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The Alien (Fleshlight) Has Landed

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Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
For those of you that really liked the move Avatar...your dream come true the Alien Fleshlight: link

I'm still thinking it over but I'll probably get this one, if nothing else it would make for an interesting review for Halloween . If I do get I'll probably get the pack with the avatar parody, a 3d porn parody sounds like porn comedy gold! Also gizmodo even picked up on this one: link

So any one else interesting trying this thing out.
09/29/2010
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
Collection of related topics on Alien Dildo:

Do you believe aliens exist?
Why or why not

Would you buy an "Avatar/Alien" themed Fleshlight
Would you buy an Avatar/Alien themed Fleshlight link Oooops, duplicate thread

Monsters, aliens, weird creatures...
Folks finding the topic exciting, gather here! What's your taste and opinion about them?

Here's a bizarre alien poll...
So a conspiracy-loving family member was telling me about an alien documentary she watched recently, and she said that she now thinks there are...

Would you buy the Alien Fleshlight?
Have you guys seen the Alien Fleshlight? I want one and wondered why other sites have it but not EF. I figured I could start a poll and drum up...
09/29/2010
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
The texture looks like it will be pretty nice.
09/29/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
It looks like an ear.
09/29/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Ama-Zing!

Could probably pass as an Asari from Mass Effect! Love this! I want this! More over, I want Eden to carry this!

Goo' ol' Alien lovin'. Extraterrestrials been doin' it for years now

Fleshlight really has a hip marketing plan for sure.
09/29/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
Hah, it's pretty cool looking. It's not my thing or my husband's thing I guess I should say..since I couldn't use it anyway lol, but I still think it's pretty awesome looking!
09/29/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Flippin cool! Eden needs to carry this. Please?
09/29/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Heh, is it sad that I'm more interested in the movie than in the sleeve? Then again, I don't have guy parts... Gotta give a thumbs up for creativity, though!
09/29/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
Heh, is it sad that I'm more interested in the movie than in the sleeve? Then again, I don't have guy parts... Gotta give a thumbs up for creativity, though!
not sad at all, I also wanna watch the movie
09/29/2010
Contributor: Alegria Alegria
I looove the color on this one. I kinda want to see the movie as well
09/29/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Alegria
I looove the color on this one. I kinda want to see the movie as well
Lol, same here!
09/29/2010
Contributor: Waterfall Waterfall
This one looks like fun (not a guy but still). My friend wants a flesh light so maybe I'll see if this one is appealing to him
09/29/2010
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Oh man! I wonder if this one will make you see stars? I'm just disappointed that it still uses the ordinary "flashlight" design. Certainly there are other things more phallus-shaped space-age designs they could have used - how about a rocket? LOL! Like the color though but the alien pussy thing is well, a bit different...

The interior looks VERY inviting though - I'd be happy to take it for a test flight or two
09/29/2010
Contributor: Kayla Kayla
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
not sad at all, I also wanna watch the movie
Hustler parodies are always horrid, and not in a good way, so I'm not excited about the movie.

I'm kinda hoping EF will carry the Fleshlight though. It's a neat design even though the vagina looks like a little odd compared to most of their Fleshlight orifices. I just wanna own a blue one.
09/29/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
That is pretty wild looking
09/29/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
Hustler parodies are always horrid, and not in a good way, so I'm not excited about the movie.

I'm kinda hoping EF will carry the Fleshlight though. It's a neat design even though the vagina looks like a little odd compared to most ... more
That is a shame, I never viewed one before, but I'll take your word for it.

I guess I'll have to stop wishing for that Harry Potter and the tales of Hagrid and the Professor McGonaga...
09/30/2010
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
Hustler parodies are always horrid, and not in a good way, so I'm not excited about the movie.

I'm kinda hoping EF will carry the Fleshlight though. It's a neat design even though the vagina looks like a little odd compared to most ... more
Mistress Kay - I agree, the vagina does look odd. According to the Fleshlight site, it has two clits. The blue is kind of cool though - is it meant for men with blue balls?
09/30/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by namelesschaos
For those of you that really liked the move Avatar...your dream come true the Alien Fleshlight: link

I'm still thinking it over but I'll probably get this one, if nothing else it would make for an interesting review for Halloween . If ... more
OMG will we be getting these in? I will SO buy one if we do...Arch is an avid avatar fan. This would be sweet to gift him with!
09/30/2010
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
From the Fleshlight promotional video:


For centuries,

man has wondered if he was alone...

He has looked to the stars

for the answer to one question...

"Is there anything else

out there to f*ck?"


LOL

namelesschaos,

Thanks for finding this. That Fleshlight promo video was brilliant, it had me rolling.
09/30/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
This is kinda cool. I think EF should absolutely carry this. I agree that the vagina looks very strange though!
09/30/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
Looks very nice, but I would not really use it.
09/30/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Any news if Eden Fantasys will carry this and the DVD?
10/20/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
Not sure if they will since it's a limited time kinda thing, but I just got mine today for my bf for xmas!
10/20/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Envy
Not sure if they will since it's a limited time kinda thing, but I just got mine today for my bf for xmas!
Ooooh, awesome!
10/20/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Envy
Not sure if they will since it's a limited time kinda thing, but I just got mine today for my bf for xmas!
Wow.. didn't know it was a limited time thing. That kinda sucks.

Gratz on getting one though
10/20/2010
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by Envy
Not sure if they will since it's a limited time kinda thing, but I just got mine today for my bf for xmas!
Limited time? The thought of that makes me think of guys who might collect these and then put them on display so that can brag, "Look, I've got the limited edition xyz Fleshlight with the triple clits!" LOL! Next thing you know, they'll be numbering them - like lithographs and other art. Will Fleshlights with lower numbers be more valuable? Maybe unused ones will fetch higher prices among collectors!
10/22/2010
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
This is hilarious
02/06/2011