I was just browsing through an adult entertainment periodical, and happened upon something that seemed pretty cool. I am huge fan of the Fleshlight, it is just friggin’ awesome! If I had the ability to travel back in time to give the 12 year old version of myself an edge on the next 20 years, I would explain to myself/him how easy it is to make your own wine, and I would give him a Fleshlight and a few dozen replacement sleeves. As for the rest… well, I learned very important lessons from all of terrible mistakes I have made, and all of the crazy trouble that I have gotten myself into, and I wouldn’t change any of that stuff!

Anyway, now that I have gotten way way off topic, and you are wondering what the hell my point is… I guess I will get on with it. Fleshlight is releasing new Fleshlight brand lubes! They are all water based, and there is a regular, a cooling lube, and a warming lube. I am stoked about this very much. I don’t really have any complaints about my Fleshlight experience, but variety is awesome. Hmm, it’s pretty hot out today so… I think I will use the cooling lube with the STU Mouth.

On a side note, whenever I am bored and on Twitter (which is generally the only time I am on Twitter, unless I am on the bus), I have been sending Fleshlight tweets, offering new product ideas, and even retweeting there important news (I also do this with Prong – one of my favorite bands). My two biggest things on the ‘Fleshlight should do list’ are: manufacture the Alien Fleshlight (and preferably in green, but the blue in the pictures is still pretty cool), and make the Fleshlight Ninja.

The Ninja would be a product line where all of the cases would be either regular black, or a less glossy black, and the sleeves would all be a velvety looking black. The penetrative hole could be in the shape of various throwing stars, you could really have fun with this idea. I think they should do it!

So, yeah… new Fleshlight lube. Hot and Cold! I am very excited. less

I was just browsing through an adult entertainment periodical, and happened upon something that seemed pretty cool. I am huge fan of the Fleshlight, it is just friggin’ awesome! If I had the ability to travel back in time to give the 12 year old version of myself an edge on the next 20 years, I would explain to myself/him how easy it is to make your own wine, and I would give him a Fleshlight and a few dozen replacement sleeves. As for the rest… well, I learned very important lessons from all of terrible mistakes I have made, and all of the crazy trouble that I have gotten myself into, and I wouldn’t change any of that stuff!

Anyway, now that I have gotten way way off topic, and you are wondering what the hell my point is… I guess I will get on with it. Fleshlight is releasing new Fleshlight brand lubes! They are all water based, and there is a regular, a cooling lube, and a warming lube. I am stoked about this very much. I don’t really have any complaints about my Fleshlight experience, but variety is awesome. Hmm, it’s pretty hot out today so… I think I will use the cooling lube with the STU Mouth.

On a side note, whenever I am bored and on Twitter (which is generally the only time I am on Twitter, unless I am on the bus), I have been sending Fleshlight tweets, offering new product ideas, and even retweeting there important news (I also do this with Prong – one of my favorite bands). My two biggest things on the ‘Fleshlight should do list’ are: manufacture the Alien Fleshlight (and preferably in green, but the blue in the pictures is still pretty cool), and make the Fleshlight Ninja.

The Ninja would be a product line where all of the cases would be either regular black, or a less glossy black, and the sleeves would all be a velvety looking black. The penetrative hole could be in the shape of various throwing stars, you could really have fun with this idea. I think they should do it!

So, yeah… new Fleshlight lube. Hot and Cold! I am very excited. less

I was just browsing through an adult entertainment periodical, and happened upon something that seemed pretty cool. I am huge fan of the Fleshlight, it is just friggin’ awesome! If I had the ability to travel back in time to give the 12 year old version of myself an edge on the next 20 years, I would explain to myself/him how easy it is to make your own wine, and I would give him a Fleshlight and a few dozen replacement sleeves. As for the rest… well, I learned very important lessons from all of terrible mistakes I have made, and all of the crazy trouble that I have gotten myself into, and I wouldn’t change any of that stuff!

Anyway, now that I have gotten way way off topic, and you are wondering what the hell my point is… I guess I will get on with it. Fleshlight is releasing new Fleshlight brand lubes! They are all water based, and there is a regular, a cooling lube, and a warming lube. I am stoked about this very much. I don’t really have any complaints about my Fleshlight experience, but variety is awesome. Hmm, it’s pretty hot out today so… I think I will use the cooling lube with the STU Mouth.

On a side note, whenever I am bored and on Twitter (which is generally the only time I am on Twitter, unless I am on the bus), I have been sending Fleshlight tweets, offering new product ideas, and even retweeting there important news (I also do this with Prong – one of my favorite bands). My two biggest things on the ‘Fleshlight should do list’ are: manufacture the Alien Fleshlight (and preferably in green, but the blue in the pictures is still pretty cool), and make the Fleshlight Ninja.

The Ninja would be a product line where all of the cases would be either regular black, or a less glossy black, and the sleeves would all be a velvety looking black. The penetrative hole could be in the shape of various throwing stars, you could really have fun with this idea. I think they should do it!

So, yeah… new Fleshlight lube. Hot and Cold! I am very excited. less