Are cucumbers considered a green sex toy
Hey don't judge me, just asking.
Hey don't judge me, just asking.
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11/06/2015
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Green in what sense? The exterior of a cucumber is literally green but using one as a toy is probably a bad idea. If a cucumber is being considered as a method of self satisfaction, I'd like to seriously persuade the individual to consider something else.
Originally posted by
OH&W, Lovebears
Are cucumbers considered a green sex toy
Hey don't judge me, just asking.
Hey don't judge me, just asking.
Vegetables are good for you, but not like that...
11/06/2015
Lol wow what a question. Being in the grocery business for 17 years I have actually heard and seen people buying cucumbers for that reason. Idk if those people didnt like sex toys or what but I couldn't imagine using a cucumber as a toy. All I can say is different strokes for different folks lol.
11/06/2015
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You can get white ones too.
Originally posted by
OH&W, Lovebears
Are cucumbers considered a green sex toy
Hey don't judge me, just asking.
Hey don't judge me, just asking.
11/06/2015
Not ideal for sexual but green in that it is decomposable when you're done with it if that floats your boat.
11/06/2015
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Eco-friendly. That is unless it pickles during use.
Originally posted by
Lioncub
Not ideal for sexual but green in that it is decomposable when you're done with it if that floats your boat.
11/07/2015
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I could have swore one day in the veggie section, I saw a women picking up different ones, examining them and trying to grab one another person had eyes on.
Originally posted by
Andykh
Lol wow what a question. Being in the grocery business for 17 years I have actually heard and seen people buying cucumbers for that reason. Idk if those people didnt like sex toys or what but I couldn't imagine using a cucumber as a toy. All I
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Lol wow what a question. Being in the grocery business for 17 years I have actually heard and seen people buying cucumbers for that reason. Idk if those people didnt like sex toys or what but I couldn't imagine using a cucumber as a toy. All I can say is different strokes for different folks lol.
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So, now what do you people think ?
11/08/2015
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Meh, try squashes. Little bit bigger, ribbed and less firm than a carrot.
Originally posted by
OH&W, Lovebears
I could have swore one day in the veggie section, I saw a women picking up different ones, examining them and trying to grab one another person had eyes on.
So, now what do you people think ?
So, now what do you people think ?
11/08/2015
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Hilarious! I love the earth and all, I will do my part and recycle, I'm drawing the line on turning to the produce section . I like the buzz and rumble too much
Originally posted by
OH&W, Lovebears
I could have swore one day in the veggie section, I saw a women picking up different ones, examining them and trying to grab one another person had eyes on.
So, now what do you people think ?
So, now what do you people think ?
11/08/2015
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Well if produce is not your thing how about the deli section. I'm sure there is a salami for you. Or if you are a vegetarian a falafel with your name on it.
Originally posted by
Vnessa
Hilarious! I love the earth and all, I will do my part and recycle, I'm drawing the line on turning to the produce section . I like the buzz and rumble too much
11/09/2015
I know this is a strange thread. It's just that every time I hit the back button to do back to discussion's page, "Green Sex Toys" would alwasy pop up for few seconds before page went back down to posts.
And I do remember that lady almost knocking me over to grab that cuke in front of me. I was shopping for salad items.
And I do remember that lady almost knocking me over to grab that cuke in front of me. I was shopping for salad items.
11/09/2015
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So was she... She just needed to "Toss Her Salad".
Originally posted by
OH&W, Lovebears
I know this is a strange thread. It's just that every time I hit the back button to do back to discussion's page, "Green Sex Toys" would alwasy pop up for few seconds before page went back down to posts.
And I do remember ... more
And I do remember ... more
I know this is a strange thread. It's just that every time I hit the back button to do back to discussion's page, "Green Sex Toys" would alwasy pop up for few seconds before page went back down to posts.
And I do remember that lady almost knocking me over to grab that cuke in front of me. I was shopping for salad items. less
And I do remember that lady almost knocking me over to grab that cuke in front of me. I was shopping for salad items. less
11/09/2015
I always wanted to compare cantaloupes to a pretty females breasts but I had this big fear of getting that females palm of her hand across my face lol
11/13/2015
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You beat me to that punchline.
Originally posted by
Inquisitor
So was she... She just needed to "Toss Her Salad".
11/13/2015
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A man walks into a grocers, pick up a melon and walk over to the cashier.
Originally posted by
Andykh
I always wanted to compare cantaloupes to a pretty females breasts but I had this big fear of getting that females palm of her hand across my face lol
"Hey can I just quickly compare this melon."
The cashier says "Sure."
The man squeezes the melon then reaches over and squeezes the cashiers breast.
"Hmmm, firm but not ripe enough yet, I will come back next year."
11/13/2015
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Hahaha thats funny
Originally posted by
TheToyGuy
A man walks into a grocers, pick up a melon and walk over to the cashier.
"Hey can I just quickly compare this melon."
The cashier says "Sure."
The man squeezes the melon then reaches over and squeezes the ... more
"Hey can I just quickly compare this melon."
The cashier says "Sure."
The man squeezes the melon then reaches over and squeezes the ... more
A man walks into a grocers, pick up a melon and walk over to the cashier.
"Hey can I just quickly compare this melon."
The cashier says "Sure."
The man squeezes the melon then reaches over and squeezes the cashiers breast.
"Hmmm, firm but not ripe enough yet, I will come back next year."
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"Hey can I just quickly compare this melon."
The cashier says "Sure."
The man squeezes the melon then reaches over and squeezes the cashiers breast.
"Hmmm, firm but not ripe enough yet, I will come back next year."
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11/13/2015
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Nice one!
Originally posted by
TheToyGuy
A man walks into a grocers, pick up a melon and walk over to the cashier.
"Hey can I just quickly compare this melon."
The cashier says "Sure."
The man squeezes the melon then reaches over and squeezes the ... more
"Hey can I just quickly compare this melon."
The cashier says "Sure."
The man squeezes the melon then reaches over and squeezes the ... more
A man walks into a grocers, pick up a melon and walk over to the cashier.
"Hey can I just quickly compare this melon."
The cashier says "Sure."
The man squeezes the melon then reaches over and squeezes the cashiers breast.
"Hmmm, firm but not ripe enough yet, I will come back next year."
less
"Hey can I just quickly compare this melon."
The cashier says "Sure."
The man squeezes the melon then reaches over and squeezes the cashiers breast.
"Hmmm, firm but not ripe enough yet, I will come back next year."
less
11/13/2015
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Thanks.
Originally posted by
Inquisitor
Nice one!
11/14/2015
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Unique posters: 6