A few of my old coworkers and I used to joke about doing something like this: all the ladies get a remote-controlled bullet to place "somewhere" on their person, and then we all randomly get one another's remotes to switch on and off as we please during the workday. The whole challenge would be about who could manage to keep quiet.

This is, of course, assuming the bullets were quiet enough. We'd also have to work out a signal, as a way of saying "That's enough!" without alerting customers. Basically a covert safeword.

It'll never happen, but I still have fun thinking about it from time to time. What do you guys think? Would you all try something like this if your coworkers agreed, and you could get away with it? less

Absolutely not. Not for me. I have no interest in this.


I work in health care with patients one on one. I have no time for something like this. What if I dropped an infant, or accidentally hurt a patient? I'm doing diagnoses and treatments and quoting or looking up data all the time. My mind and body are completely occupied with my job.

Plus, most of the time, I'm the only one from my Agency working with each patient at one time. I only work with my co-workers at meetings or seminars. Then, we are learning new techniques and procedures and doing literature searches or putting together presentations or giving them to patients.

My job is too consuming to do anything like playing in that manner.

The only time I don't think about sex is when I'm at work. less

Yeah, I think this would only be rational at customer-service type job with nothing of great importance occupying the workers' minds. I wouldn't mind if all the stockers at the grocery store had remote control vibes on... but I would be more than a little ticked off if my dentist did. less