I was just thinking about why there aren't any savory flavored lubes. Maybe there's not an interest, but I might give 'garlic' or 'pizza' a try.

What about hamburger flavored lube? McDonald's could sponsor it. Their jingle for their sex-product line could be changed to "mm mm mmmm mm mmmm, I'm fuckin' it!"

But really, what savory flavors would you give a try in a lube? less