What is your SILLIEST Fantasy???

Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
My (hubby here) silliest fantasy is to make love to a woman wearing a FOOTBALL jersey (she has bright red toenails and fingernails for some odd reason, in this "dream"). I have NO CLUE why I have had this fantasy for years. I don't even like football.

Wife of 30 years is a REAL trooper...game for anything. However, she has NEVER, EVER worn a football jersey for me in bed. She says it would "ruin" the "movie" I have in my head.

HER goofy fantasy is that she is in a cab with a REALLY handsome driver (what city is THAT in, honey???) anyway, when he drives her to where she is going, and she tries to pay, he informs her "didn't you notice, the writing on the cab says "SEX CAB", we don't accept money, just "favors". She has to give him a BJ in payment!!!!

I think she LOVES the song "TAXI" and that may be the source of this ODD, ODD fantasy.

SO......does anyone else have a REALLY odd fantasy? (One day I may "borrow" a CLEAN cab...and "pick her up"...of course, I will NEVER accept CASH for the fare....Ha, Ha
09/14/2011
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Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Impossible-to-perform- in-real-life-fantasy GO!!!

My fantasies almost always have supernatural elements in them. The oddest one I ever came up with would be a sapient, yet invisible and intangible, being screwing around with my nervous system, making me feel like someone was touching me when there wasn't anybody there that I could see.

I've also always had a thing for kidnapping fantasies (not so much "being randomly kidnapped in a dark alley" as "being kidnapped as someone important"), but that feels pretty mainstream compared to the phantom toucher.
09/14/2011