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Contributor: Crystal1 Crystal1
You know you spend too much time on Eden when...

*You post on a different message board and can't figure out why the point box doesn't pop up.

*Everything looks phallic.

*A commercial comes on TV for the local sex toy store, and you officially recognize every product they show.
01/12/2011
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Contributor: Crystal1 Crystal1
And another I forgot-

*You start to wonder if the store clerk notices how often you come in to buy batteries.
01/13/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
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Originally posted by Crystal1
And another I forgot-

*You start to wonder if the store clerk notices how often you come in to buy batteries.
Tsk, tsk. Get rechargables.
01/14/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Hehehe - I especially like the first one....lol.
Eden really gets into ya skin huh (in a GREAT way). It's my second home!
01/14/2011
Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
This just happened to me today. I made a post on another board, and I sat there for a moment thinking, "Hey, no points?" then remembered it wasn't EF.
08/05/2011