Caught in the Act

Contributor: Vinroe Vinroe
The wife and I recently had a discussion about trying some new things and picking back up some old things (i.e. things we haven't done in a while). One such example is light bondage. I've heard the stories of parents who got heard or caught by their kids. The stories all seem so funny because they're not happening to you but I hear it's inevitable. Most of the time the acts they hear or walk in on are vanilla. How does one deal with the situation when the activities are more Licorice Whip and Rocky Road than vanilla?
01/06/2014
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Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Wait till your kids are out of the house (send them to grandma's); or wait till your kids are asleep and always lock your bedroom door, and keep your sex noise level down as much as possible (that's the hardest part); or if you guys cannot wait and must do it during the day while the kids are home, lock your bedroom door and turn up the music -- there's not much else you can do when you have kids living with you.
01/06/2014
Contributor: dv8 dv8
You can also have sex away from home.
01/06/2014
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
I agree with both the above. We are not into bondage, but I can tell you we have friends that had us in stiches, speaking about how they had an "oops" moment of the worst kind. Their 12 year old daughter was sound asleep on a Friday night (like 1 AM) and parents were "playing"... .hard. Seems she had him handcuffed to the bed...both feet and hands, spread eagle. She went to the bathroom to get something, tripped on the wet floor mat from their shower and broke her ankle. She yelped and the daughter, hearing this, walked right in....to the sight of mom on the floor holding her twisted ankle and wearing nothing but a full rubber hood over her head and sporting a 10 inch dildo from her harness and dad, with a huge hard on, spread eagle and secured to the bed.

How does one get out of that. Mom said "get out...now", and then yelled back to her mortified daughter "and call 911, I think I broke my leg". Thankfully, and despite the broken ankle, she got herself into a robe and out of her "get up" and managed to get her hubby's hand undone so he could get himself out of his restraints, before the EMT's showed up.

Poor child was likely scarred forever, and she won't go into details about how she explained this one "away", but of course, she had to say something. It is probably terrible to admit, since the poor child was involved, but we literally lose it laughing whenever we think of this couple and the night they described.

We still think this is the ultimate insane "caught in the act" horror story of all time. These are such "sweet" people too. Their daughter is a meek, mild girl too...poor thing. Well, she obviously survived the trauma. Just got engaged at 25 years old now.
01/06/2014
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Bignuf
I agree with both the above. We are not into bondage, but I can tell you we have friends that had us in stiches, speaking about how they had an "oops" moment of the worst kind. Their 12 year old daughter was sound asleep on a Friday night ... more
I think in those situations, it's best to be honest. It always pains me to see parents try to cover up what is a consentual and loving act between them. I think it propels the idea that sex is shameful and something to hide when parents are caught and they automatically try to explain it away as something that a kid shouldn't know about or understand.

In this day and age, you can go anywhere and see just about anything. The more we educate teens when they encounter these things, the healthier their attitudes will be regarding their own interests in the bedroom. Explaining a situation is not at all the same as advocating the behavior to someone else -- child or adult.
01/07/2014
Contributor: Husband and Wife Husband and Wife
To be honest we keep to the vanilla side when the kids are home. But when we are alone the toys come out. We also plan a long weekend away in which we really let loose!! Good luck
01/08/2014
Contributor: Pete's Princess Pete's Princess
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Originally posted by Bignuf
I agree with both the above. We are not into bondage, but I can tell you we have friends that had us in stiches, speaking about how they had an "oops" moment of the worst kind. Their 12 year old daughter was sound asleep on a Friday night ... more
A simple locked door would have saved their poor daughter from years of therapy. Seeing people in that situation is fine as long as it isn't your parents or grandparents.
01/08/2014
Contributor: dv8 dv8
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Originally posted by Pete's Princess
A simple locked door would have saved their poor daughter from years of therapy. Seeing people in that situation is fine as long as it isn't your parents or grandparents.
Or kids or grandkids.
01/09/2014
Contributor: Tangerine Tangerine
Advice: Get a lock on the door and use it vanilla or not.
Or send them away for the weekend if they are older put a sign on your door that says. " you may want to stay at a friends house tonight"
01/11/2014
Contributor: SaucyxGirl SaucyxGirl
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Originally posted by dv8
Or kids or grandkids.
Like my ex boyfriends parents who walked in us after the act. We both were naked, him with the rope in hand which had secured me to his bedpost earlier and a riding crop, vibrator, butt plug and ball gag on his floor. lol Not something the parents were cool with..to put it mildly.

He and I had a habit of forgetting to lock doors and a nastier habit of being caught by everyone from friends to his older brother and his parents on a few occasions.
02/01/2014
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
Hmm, rewind thirty six years, it was a very cold winter night.
I was nineteen years old, banging away with my twenty five year old girlfriend in her bedroom of a trailer she shared with her best friend. The door to the bedroom flies open, and her best friend with the best friend's boyfriend come in and say they want to play cards. My GF and I are surprised to say the least. But we roll over onto our sides with me spooning behind her, cock still plugged into her pussy under the covers. As the hand of cards is dealt I'm still very slowly stroking in and out. My GF told me the next day that the reason for that intrusion wast that her friend's boyfriend couldn't get it up to fuck that night. They were hoping to see my GF and I in the act. The idea was for the best friend's BF to get inspiration and then be able to fuck.
I don't remember if I was told it succeeded or not... LOL
02/01/2014