Vibrating egg for anal penetration?

Vibrating egg for anal penetration?

Genderfree Genderfree
My girlfriend keeps wanting me to find her a vibrating egg for anal penetration. Sure, it happens in porn, but it just doesn't seem safe to me! If it's a wired remote, what if the cord breaks? And lots of eggs have a string on them, I guess you could put a keyring on it, but the string could still break and that's really incredibly scary. Do they make eggs that are safe for this, or should I just tell her that until she has the girly parts to do so, that she can't use an egg?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
They make eggs that can be used anally (tell me below!)
Eggs are absolutely NOT safe for anal penetration.
17  (53%)
Eggs CAN be safe for anal penetration if... (tell me below!)
1  (3%)
Eggs are safe
Get her a vibrating butt plug.
14  (44%)
Total votes: 32
Poll is closed
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ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
Nope! Not safe ever. Retrieval cords can break. Especially with the force that would be needed to pull something out of the butt. Not only that, but the cord would more than likely end up sucked into the anal cavity to begin with. No way would this ever be a good idea. There are dildos with a bullet and a flared base, as well as vibrating butt plugs. A vibrating butt plug would offer the same sensation while offering you both piece of mind.

Here is a silicone vibrating butt plug

Another one, from Tantus

You can find more by searching for "vibrating butt plug"

Good luck!
10/31/2012
panthercat23 panthercat23
Bad idea bells are going off.
10/31/2012
Bill220 Bill220
Not worth the embarrassing trip to the emergency room.
10/31/2012
jr2012 jr2012
there are so many small and cute butt toys here, I would just get her one of those, hopefully it will take her mind off the egg!
10/31/2012
Why Not? Why Not?
I have looked and never found anything that was an egg that was purpose made for anal. Too bad because I could see how it could be fun.
10/31/2012
ejrbrndps ejrbrndps
not worth it
10/31/2012
ToyGeek ToyGeek
Eggs are a big no-no, but if it's the shape that appeals to her, maybe one of those egg-on-a-stick looking g-spot vibes would work.
10/31/2012
MissCandyland MissCandyland
Not safe!!!
10/31/2012
Tork48309 Tork48309
Go with some weighted anal balls.
10/31/2012
Genderfree Genderfree
Weighted balls are nice, but unfortunately they do not come in material that we like

The best ones I found were... *cringe* latex. I get the worst rashes from latex... even if I was just using them on her my hands would pay.
11/01/2012
Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by Genderfree
My girlfriend keeps wanting me to find her a vibrating egg for anal penetration. Sure, it happens in porn, but it just doesn't seem safe to me! If it's a wired remote, what if the cord breaks? And lots of eggs have a string on them, I guess ...
Eggs are absolutely NOT safe for anal penetration.
11/01/2012
butts butts
I voted "get her a vibrating buttplug" but I've used an egg for anal before and had no issues, as long as it's good quality, the cord shouldn't dislodge. To be safe, I'd say get a vibrating buttplug instead.
11/02/2012
Genderfree Genderfree
Unfortunately Eden only has one vibrating buttplug that we like! But her problem with it is that if she sits down it might turn on/off so it can't be worn for a long period of time...
11/03/2012
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
You could use a condom with it and keep part of the condom outside of the anus?
11/04/2012
Jesyra Jesyra
I have this:
Body and Soul Remote 2

And it works wonderfully for anal vibration. They're waterproof and if you don't need size, the little egg is amazingly powerful for how small it is - and it's very little so the pull to remove is minimal. The cord is strong - I mean really strong. I don't see retrieval, even of the big egg, ever being a problem.
11/04/2012
Genderfree Genderfree
Quote:
Originally posted by Jesyra
I have this:


And it works wonderfully for anal vibration. They're waterproof and if you don't need size, the little egg is amazingly powerful for how small it is - and it's very little so the pull to remove is minimal. The cord ...
That looks actually perfect for what we were looking for!! It has a remote as well-- perfect! I'm not excited about the price, maybe this would work as a good anniversary present.
11/04/2012
moongirl moongirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Genderfree
That looks actually perfect for what we were looking for!! It has a remote as well-- perfect! I'm not excited about the price, maybe this would work as a good anniversary present.
Don't do it! Eggs aren't safe for the bum! My roommate has drilled this into my head over and over - she almost got one stuck once...

You know what's really sexy? A trip to the emergency room! (Not.)
11/04/2012
Archery Archery
Is the worts thing that you can do! Don't do it!
I had one problem with it!
11/05/2012
Bill220 Bill220
Quote:
Originally posted by Genderfree
Weighted balls are nice, but unfortunately they do not come in material that we like

The best ones I found were... *cringe* latex. I get the worst rashes from latex... even if I was just using them on her my hands would pay.
What about these? Vibro-Balls

I have the latex version, these are plastic. They don't really vibrate but have little balls inside them. They aren't latex either. If you go this route, I'd tie another longer piece of sturdy string to the retrieval loop as a precaution.
11/05/2012
satinlady550 satinlady550
Quote:
Originally posted by Genderfree
My girlfriend keeps wanting me to find her a vibrating egg for anal penetration. Sure, it happens in porn, but it just doesn't seem safe to me! If it's a wired remote, what if the cord breaks? And lots of eggs have a string on them, I guess ...
Try to find another toy that would work best for anal insertion. You don't want to have to make a trip to the ER if it becomes stuck.
11/05/2012
Falsepast Falsepast
I vibrating plug seems like a better idea
11/05/2012
Genderfree Genderfree
Quote:
Originally posted by Bill220
What about these? Vibro-Balls

I have the latex version, these are plastic. They don't really vibrate but have little balls inside them. They aren't latex either. If you go this route, I'd tie another longer piece of sturdy ...
Sounds a little sketchy to me, honestly...
11/06/2012
nosrslylol nosrslylol
Not safe D: D: Don't wanna loose an egg in your bum and then have to explain that to the ER...
11/06/2012
allme1 allme1
Get her a vibrating butt plug.
11/07/2012
MidnightStorm MidnightStorm
Eggs are NOT safe for penetration, EVER. Please do not let your girl go for this--get her a plug or even anal beads, but not a bullet!
11/07/2012
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Unique posters: 21