March Madness Contest voting: Masturbators – Round 1

Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Hello everyone, and welcome to the first round of March Madness for masturbators!

How it works here is you pick your favorite, and it moves on to compete in the next round. Voting will go until 11:59 pm Eastern on Wednesday, March 16th.

Feel free to tell us why you picked what you picked, and to really add some incentive (as if you really needed any extra incentive), one random poster will win a prize!
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
9  (17%)
3  (6%)
3  (6%)
Total votes: 54
Poll is closed
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Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Hard choice here. The Maven and the Flip Hole are my two favorite. I have to give the win to the Flip Hole due the intense texture and easier cleaning.
03/07/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Hard choice, went with the fliphole because even thought I don actually have one my gut tells me I'll like it best when I finally get one which will hopefully be soon. If the fleshlight swallow texture was on her it be an easy choice, because I love that texture.
03/07/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
I went with the Cobra Libre. I don't have the Tenga but potentially would change my choice to that once I try it.
03/07/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
I've heard so many good things about the Tenga. If I could use one, I'd definitely go with it.
03/07/2011
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
Can't go wrong with Fleshlight.
03/07/2011
Contributor: Coralbell Coralbell
The Cobra Libre almost makes me wish I had a penis.
03/07/2011
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
Flashlight vibro... Fun for men AND women.
03/07/2011
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
Quote:
Originally posted by Coralbell
The Cobra Libre almost makes me wish I had a penis.
A few of these toys make me feel this way
03/07/2011
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Flip! My guy loves it although he says it can be a little overstimulating.
03/07/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
We don't have any of these yet. I'm looking at the Beauty Sleeve for My Man to try, as I don't know if he'll like them, and I don't want to spend a mint until I know what he likes. The Beauty got good reviews you can reuse it, and is large enough for a Big Boy, so I think we'll go with this for our next purchase.

Not having any of these, I'm not going to vote, though.
03/07/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
The Flip Hole for sure! This is the first masturbator my husband has ever tried. It seems to be a hit. Since I am the one cleaning it, I appreciate that it opens for easy cleaning; all the texture is amazing! No toy of mine has that much texture.

While I was cleaning it the other day, my fingers were slipping gently in and out of the grooves, over the ridges and bumps. I guess my eyes were closed while I was doing this. My husband had come into the doorway and was watching me. I was startled by his voice, when he asked me if I was OK. I told him, "Yes, I was daydreaming. Just imagining what this feels like when you put your cock in it."

There is only one other toy I have seen that makes me wish I had a dick for a day.
03/07/2011
Contributor: Splendwhore Splendwhore
The Fleshlight Lady Original is the only one we actually own, but it's also pretty damn cool.
I love how soft and squishy it is. *Plays with it*
03/07/2011
Contributor: danellejohns danellejohns
My husband and I have been looking into possibly getting the Tenga Flip Hole-okay I have been the one looking into getting it. I am hoping to be able to vote on this later after I have decided and he tries out the product.
03/07/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Splendwhore
The Fleshlight Lady Original is the only one we actually own, but it's also pretty damn cool.
I love how soft and squishy it is. *Plays with it*
We have the STU Fleshlight, and quite honestly, I play with it almost more than he does. I just love the way it feels after a good cornstarching, so freaking soft and all around awesome! I wish my vag felt that soft all of the time, lol
03/07/2011
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
My husband has a couple of Fleshlights (the Twista and the STU), the Tenga Flip Hole Black, the Cobra Libre, and the Vibratex Maven. Out of all of them, he likes the Maven the best because it is easier to handle, easier to clean, and provides more suction. He finds cleaning the Fleshlight and the Flip Hole to be a pain.

Surprisingly enough, it just happens to be the least expensive toy out of all those I just named, so it is also much more affordable.
03/07/2011
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
We don't have any one these yet, but my man really wants a Tenga Flip Hole. He likes how cool it looks and how easy it is to clean compared to the Fleshlights.
03/07/2011
Contributor: newfoundlust newfoundlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Hello everyone, and welcome to the first round of March Madness for masturbators!

How it works here is you pick your favorite, and it moves on to compete in the next round. Voting will go until 11:59 pm Eastern on Wednesday, March 16th. ... more
Just tried the tenga one use ones after talking w the clerk at liberator. She recommended trying a few of the one use ones before buying a real multi use one. All I can say is wow.
03/07/2011
Contributor: CharmCity CharmCity
Cobra Libre. Such a sense of a leftover from the robot factory! (and how apropos of the lead comments: "Hard choice.." HA!)
03/07/2011
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
I picked Tenga Flip Hole Black because of its texture, futuristic design and the lube it comes with.
03/07/2011
Contributor: allehcat allehcat
On this one I'm trusting the boyfriend for the answer, and he won't use anything but the OG Fleshlight. Stick with the classics, gentlemen.

Also, the Cobra Libre looks effing scary! I wouldn't want that near my penis--if I had one, anyway!
03/08/2011
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
I am going to go with The Jesse Jane Fleshlight, to be honest I only got Raven Riley and Teagan Presley, but I figure the texture is the same. I want to try the Cobra Libre, I hear that inside is actually a magical land where elves tickle your pen15 but that is pure speculation. I also hear that big foot drags his feet across the carpet and uses the static discharge to power it. Who really knows
03/08/2011
Contributor: Miss T Miss T
I voted the Maven because it's the only one on the list that we own. I originally bought my hubby the Head Honcho, but then after reading reviews on the Maven I bought it. He loves it much better! Now after seeing this contest I'm going to look into the Tenga Flip Hole for our next toy. It sure seems like a winner with everyone!
03/08/2011
Contributor: Lucidity Lucidity
I love the look of the Tenga and how easy it is to use and clean. I want to get it for my man.
03/08/2011
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
I picked the Cobre Libre. It is one of the few I've dealt with in person and I am just really impressed with the innovation.
03/08/2011
Contributor: the bedroom blogger the bedroom blogger
Oh, hotmilk...I hate to love you. The boyfriend has a flip hole and a STU, and the first is too bulky and the second is kind of annoyingly over stimulating. The hotmilk is so easy to handle and feels amazing and is super cheap! Win. I am dying to guy the Lupe Fuentes fleshlight for the boyfriend though...and I want him to try out a cobra libre as well!
03/08/2011
Contributor: ellejay ellejay
My boyfriend has an EF account, but he's quite lazy with it. Anyhow, he says Fleshlight due to the oldie-but-goody-ness of it.
03/08/2011
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
Quote:
Originally posted by namelesschaos
Hard choice, went with the fliphole because even thought I don actually have one my gut tells me I'll like it best when I finally get one which will hopefully be soon. If the fleshlight swallow texture was on her it be an easy choice, because I ... more
I agree the Fleshlight Swallow texture is nice!
03/09/2011
Contributor: CafeSabroso CafeSabroso
The Tenga gets my vote for variety and ease of cleaning
03/09/2011
Contributor: Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
Had to go with the Flip Hole too
03/10/2011