It's no secret I'm not exactly girly. While I occasionally like to slip into something sexy, I'm not really that girl. And I'm plus size, so it's hard to find nice lingerie in my size. Especially in the chest area. In my lifetime, not including everyday bra and panties, I think I've owned maybe 15 pieces of lingerie.
Generally speaking, the stuff I buy is EASY. Adjustable elastic straps that slide over my shoulders, or hooks, or...
This thing is confusing. There are two straps that come from the chest area and two that come from the back. And around where your bra strap would fall, there are little loops on the sides.
It's obviously supposed to be tied somehow, because each strap has a free end, and the loops are meant to have something threaded through them. The back wouldn't lay flat if they didn't.
So how does it work?! I know one of you lingerie enthusiasts has got to be able to explain this to me.
Why do they make womens clothing so damn complicated? Gah!
It's no secret I'm not exactly girly. While I occasionally like to slip into something sexy, I'm not really that girl. And I'm plus size, so it's hard to find nice
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It's no secret I'm not exactly girly. While I occasionally like to slip into something sexy, I'm not really that girl. And I'm plus size, so it's hard to find nice lingerie in my size. Especially in the chest area. In my lifetime, not including everyday bra and panties, I think I've owned maybe 15 pieces of lingerie.
Generally speaking, the stuff I buy is EASY. Adjustable elastic straps that slide over my shoulders, or hooks, or...
This thing is confusing. There are two straps that come from the chest area and two that come from the back. And around where your bra strap would fall, there are little loops on the sides.
It's obviously supposed to be tied somehow, because each strap has a free end, and the loops are meant to have something threaded through them. The back wouldn't lay flat if they didn't.
So how does it work?! I know one of you lingerie enthusiasts has got to be able to explain this to me.
Why do they make womens clothing so damn complicated? Gah!
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Ok, you cross the straps then slip them through those little loops and tie them in the center. That's what makes it adjustable It's a criss-cross look. Very sexy!
Ok, you cross the straps then slip them through those little loops and tie them in the center. That's what makes it adjustable It's a criss-cross look. Very sexy!
Cross which straps and slip them through the loops? And tie them to what?! Each other? Lol.
Cross which straps and slip them through the loops? And tie them to what?! Each other? Lol.
I wasn't very helpful was I? Sorry! Slip the straps through the opposite loops so that they are criss-crossed on your back. Then tie the strings together in the center. You'll have crossed straps and and a keyhole above your ass
I wasn't very helpful was I? Sorry! Slip the straps through the opposite loops so that they are criss-crossed on your back. Then tie the strings together in the center. You'll have crossed straps and and a keyhole above your ass
Hmmm... I'm gonna have to futz with it and see how it comes out. I keep doing it wrong. I fail at being a girl. Lol.
If in doubt, M can always use those straps to tie you up.
And I'm so glad that men's clothing is not this difficult. I'd probably wind up with underwear on my head.
Oh, now that might be interesting. Hmmm... The shoulder straps are pretty long. I bet he could work out a decent behind-the-back tie...
~wanders off all calculating and stuff~
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06/08/2012
Drew Cornell
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Rayne Millaray
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So.
It's no secret I'm not exactly girly. While I occasionally like to slip into something sexy, I'm not really that girl. And I'm plus size, so it's hard to find nice
...
more
Related to:
So.
It's no secret I'm not exactly girly. While I occasionally like to slip into something sexy, I'm not really that girl. And I'm plus size, so it's hard to find nice lingerie in my size. Especially in the chest area. In my lifetime, not including everyday bra and panties, I think I've owned maybe 15 pieces of lingerie.
Generally speaking, the stuff I buy is EASY. Adjustable elastic straps that slide over my shoulders, or hooks, or...
This thing is confusing. There are two straps that come from the chest area and two that come from the back. And around where your bra strap would fall, there are little loops on the sides.
It's obviously supposed to be tied somehow, because each strap has a free end, and the loops are meant to have something threaded through them. The back wouldn't lay flat if they didn't.
So how does it work?! I know one of you lingerie enthusiasts has got to be able to explain this to me.
Why do they make womens clothing so damn complicated? Gah!
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I would be very happy to help you figure it out. I like the outfit in the picture.
It's no secret I'm not exactly girly. While I occasionally like to slip into something sexy, I'm not really that girl. And I'm plus size, so it's hard to find nice
...
more
Related to:
So.
It's no secret I'm not exactly girly. While I occasionally like to slip into something sexy, I'm not really that girl. And I'm plus size, so it's hard to find nice lingerie in my size. Especially in the chest area. In my lifetime, not including everyday bra and panties, I think I've owned maybe 15 pieces of lingerie.
Generally speaking, the stuff I buy is EASY. Adjustable elastic straps that slide over my shoulders, or hooks, or...
This thing is confusing. There are two straps that come from the chest area and two that come from the back. And around where your bra strap would fall, there are little loops on the sides.
It's obviously supposed to be tied somehow, because each strap has a free end, and the loops are meant to have something threaded through them. The back wouldn't lay flat if they didn't.
So how does it work?! I know one of you lingerie enthusiasts has got to be able to explain this to me.
Why do they make womens clothing so damn complicated? Gah!
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