Vibrating egg for anal penetration?

Contributor: Genderfree Genderfree
My girlfriend keeps wanting me to find her a vibrating egg for anal penetration. Sure, it happens in porn, but it just doesn't seem safe to me! If it's a wired remote, what if the cord breaks? And lots of eggs have a string on them, I guess you could put a keyring on it, but the string could still break and that's really incredibly scary. Do they make eggs that are safe for this, or should I just tell her that until she has the girly parts to do so, that she can't use an egg?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
They make eggs that can be used anally (tell me below!)
Eggs are absolutely NOT safe for anal penetration.
17  (53%)
Eggs CAN be safe for anal penetration if... (tell me below!)
1  (3%)
Eggs are safe
Get her a vibrating butt plug.
14  (44%)
Total votes: 32
Poll is closed
10/31/2012
  • Save Extra 50% On Sexobot Attachment
  • Upgrade Your Hands-Free Play!
  • Complete strap-on set for extra 15% off
  • Save 50% On Shower Nozzle With Enema Set
  • Enjoy 50% Off Selected Items
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
All promotions
Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
Collection of related topics on Penetration:

Good sex positions for squirting and g-spot stimulation
I'm able to make my girlfriend squirt quite easily with my fingers, but I can't make her squirt with standard penetration, nor can I make her orgasm..

What activity did you think was a MAJOR "kink" when you first did it, and now it is part of your VANILLA sex???
When I was introduced to anal, things like rimming and anal penetration, seemed so nasty. Today, between my husband and me....it is about as every day

She's not enjoying penetration anymore
Okay, here's the deal. Recently my girl is saying that she's not into penetration. Even though she can orgasm from vaginal sex and g-spot. She says...

Men: during anal play do you like penetration?
my husband likes anal play but i have never tried penetration..curious if i should try it.

What percent of your love making sessions involve anal penetration?
When you have sex, what percent of the time do you find you or your partner have anal penetration as part of your sex play? Not just a touch, feel or.
10/31/2012
Contributor: ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
Nope! Not safe ever. Retrieval cords can break. Especially with the force that would be needed to pull something out of the butt. Not only that, but the cord would more than likely end up sucked into the anal cavity to begin with. No way would this ever be a good idea. There are dildos with a bullet and a flared base, as well as vibrating butt plugs. A vibrating butt plug would offer the same sensation while offering you both piece of mind.

Here is a silicone vibrating butt plug

Another one, from Tantus

You can find more by searching for "vibrating butt plug"

Good luck!
10/31/2012
Contributor: panthercat23 panthercat23
Bad idea bells are going off.
10/31/2012
Contributor: Bill220 Bill220
Not worth the embarrassing trip to the emergency room.
10/31/2012
Contributor: jr2012 jr2012
there are so many small and cute butt toys here, I would just get her one of those, hopefully it will take her mind off the egg!
10/31/2012
Contributor: Why Not? Why Not?
I have looked and never found anything that was an egg that was purpose made for anal. Too bad because I could see how it could be fun.
10/31/2012
Contributor: ejrbrndps ejrbrndps
not worth it
10/31/2012
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Eggs are a big no-no, but if it's the shape that appeals to her, maybe one of those egg-on-a-stick looking g-spot vibes would work.
10/31/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
Not safe!!!
10/31/2012
Contributor: Tork48309 Tork48309
Go with some weighted anal balls.
10/31/2012
Contributor: Genderfree Genderfree
Weighted balls are nice, but unfortunately they do not come in material that we like

The best ones I found were... *cringe* latex. I get the worst rashes from latex... even if I was just using them on her my hands would pay.
11/01/2012
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by Genderfree
My girlfriend keeps wanting me to find her a vibrating egg for anal penetration. Sure, it happens in porn, but it just doesn't seem safe to me! If it's a wired remote, what if the cord breaks? And lots of eggs have a string on them, I guess ... more
Eggs are absolutely NOT safe for anal penetration.
11/01/2012
Contributor: butts butts
I voted "get her a vibrating buttplug" but I've used an egg for anal before and had no issues, as long as it's good quality, the cord shouldn't dislodge. To be safe, I'd say get a vibrating buttplug instead.
11/02/2012
Contributor: Genderfree Genderfree
Unfortunately Eden only has one vibrating buttplug that we like! But her problem with it is that if she sits down it might turn on/off so it can't be worn for a long period of time...
11/03/2012
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
You could use a condom with it and keep part of the condom outside of the anus?
11/04/2012
Contributor: Jesyra Jesyra
I have this:
Body and Soul Remote 2

And it works wonderfully for anal vibration. They're waterproof and if you don't need size, the little egg is amazingly powerful for how small it is - and it's very little so the pull to remove is minimal. The cord is strong - I mean really strong. I don't see retrieval, even of the big egg, ever being a problem.
11/04/2012
Contributor: Genderfree Genderfree
Quote:
Originally posted by Jesyra
I have this:


And it works wonderfully for anal vibration. They're waterproof and if you don't need size, the little egg is amazingly powerful for how small it is - and it's very little so the pull to remove is minimal. The cord ... more
That looks actually perfect for what we were looking for!! It has a remote as well-- perfect! I'm not excited about the price, maybe this would work as a good anniversary present.
11/04/2012
Contributor: moongirl moongirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Genderfree
That looks actually perfect for what we were looking for!! It has a remote as well-- perfect! I'm not excited about the price, maybe this would work as a good anniversary present.
Don't do it! Eggs aren't safe for the bum! My roommate has drilled this into my head over and over - she almost got one stuck once...

You know what's really sexy? A trip to the emergency room! (Not.)
11/04/2012
Contributor: Archery Archery
Is the worts thing that you can do! Don't do it!
I had one problem with it!
11/05/2012
Contributor: Bill220 Bill220
Quote:
Originally posted by Genderfree
Weighted balls are nice, but unfortunately they do not come in material that we like

The best ones I found were... *cringe* latex. I get the worst rashes from latex... even if I was just using them on her my hands would pay.
What about these? Vibro-Balls

I have the latex version, these are plastic. They don't really vibrate but have little balls inside them. They aren't latex either. If you go this route, I'd tie another longer piece of sturdy string to the retrieval loop as a precaution.
11/05/2012
Contributor: satinlady550 satinlady550
Quote:
Originally posted by Genderfree
My girlfriend keeps wanting me to find her a vibrating egg for anal penetration. Sure, it happens in porn, but it just doesn't seem safe to me! If it's a wired remote, what if the cord breaks? And lots of eggs have a string on them, I guess ... more
Try to find another toy that would work best for anal insertion. You don't want to have to make a trip to the ER if it becomes stuck.
11/05/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
I vibrating plug seems like a better idea
11/05/2012
Contributor: Genderfree Genderfree
Quote:
Originally posted by Bill220
What about these? Vibro-Balls

I have the latex version, these are plastic. They don't really vibrate but have little balls inside them. They aren't latex either. If you go this route, I'd tie another longer piece of sturdy ... more
Sounds a little sketchy to me, honestly...
11/06/2012
Contributor: nosrslylol nosrslylol
Not safe D: D: Don't wanna loose an egg in your bum and then have to explain that to the ER...
11/06/2012
Contributor: allme1 allme1
Get her a vibrating butt plug.
11/07/2012
Contributor: MidnightStorm MidnightStorm
Eggs are NOT safe for penetration, EVER. Please do not let your girl go for this--get her a plug or even anal beads, but not a bullet!
11/07/2012