Would you buy a dick-flavored dildo?

Would you buy a dick-flavored dildo?

Falsepast Falsepast
So let's say magically someone comes up with a dildo that is 100% safe to use, sterilizable, feels good etc...AND they make it taste and smell like a real penis!

Would you buy it?

Sorry for those who find the smell part strange, I have a thing for smelling stuff.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Yes
8  (7%)
No
101  (89%)
Other
4  (4%)
Total votes: 113
Poll is closed
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Falsepast Falsepast
I know that I most definitely would.
09/09/2012
bayosgirl bayosgirl
Um....probably not. I think it'd just weird me out. That's just me though. lol
09/09/2012
Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
I'm not a fan of realistic dildos to begin with, so that's a level of realism that would just be beyond what I could handle.
09/09/2012
*Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
I have to go with OTHER since in all reality not every penis looks,smells or taste the same. I have never had a penis in my mouth that tasted like another that was there before.
09/09/2012
solitudinarian solitudinarian
If it was safe, I'd at least try it.
09/09/2012
Supervixen Supervixen
I don't even like realistic looking dildos because I feel like I'm fucking a body part that has been dismembered from the rest of the body, so if a dildo came out that tasted and smelled like a cock, I'd be absolutely repulsed by it.
09/09/2012
deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
So let's say magically someone comes up with a dildo that is 100% safe to use, sterilizable, feels good etc...AND they make it taste and smell like a real penis!

Would you buy it?

Sorry for those who find the smell part strange, I ...
That sounds weird.
09/09/2012
wdanas wdanas
Yeah, no. That would just be too gross and weird.

It does make me wonder what guys would answer about a fake vagina having a realistic taste/scent, though.
09/09/2012
kitty1949 kitty1949
I'll pass.
09/09/2012
Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
No.
09/09/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
No, that would just be odd to me.
09/10/2012
Falsepast Falsepast
it seems very few would go for it. slightly shocking
09/10/2012
EdenUser EdenUser
I think it would make it too much like a dismembered penis. /lol
09/10/2012
Do emu Do emu
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
So let's say magically someone comes up with a dildo that is 100% safe to use, sterilizable, feels good etc...AND they make it taste and smell like a real penis!

Would you buy it?

Sorry for those who find the smell part strange, I ...
No. That's a little too realistic.
09/10/2012
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Well, it would depend. Does it taste and smell like it's clean, or has sweaty balls? HAHA! I don't think I'd go for something like that. I get the real deal with my husband.
09/10/2012
JennSenn JennSenn
No. I'm not into realistic dildos.
09/10/2012
PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
I may try it.
09/10/2012
Incendiaire Incendiaire
I can't really think what penis tastes like offhand, but skin tastes nicer than a man-made polymer, so sure, why not?
09/10/2012
ellieprobable ellieprobable
A real penis smells like the person it is attached too. If it has any distinct penis smell, that means it probably isn't too clean. No thanks.
09/10/2012
panthercat23 panthercat23
No thank you.
09/10/2012
sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
No way.
09/10/2012
Dixiemomma Dixiemomma
ummmm gross NO i love the way my man smells but i wouldnt want a dildo that smelled like some random dude nasty
09/10/2012
Upyourreviews Upyourreviews
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
So let's say magically someone comes up with a dildo that is 100% safe to use, sterilizable, feels good etc...AND they make it taste and smell like a real penis!

Would you buy it?

Sorry for those who find the smell part strange, I ...
I dunno, this just makes my eyebrows raise, lol.
09/10/2012
Bullfroggy and Rose Bullfroggy and Rose
no thanks
09/10/2012
damnbul12 damnbul12
nope
09/10/2012
RedKyuubi RedKyuubi
Nope
09/10/2012
pirata pirata
nope, i have a real penis on my boyfriend if i want the smell and taste xD
09/10/2012
SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
Quote:
Originally posted by pirata
nope, i have a real penis on my boyfriend if i want the smell and taste xD
Exactly!!!
09/10/2012
Mikemanz Mikemanz
way ewwwww! but that's just me - lol
09/10/2012
Total posts: 67
Unique posters: 65