It's Tooo Big

It's Tooo Big

OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
OH&W, Lovebears
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How many of you men brought a dildo only to hear her say."It is too big " Do you bring it out every so often and ask again ? Or is it collecting dust ?
10/22/2015
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TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
As promised:

A king dong, a bottle of tequila and a trip to the ER story.

As most would know the Doc Johnson King Dong dildo is a super-sized novelty dildo measures 15 inches long and over 2.25 inches wide. Mostly purchased as a gag gift.

As a sex toy it is not the best a bit to flexible due to the jelly material and weights a lot.

So as the story goes, I was at a swingers/sex party and halfway through the evening one of the husbands pull out the King Dong and goes "my wife can take take this - mostly".

The host turns around and pulls out a good bottle of tequila and says "I would love to see that and if it is true you can have this".

So the wife gets onto the middle of the table and lubes up the dong and within a minute has the damn thing most of the way inside, nearly maximum insertable length.

Everyone is like "Wow".

So the host hands over the bottle. But the couple are not drinks so instead they offer "whoever can match my wife's insert can have this".

So a few try and just fail, just to0 big.

Then this really skinny, tiny as woman gets up on the table and has a go. At first it looked like it was going to fail but after a little but she eased the same amount into herself.

Everyone was like "wow".

But as she was getting off the table she slipped on a puddle of lube and fell. Sconned her head hard and passed out with the dildo still inside her.

I jump up, checked her out and decide to call an ambulance. So while I'm keeping an eye on her, everyone is packing the room away and getting dressed.

Luckily it was the hosts wife that fell and by the time the ambulance arrived everyone was hiding in the other room. The host told the ambulance guys that his wife had been dancing on the table and fell.

Simple concussion, full recovery.

Fun story.
10/22/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
As promised:

A king dong, a bottle of tequila and a trip to the ER story.

As most would know the Doc Johnson King Dong dildo is a super-sized novelty dildo measures 15 inches long and over 2.25 inches wide. Mostly purchased as a gag ...
Are you saying hubbie didn't remove the King dong before the ambulance came ?
10/24/2015
The Awkword Lover The Awkword Lover
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
As promised:

A king dong, a bottle of tequila and a trip to the ER story.

As most would know the Doc Johnson King Dong dildo is a super-sized novelty dildo measures 15 inches long and over 2.25 inches wide. Mostly purchased as a gag ...
Now THAT'S a party!
10/25/2015
The Awkword Lover The Awkword Lover
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
How many of you men brought a dildo only to hear her say."It is too big " Do you bring it out every so often and ask again ? Or is it collecting dust ?
In terms of the actual discussion...haven't experienced that, as my fella hasn't brought me a dildo yet. I'd probably give it the good ol' college try, though!...unless he brought me the dildo from ToyGuy's story, that is. Haha
10/25/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Are you saying hubbie didn't remove the King dong before the ambulance came ?
Grrr... we did take that thing out before the ambo's got there.
10/25/2015
bigcock bigcock
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Originally posted by The Awkword Lover
In terms of the actual discussion...haven't experienced that, as my fella hasn't brought me a dildo yet. I'd probably give it the good ol' college try, though!...unless he brought me the dildo from ToyGuy's story, that is. Haha
Do you think you could take it in?
10/27/2015
bigcock bigcock
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Originally posted by The Awkword Lover
Now THAT'S a party!
Yea , that is a pretty big dildo. I have seen a lot bigger ones though. I would have loved to be at that party.
10/27/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by bigcock
Yea , that is a pretty big dildo. I have seen a lot bigger ones though. I would have loved to be at that party.
I've seen a lot bigger and a lot heavier items. I've seen those massive recycled tyre sex toys. The ones you can use as door stops.
10/27/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Grrr... we did take that thing out before the ambo's got there.
Did anyone (must have, everyone does now days) take a pic ?
10/27/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Did anyone (must have, everyone does now days) take a pic ?
Sadly no.
10/27/2015
The Awkword Lover The Awkword Lover
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Originally posted by bigcock
Do you think you could take it in?
Doubt it--I recently only just moved up to this (I'm petite and my guy is a bit smaller than this).
10/27/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by The Awkword Lover
Doubt it--I recently only just moved up to this (I'm petite and my guy is a bit smaller than this).
Oh go on, give it a go.
10/28/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Oh go on, give it a go.
easy for you to say TG, perhaps, " You First ? "
10/28/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
easy for you to say TG, perhaps, " You First ? "
Been there tried that, gaping is not my thing. Vaginas seem to stretch easier than asses. So unfair.
10/28/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Been there tried that, gaping is not my thing. Vaginas seem to stretch easier than asses. So unfair.
First thing I thought of was the "3bumps for your rump". I ordered the large. It was, no way. Then got the medium. Got some not all. I trashed that one also.

got some new stuff. njoys, Billy, Drei.

So I guess this thread could also apply to males getting toys too big.
10/29/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
First thing I thought of was the "3bumps for your rump". I ordered the large. It was, no way. Then got the medium. Got some not all. I trashed that one also.

got some new stuff. njoys, Billy, Drei.

So I guess this ...
True, this thread applies.
10/29/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Nothing is too big when you are into fisting!
11/05/2015
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Many times over the past 20 years I've heard the 'it's too big' rejoinder. To solve the problem I would introduce new products without her seeing them first - and then only after adequate preparation with smaller products and plenty of lube.

This has taken us from about 1.25" comfortably to just over 2" - but this is likely the end of the line except for 'knotting' a Bad Dragon Werewolf that we have. It has a 2.5" crest/knot - but we wouldn't try a shaft that that large throughout it's length.
11/06/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Nothing is too big when you are into fisting!
I accidentally saw some fisting toys. All I can say is

I quickly hit the back arrow !
11/06/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Gunsmoke
Many times over the past 20 years I've heard the 'it's too big' rejoinder. To solve the problem I would introduce new products without her seeing them first - and then only after adequate preparation with smaller products and plenty ...
Yep, sometimes us men do that.

Although I have to admit she turned the tables recently one nite during one of our pegging adventures. She was struggling to get it in. All of the sudden, there was a "Pop" and I jumped, grasped loudly, felt a rush back there. I asked which one is that ? She replied the "Blue Ice", our nick name for the Tantus O2 Revolution. I cried, "No, honey that was meant for you after I had my turn."

She said, "Oh, I didn't know. I thought you wanted it." Anyway she proceeded to have her way with me. Grasping all the way !
11/06/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I accidentally saw some fisting toys. All I can say is

I quickly hit the back arrow !
... pity, it would have been fun.
11/06/2015
Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Yep, sometimes us men do that.

Although I have to admit she turned the tables recently one nite during one of our pegging adventures. She was struggling to get it in. All of the sudden, there was a "Pop" and I jumped, grasped ...
Now that's big!
11/07/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Yep, sometimes us men do that.

Although I have to admit she turned the tables recently one nite during one of our pegging adventures. She was struggling to get it in. All of the sudden, there was a "Pop" and I jumped, grasped ...
That sounded really fun.
11/08/2015
Lioncub Lioncub
As I order most of our toys, I have never gotten one that was too big. We have a story similar to OH&Ws though, can't recall what it was but it was when we first started pegging.
11/08/2015
The Awkword Lover The Awkword Lover
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Oh go on, give it a go.
I do think you're trying to kill me. That thing would probably pop out of my mouth if I tried!
11/09/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by The Awkword Lover
I do think you're trying to kill me. That thing would probably pop out of my mouth if I tried!
Oh so you can unlock your jaw too. Way cool.
11/09/2015
The Awkword Lover The Awkword Lover
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Oh so you can unlock your jaw too. Way cool.
Caught me. On the Internet, nobody has to know that you're actually a snake.
11/09/2015
Inquisitor Inquisitor
Quote:
Originally posted by The Awkword Lover
Caught me. On the Internet, nobody has to know that you're actually a snake.
11/09/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by The Awkword Lover
Caught me. On the Internet, nobody has to know that you're actually a snake.
Soundssss exssscitingsss.

Snake Sex Toy

For all you know I'm skynet. And I'll be back soon.
11/09/2015
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