As promised:

A king dong, a bottle of tequila and a trip to the ER story.

As most would know the Doc Johnson King Dong dildo is a super-sized novelty dildo measures 15 inches long and over 2.25 inches wide. Mostly purchased as a gag gift.

As a sex toy it is not the best a bit to flexible due to the jelly material and weights a lot.

So as the story goes, I was at a swingers/sex party and halfway through the evening one of the husbands pull out the King Dong and goes "my wife can take take this - mostly".

The host turns around and pulls out a good bottle of tequila and says "I would love to see that and if it is true you can have this".

So the wife gets onto the middle of the table and lubes up the dong and within a minute has the damn thing most of the way inside, nearly maximum insertable length.

Everyone is like "Wow".

So the host hands over the bottle. But the couple are not drinks so instead they offer "whoever can match my wife's insert can have this".

So a few try and just fail, just to0 big.

Then this really skinny, tiny as woman gets up on the table and has a go. At first it looked like it was going to fail but after a little but she eased the same amount into herself.

Everyone was like "wow".

But as she was getting off the table she slipped on a puddle of lube and fell. Sconned her head hard and passed out with the dildo still inside her.

I jump up, checked her out and decide to call an ambulance. So while I'm keeping an eye on her, everyone is packing the room away and getting dressed.

Luckily it was the hosts wife that fell and by the time the ambulance arrived everyone was hiding in the other room. The host told the ambulance guys that his wife had been dancing on the table and fell.

Simple concussion, full recovery.

Fun story. less

As promised:

A king dong, a bottle of tequila and a trip to the ER story.

As most would know the Doc Johnson King Dong dildo is a super-sized novelty dildo measures 15 inches long and over 2.25 inches wide. Mostly purchased as a gag gift.

As a sex toy it is not the best a bit to flexible due to the jelly material and weights a lot.

So as the story goes, I was at a swingers/sex party and halfway through the evening one of the husbands pull out the King Dong and goes "my wife can take take this - mostly".

The host turns around and pulls out a good bottle of tequila and says "I would love to see that and if it is true you can have this".

So the wife gets onto the middle of the table and lubes up the dong and within a minute has the damn thing most of the way inside, nearly maximum insertable length.

Everyone is like "Wow".

So the host hands over the bottle. But the couple are not drinks so instead they offer "whoever can match my wife's insert can have this".

So a few try and just fail, just to0 big.

Then this really skinny, tiny as woman gets up on the table and has a go. At first it looked like it was going to fail but after a little but she eased the same amount into herself.

Everyone was like "wow".

But as she was getting off the table she slipped on a puddle of lube and fell. Sconned her head hard and passed out with the dildo still inside her.

I jump up, checked her out and decide to call an ambulance. So while I'm keeping an eye on her, everyone is packing the room away and getting dressed.

Luckily it was the hosts wife that fell and by the time the ambulance arrived everyone was hiding in the other room. The host told the ambulance guys that his wife had been dancing on the table and fell.

Simple concussion, full recovery.

Fun story. less

First thing I thought of was the "3bumps for your rump". I ordered the large. It was, no way. Then got the medium. Got some not all. I trashed that one also.

got some new stuff. njoys, Billy, Drei.

So I guess this thread could also apply to males getting toys too big. less

Many times over the past 20 years I've heard the 'it's too big' rejoinder. To solve the problem I would introduce new products without her seeing them first - and then only after adequate preparation with smaller products and plenty of lube.

This has taken us from about 1.25" comfortably to just over 2" - but this is likely the end of the line except for 'knotting' a Bad Dragon Werewolf that we have. It has a 2.5" crest/knot - but we wouldn't try a shaft that that large throughout it's length. less

Yep, sometimes us men do that.

Although I have to admit she turned the tables recently one nite during one of our pegging adventures. She was struggling to get it in. All of the sudden, there was a "Pop" and I jumped, grasped loudly, felt a rush back there. I asked which one is that ? She replied the "Blue Ice", our nick name for the Tantus O2 Revolution. I cried, "No, honey that was meant for you after I had my turn."

She said, "Oh, I didn't know. I thought you wanted it." Anyway she proceeded to have her way with me. Grasping all the way ! less

Yep, sometimes us men do that.

Although I have to admit she turned the tables recently one nite during one of our pegging adventures. She was struggling to get it in. All of the sudden, there was a "Pop" and I jumped, grasped loudly, felt a rush back there. I asked which one is that ? She replied the "Blue Ice", our nick name for the Tantus O2 Revolution. I cried, "No, honey that was meant for you after I had my turn."

She said, "Oh, I didn't know. I thought you wanted it." Anyway she proceeded to have her way with me. Grasping all the way ! less