My (hubby here) silliest fantasy is to make love to a woman wearing a FOOTBALL jersey (she has bright red toenails and fingernails for some odd reason, in this "dream"). I have NO CLUE why I have had this fantasy for years. I don't even like football.
Wife of 30 years is a REAL trooper...game for anything. However, she has NEVER, EVER worn a football jersey for me in bed. She says it would "ruin" the "movie" I have in my head.
HER goofy fantasy is that she is in a cab with a REALLY handsome driver (what city is THAT in, honey???) anyway, when he drives her to where she is going, and she tries to pay, he informs her "didn't you notice, the writing on the cab says "SEX CAB", we don't accept money, just "favors". She has to give him a BJ in payment!!!!
I think she LOVES the song "TAXI" and that may be the source of this ODD, ODD fantasy.
SO......does anyone else have a REALLY odd fantasy? (One day I may "borrow" a CLEAN cab...and "pick her up"...of course, I will NEVER accept CASH for the fare....Ha, Ha
Wife of 30 years is a REAL trooper...game for anything. However, she has NEVER, EVER worn a football jersey for me in bed. She says it would "ruin" the "movie" I have in my head.
HER goofy fantasy is that she is in a cab with a REALLY handsome driver (what city is THAT in, honey???) anyway, when he drives her to where she is going, and she tries to pay, he informs her "didn't you notice, the writing on the cab says "SEX CAB", we don't accept money, just "favors". She has to give him a BJ in payment!!!!
I think she LOVES the song "TAXI" and that may be the source of this ODD, ODD fantasy.
SO......does anyone else have a REALLY odd fantasy? (One day I may "borrow" a CLEAN cab...and "pick her up"...of course, I will NEVER accept CASH for the fare....Ha, Ha