And to be completely difficult. I rewrote Betty Rocket's review in my own style in a way that I personally would find as objective. I don't want to get into the logistics of if/why she was not given the option to rewrite that review. That's between her and Eden.
I want feedback on my own version of it! This is using her review, because I haven't actually reviewed the toy. The goal would be an objective/descriptions type review.
Title: Are you up for a rigid challenge?
Summary: Beautiful, strong, and very rigid. External vibrations were fantastic, but that’s as far as I’m letting it go!
Pros: Silicone, splash-proof, vibrations are quite strong
Cons: Very rigid- maybe too hard for some.
The Bliss #8 is another in the Ophoria collection of unique traditional vibrators. Ophoria is a luxury product line from Lover's Choice, a large "intimate products" manufacturer.
The Bliss is, without a doubt, a beautiful piece. A seven inch, 100% silicone shaft covered with rings that vary in location and curve. The rings are pronounced. There is nothing subtle about them! The texture of the Bliss is very smooth. The rings and shaft are not pliable in any way though. I tried squeezing them with my hand.
The control is a push button located at the end of the vibe. Two AA batteries are inserted simply, and the battery compartment appears to be quite secure. This vibe is silicone, so be sure to use only water based lubricants. It is very easy to clean and splash-proof. (not immersible)
The Bliss has five different vibrating functions. The very first time I pressed the button, the vibe immediately went to a roller coaster type function, completely skipping a normal function. It took me about three tries of turning it off and on again to get the normal droning vibration I wanted. It was a little noisy, but easily concealed.
After about fifteen minutes of warming myself up, I arranged myself in a comfortable position and attempted to take on this strange looking toy. Application straight to my clit was heavenly, the intensity of the vibration and the functions were on point. So far, so good....I lubed the vibe up quite well, and prepared for glory.
Not so much....
I managed to get two inches of this vibe inside of me, but the popping sensation of the rings squeezing past my vaginal walls truly made me cringe. My pussy clamped down on this thing, refusing to allow it any further access. It packed up it's necessary lubrication, closed the door, and kicked the Bliss right out.
If I think about it, maybe I had psyched myself out. Perhaps my vagina was just reacting to the mental block I had built when I first took it out of the package. I reacted then with a certain amount of intimidation. I need a bit more tenderness for my tender parts.
DBD review edit (should be the last paragraph of the review):
This toy has a particular audience. Those people that have learned that they enjoy firmer toys or want to explore new sensations may want to try this. The rings are very rigid though, and not every body will be able to enjoy them for penetration.