I like thick lubes. I'm talking gels, or just really thick overall lubes that if they run, they run at a snail's pace. But I hardly see any of these lubricants, and some I have bought I thought they were thick and ended up being like pure water, which is very uncomfy for me. (You can't see how thick a lube is online, sadly.)

Does anyone know of any good thick lubes? This isn't for anal either, it's for vaginal use. I just like them thick. If they are designed for anal but can be used vaginally, that's okay, too.

So far I have tried:

Maximus (it felt gritty to me, I didn't like it much)
Probe (both are a bit too runny for me, even though I like the thick one--sadly my body absorbs it way too fast)
Adam and Eve Gel (love it!)
Hathor (not a gel, but it's lovely and thick, my fave lube)
KY Gel (Pretty good, I like it)
Pink Water (pretty good middleground, was the first water-based lube I ever tried)

So any recommendations? I love lube, and the more I have the better!