What would you do if you found a "realistic vagina" in your male s/o's drawer?

Contributor: bettyboom bettyboom
What would you do if you found a "realistic vagina" in your male s/o's drawer?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Laugh, then continue looking for what you were looking for in the first place.
26
Feel it to see if it is as realistic as it claims.
32
Scold him for the brand of toy he got, then buy him a better one.
14
Incorporate the toy into your fun time!
31
Be totally freaked out. Those things look scary sometimes.
4
Total votes: 107 (58 voters)
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Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
Incorporate it into fun time! I've bought him a few realistic masturbators, I have no problem with it.
03/07/2013
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
I would have been the one that bought it for him, so I would just incorporate it into our fun time!
03/07/2013
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by bettyboom
What would you do if you found a "realistic vagina" in your male s/o's drawer?
I'd wonder how long he's had it.
03/07/2013
Contributor: ginnyluvspotter ginnyluvspotter
I would laugh because he doesn't use things like that.
03/07/2013
Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
I wouldn't be shocked, because I would be the one to buy it. In all of the years we've been together, I don't think he's ever bought one thing that's sexual. I mean, he pays for it, but he's never actively bought anything (though he does give input from time to time).
03/07/2013
Contributor: Sassy Pam Sassy Pam
Quote:
Originally posted by TJtheMadHatter
I wouldn't be shocked, because I would be the one to buy it. In all of the years we've been together, I don't think he's ever bought one thing that's sexual. I mean, he pays for it, but he's never actively bought anything ...
Same here
03/07/2013
Contributor: Incendiaire Incendiaire
I'm gay, so my reaction would be "Vagina... what am I missing here?"
03/07/2013
Contributor: chicmichiw chicmichiw
I mean, those things do look scary, but I don't think I'd be freaked out. I think if I have such an extensive toy collection, my guy's entitled to have his own -- but I know my guy actively says that the realistic toys of all types are a little scary.
03/07/2013
Contributor: katat katat
a guy can have his toys too. i'm no one to judge
03/07/2013
Contributor: souviet souviet
Quote:
Originally posted by bettyboom
What would you do if you found a "realistic vagina" in your male s/o's drawer?
Probably poke it. Those things amuse me.
03/07/2013
Contributor: rihanne rihanne
Quote:
Originally posted by bettyboom
What would you do if you found a "realistic vagina" in your male s/o's drawer?
i would ask why he had it.
03/07/2013
Contributor: Sweet-n-Playful Sweet-n-Playful
Quote:
Originally posted by bettyboom
What would you do if you found a "realistic vagina" in your male s/o's drawer?
I wouldn't care about that lol
03/07/2013
Contributor: butts butts
get turned on '///w///'

I love that my partner has toys, regardless if they're butts or vaginas or mouths or dildos or bullets or whatEVER, I just love that he plays! I don't know, toys are kind of a huge kink of mine, even if I don't see him playing, it's a turn on to know that he has them and uses them X3 I've bought him more toys than he can use haha, it's so hard to not get him more though!
03/08/2013
Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
I've bought one for him, for the purpose of watching him use it. It turns me on to watch him masturbate.
03/08/2013
Contributor: woodsdragon woodsdragon
I bought one for him...
03/08/2013
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by butts
get turned on '///w///'

I love that my partner has toys, regardless if they're butts or vaginas or mouths or dildos or bullets or whatEVER, I just love that he plays! I don't know, toys are kind of a huge kink of mine, even if ...
*high-five!* Ditto on the turn-on. Yay for toy kinks!
03/08/2013
Contributor: Jenn (aka kissmykitty) Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
I'd ask to watch.
03/08/2013
Contributor: sexytileena / absolutely love sex sexytileena / absolutely love sex
Feel it to see if it is as realistic as it claims.
03/08/2013
Contributor: ~BabyCakes~ ~BabyCakes~
Check it out to see if it actually feels real (they never do).
03/08/2013
Contributor: LaSchwartz LaSchwartz
I would want to see how it feels i have yet to see one other then online.
03/08/2013
Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
Quote:
Originally posted by butts
get turned on '///w///'

I love that my partner has toys, regardless if they're butts or vaginas or mouths or dildos or bullets or whatEVER, I just love that he plays! I don't know, toys are kind of a huge kink of mine, even if ...
I feel like that too!

Although I also checked off that I'd possibly scold him for choice of materials, and buy him a better one.
03/08/2013
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
I'd be slightly annoyed that he got it behind my back. I've been asking him if I can order a masturbator for him because I want to watch him use it, but he refuses. He's the type that can't be "guilted" into anything, so he wouldn't care that I spent my hard earned money if I did go ahead and buy it.
03/08/2013
Contributor: slyfox128k slyfox128k
I actually know girls who discovered this in their significant others belongings before haha
03/09/2013
Contributor: aluminummm aluminummm
It wouldn't be an issue. It's a sex toy like any other.
03/09/2013
Contributor: ashboo32 ashboo32
Feel it
03/09/2013
Contributor: asandahl asandahl
I wish I could get women to watch me fuck mine!
03/09/2013
Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
I wouldn't care at all.. I'd probably be the one that bought it.
03/09/2013
Contributor: evie.amor evie.amor
Stick my finger in it! Haha it might be fun to incorporate into fun time too!
03/09/2013