This thing just about gave me a heart attack.

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This thing just about gave me a heart attack.

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Contributor: 111enworb 111enworb
Quote:
Originally posted by 111enworb
looks pretty good for the price
i just ordered it
10/06/2011
Contributor: Neurogasm Neurogasm
Oh good god. That just freaks me out.
10/06/2011
Contributor: acessorie acessorie
I need one to protect my home in case of a break in!
10/07/2011
Contributor: NaughtyNikkie NaughtyNikkie
All I could think of when I saw this was a line from a kids movie that a T-rex said...

"Big head, little arms"

Hahaha such tiny nuts for a big dick !!!

And that's sooo not going my my va-jay jay lmfao
10/07/2011
Contributor: Nissa Nissa Nissa Nissa
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Ok, I'm sure that riding this thing is probably a totally intense experience and incredibly enjoyable for those who dare to attempt getting this thing into them. I just want to say that when I saw the picture, my initial reaction was pure shock. ... more
Yeah.. very scary..
10/07/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Looks like someone took a little biscuit and gave it an enormous penis. But really, that thing's sheer size is scary. If a sex-crazed maniac wanted to kill me, he'd probably use something like this.
10/07/2011
Contributor: TeriTerry TeriTerry
Oh yes, I've used it! I love it! Matter of fact, I've purchased three of them in the past and am about to get another! Be ready, for a completely fufililling orgasm, using this big boy!
11/22/2011
Contributor: Nice to Eat you Nice to Eat you
nothing funnier than dicks,oh, and dick jokes
02/04/2012
Contributor: Brandonn Brandonn
There is one called black balled. Its 3" wide
02/04/2012
Contributor: Willow Wand Willow Wand
Quote:
Originally posted by 111enworb
i just ordered it
And...and....and....is there a review yet?
02/04/2012
Contributor: Boobs and Lubes Boobs and Lubes
yuck, rubber
02/04/2012
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
It's not made of silicone
02/04/2012
Contributor: Rawhide Rawhide
Quote:
Originally posted by Redboxbaby
It really freaks me out! I have a phobia of extremely large dicks. Ithyphallophobia-fear of erect penises + Megalophobia-fear of large objects = Meglo-Ithyphallophobia . Try and say that three times fast. Hell, I can't even get it out once. ... more
Wow, ya learn something new every day. Interesting phobia...
02/05/2012
Contributor: charletnarouh charletnarouh
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Originally posted by ScottA
If it were silicone it could figure in a post-apocalyptic scene with hunter-gatherers
Hilarious visual!
02/06/2012
Contributor: Nice to Eat you Nice to Eat you
The Outlaw is silicone, Vixskin should work great for you.
02/08/2012
Contributor: gorgeous gorgeous
That is way too big. And the balls are very tiny for its size.
05/08/2012
Contributor: bh253 bh253
Scary!!
05/08/2012
Contributor: Cladonia Cladonia
It's so goofy. I'd love to use it as a novelty, especially for the price.
02/15/2013
Contributor: Genderfree Genderfree
Quote:
Originally posted by KnK
It sounds ridiculous, but I'd almost get this one for the novelty, or maybe for show. I could whip that baby out and scare the crap out of my friends. I threatened one of my roommates that I'd chase them with a dildo if they made me mad. Lol
I have a friend that used to have a big PVC dildo like that... they never used it because it was much too big and they had no idea what they were receiving was going to be made out of PVC... so it became their home defense weapon.

Mind me, the thing was about the size and shape of a baseball bat.
02/15/2013
Contributor: epiphanyjayne epiphanyjayne
crazy, long, not for me thats for sure.
02/15/2013
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I would invent a new sport with it: Dickball!
02/15/2013