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The Ultimate Doctor Who Dildo?

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Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
Courtesy of io9: link

It's not available for sale, and likely never will be, but it certainly gives me ideas and makes me want to take a craft class.
04/26/2012
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Contributor: Bex1331 Bex1331
oh man! before I followed the link I was thinking sonic screwdriver but this is really cool! I think I just nerd-gasmed lol but unfortunately it looks really cheesy not not well made =(
04/26/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Eh, I was thinking a Dalek - either the shell or the critter inside. You have to admit, the Dalek is the ultimate kink. It's a tentacle creature inside a knobby dildo.

(Although I've made plenty of jokes in my fanfics about the Perigosto Stick.)
04/26/2012
Contributor: Bex1331 Bex1331
would you guys hate me forever if I made a joke about my vagina being "bigger on the inside"? YAY nerdy jokes!
04/26/2012
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
I have a Tantus Captain that looks a little like a slightly-straightened out question-mark umbrella handle. Right color, too.

Was it just one of the '80s Doctors that had the question-mark umbrella, or more than one?
04/27/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I still want a vibrating Sonic Screwdriver and won't be happy until I see one somewhere lol.
04/27/2012
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
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Originally posted by GONE!
I still want a vibrating Sonic Screwdriver and won't be happy until I see one somewhere lol.
LOL!!! I read the link then shared it on my Twitter thinige saying excatly the same thing!!!!
04/27/2012
Contributor: VioletMoonstone VioletMoonstone
LOL! Oh my goodness. That's crazy. I think a Dalek "inspired" dildo would actually turn out pretty good with all it's interesting textures. Haha. I would know because I made my own Dalek and when I was making it it reminded me of a you know what.
04/27/2012
Contributor: RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
Why am I thinking this will be sold on Etsy within the next month?
04/27/2012
Contributor: Khanner Khanner
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Originally posted by GONE!
I still want a vibrating Sonic Screwdriver and won't be happy until I see one somewhere lol.
Same here, and a very strange part of me wants to actually make one.
04/27/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Quote:
Originally posted by ScottA
I have a Tantus Captain that looks a little like a slightly-straightened out question-mark umbrella handle. Right color, too.

Was it just one of the '80s Doctors that had the question-mark umbrella, or more than one?
The Seventh Doctor - Sylvester McCoy (my Master's mother dated him before he got the role).
04/27/2012
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
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Originally posted by Bex1331
would you guys hate me forever if I made a joke about my vagina being "bigger on the inside"? YAY nerdy jokes!
Hah!
04/27/2012
Contributor: BlackxxxRose BlackxxxRose
I would totally use a Dalek toy. Heck, any Doctor Who toy so long as it was well made.
04/30/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
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Originally posted by Khanner
Same here, and a very strange part of me wants to actually make one.
If you did you would be my new hero.
04/30/2012
Contributor: Khanner Khanner
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Originally posted by GONE!
If you did you would be my new hero.
Eek, don't tempt me! I have a nasty tinkering habit.
04/30/2012
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
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Originally posted by Petite Valentine
Courtesy of io9: link

It's not available for sale, and likely never will be, but it certainly gives me ideas and makes me want to take a craft class.
The tardis looks lonely in there, it needs MOAR!
04/30/2012
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
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Originally posted by RomanticGoth
Why am I thinking this will be sold on Etsy within the next month?
Everything is sold on Etsy lol
04/30/2012
Contributor: MistressDandelion MistressDandelion
I want this so bad T^T
07/24/2012
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
Quote:
Originally posted by Petite Valentine
Courtesy of io9: link

It's not available for sale, and likely never will be, but it certainly gives me ideas and makes me want to take a craft class.
I would so buy this. they would prob sell a shit ton of these.
08/30/2012
Contributor: CountryPrincess CountryPrincess
Hahahahahaha I love it!! LOL
08/30/2012
Contributor: null null
The girl who made that actually has a really cool proof-of-concept light up strength measuring butt plug. The eventual goal is a light up feeldoe style toy that lights up when you squeeze your kegels. So awesome!
08/30/2012
Contributor: SassySam SassySam
love this idea, lol
01/18/2013
Contributor: Nissa Nissa Nissa Nissa
Quote:
Originally posted by Petite Valentine
Courtesy of io9: link

It's not available for sale, and likely never will be, but it certainly gives me ideas and makes me want to take a craft class.
You have my attention.
01/20/2013
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
Quote:
Originally posted by GONE!
I still want a vibrating Sonic Screwdriver and won't be happy until I see one somewhere lol.
Oh yes! I would snatch that up in a heartbeat! It may never actually get used, but I would LOVE to have one.
01/20/2013
Contributor: SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
Neat! But it doesn't look particularly special. I would think a Whovian dildo would have some sort of extra awesomeness.

Like others said, though, a sonic screwdriver...That would be awesome.
01/20/2013