Would you let your mom help organize your sex toys?

Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
I don't want my mother anywhere near my sex life.
06/28/2012
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
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Originally posted by - Kira -
I finally decided to tell my mom about me reviewing. We're selling our house and she's been coming over to help us get it ready for showing. We had been moving our mass storage in and out of the garage every weekend which got to be a pain. ... more
This would never happen with my family but I'd be uncomfortable anyway. It'd be better to just do the whole thing yourself and not involve her in one way and not the other.
06/28/2012
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
Good news! I talked to her this evening and she said she'll just give me the bins tomorrow so I can go through things on my own time when she's not over. THANK GOODNESS!!!!!
06/28/2012
Contributor: KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
My mom and I are super open about sex. She knows I review. She also probably shops here too using my affiliate code. If I needed the help I would take it, but I wouldn't ask for it.
06/28/2012
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
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Originally posted by - Kira -
Good news! I talked to her this evening and she said she'll just give me the bins tomorrow so I can go through things on my own time when she's not over. THANK GOODNESS!!!!!
~WHEW~ Oh good! I love it when things work themselves out all on their own. What a relief!!
06/28/2012
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
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Originally posted by indiglo
~WHEW~ Oh good! I love it when things work themselves out all on their own. What a relief!!
I kinda talked to her about it. I said "hey...so you're not gonna go through my stuff one by one, right? 'Cause that would be super awkward for me." She agreed to give me the bins early so I could do it all before she even came over so I wouldn't have to do it with her in the house. Yay! She did add the comment "if you want to keep anything interesting out for me to see, feel free!"

Another weird comment from my mom: "I don't want to touch your stuff. Who knows the last time it was cleaned!" WTF?! I'm SUPER anal about cleaning my toys! Jeez.
06/28/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
NO! My mum and I don't have that kind of relationship, and I think that she would ask way too many questions that I would not be alright answering. I think that something to bring up is that you'd be happy to let her help you set up new storage situations, and maybe even let her see a few of your 'favorites,' but she doesn't have the right to make you show her every single adult product you own. I know my mum would be very disturbed at how many toys I own at 19, heck, I would have been disturbed at how many toys I own if I'd have traveled forward in time and seen!
06/28/2012
Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
I guess for me it would have to depend. My mother knows about this site and all, but I guess if they were clean I wouldn't mind. But then again, I really don't know.
06/28/2012
Contributor: Noelle Noelle
HELL TO THA NO!! I wouldn't want her doing that anymore than I'd want to KNOW that she might have some toys!!! YEEEECCHHH!!! A little disturbing!!
06/28/2012
Contributor: Noelle Noelle
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Originally posted by michael scofield
no my mother found my fleshlight and was horrified
06/28/2012
Contributor: Noelle Noelle
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Originally posted by <3BF
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
06/28/2012
Contributor: Bowen Bowen
I'd be uncomfortable with it, to say the least. I think you should just tell her how you feel and she'll understand.
06/28/2012
Contributor: solitudinarian solitudinarian
Eh, I can't really imagine my mum saying "let's organize your sex toys!" They're already fairly organized in drawer (out of sight) anyway. My mum knows I use toys and I once bought her a vibrator for her birthday. We even went to a sex store together. But when there are toys out, she pretends she didn't see them.
06/28/2012
Contributor: dirtythoughts:) dirtythoughts:)
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Originally posted by - Kira -
I finally decided to tell my mom about me reviewing. We're selling our house and she's been coming over to help us get it ready for showing. We had been moving our mass storage in and out of the garage every weekend which got to be a pain. ... more
My mother and I are super close but I know we both would be very uncomfortable in a situation like that. She knows about a few toys but pretty sure she wouldn't want to see them.
06/28/2012
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
If my mom was chill, I could see that possibly being okay. As it stands, NO THANKS.
06/28/2012
Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
It put it would depend on the situation. Unfortunately, my mom has passed on so this is all hypothetical for me, but she and I were really close before she died. I know from my teenage snooping that she'd had a couple of toys of her own, and I think we could have gotten to a "comparing notes & recommendations" sort of stage. That being said, I don't think I could let her actually go through my things one by one. I really value my privacy.
06/28/2012
Contributor: xOhxSoxScandalousx xOhxSoxScandalousx
NO i would be way to uncomfortable
06/28/2012
Contributor: brevado brevado
What's with the rash of motherly based polls lately? Kinda screwy.
06/28/2012
Contributor: Gina RPG Geek Gina RPG Geek
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Originally posted by - Kira -
I finally decided to tell my mom about me reviewing. We're selling our house and she's been coming over to help us get it ready for showing. We had been moving our mass storage in and out of the garage every weekend which got to be a pain. ... more
Totally sounds like my mom! lol I think I'd tell her thank's for the suggestions and that you'll get it taken care of and politely tell her she needs her own toys.
06/28/2012
Contributor: Badass Badass
First, awesome that your Momma was so cool with you having a collection of toys, not all Momma's would be.

I probably couldn't bring myself to sort my sex toys with my Mother either.
Let us know what happens with this. Lol.
06/28/2012
Contributor: booboo111926 booboo111926
nope that would be way to awkward for me lol
06/28/2012
Contributor: SimpleTeaser SimpleTeaser
Heck, I introduced EF to my mother and sister. I've even sent them new toys. I wouldn't mind but, I don't even have them organized, lol.
06/28/2012
Contributor: ksparkles16 ksparkles16
haha, no. I think it would freak me and my mom out. Granted, my mom knows I review toys but I wouldn't want her touching or seeing the toys I've orgasmed with. Uh. Think of it this way: would you like to help your mom go through her toys? lol I'd just say thanks for the help, but my husband and I will be going through it.
06/29/2012
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
I wouldn't mind, but my mom wouldn't wanna go through all my toys like that either.
06/29/2012
Contributor: indiechick indiechick
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Originally posted by - Kira -
I finally decided to tell my mom about me reviewing. We're selling our house and she's been coming over to help us get it ready for showing. We had been moving our mass storage in and out of the garage every weekend which got to be a pain. ... more
Mom doesn't know what I do on eden or with toys. So NOT A CHANCE IN HELL. My friends know that if anything happens to me that those boxes need to be removed before my mother can ever come into my room
06/29/2012
Contributor: butts butts
DEAR GOD NO. Me and my mother don't have the best relationship to begin with, but she's also super against any kind of non-super-normal sex, she'd flip if she knew we had toys, especially the kinkier ones and strap ons D; She's disturbed enough by my trsnssexuality, I really don't talk to my mother about personal things to begin with, and I'd NEVER say a word about toys!
06/29/2012
Contributor: Dixiemomma Dixiemomma
i just let my mom in on the fact that i review them today haha i cant imagine she'd want to see um or anything tho thank god!!!
06/29/2012
Contributor: heezag heezag
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Originally posted by - Kira -
I finally decided to tell my mom about me reviewing. We're selling our house and she's been coming over to help us get it ready for showing. We had been moving our mass storage in and out of the garage every weekend which got to be a pain. ... more
No, I wouldn't be comfortable with that.
06/29/2012
Contributor: hall5885 hall5885
NO! Which I know most people would think it's odd cause my Mom has been open about sex and everything with it and I'm open about it and everything about it. But I've always been uncomfortable with just the mention of sex with her let alone going through my toys. But than again my mother is also nosy and ask a billion and one questions about everything and anything. Plus there are a lot of sexual things I'm into that she is dead set against and would criticize me for.
06/29/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by - Kira -
I finally decided to tell my mom about me reviewing. We're selling our house and she's been coming over to help us get it ready for showing. We had been moving our mass storage in and out of the garage every weekend which got to be a pain. ... more
Not in a million years with MY mom. However, it sounds like your mom is WAY cool about this, and a pro at organizing, so what the heck. She knows the toys are there...and it sounds like a great chance to organize!!!! Oh..and if you don't want to let her borrow your toys, for gosh sakes, give her an EF gift certificate!!!
06/29/2012