Thick lube or thin lube?

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THICK OR THIN LUBE FOR ANAL???
I read about using THICK anal lube. We LOVE gels. Then I read or hear about how more watery but silicone based lubes penetrate better. Anyone prefer

There seems to be a LOT here about THICKNESS of anal toys. What about LENGTH? Do you choose, or rule out an anal toy for LENGTH?
Of course, just because your toy is 3 feet long, does not mean you have to put it all in. I get that, however, in the heat of passion, things CAN get.

Thick vs. thin cum?
Usually whenever my boyfriend cums it's pretty thick, but the last few times it has been much thinner, like watery. What causes the difference?

Thigh Highs For Thick Girls?
I really want a pair of thigh highs but I'm afraid my legs are too thick for most. I usually wear either a 14 or 16 in jeans depending on the brand...

Thick
Do you look for a thick dildo or a slim dildo when shopping around?

thick lube usually tends to last a lot longer, and provides a 'grippier' feel, careful what kinds of lubes you're using with condoms and toys though.