Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Fruit make excellent masturbation devices.

Just hollow out a melon and put it in the microwave for a few short seconds and you have a lovely hole to hump.
10/12/2015
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Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Fruit make excellent masturbation devices.

Just hollow out a melon and put it in the microwave for a few short seconds and you have a lovely hole to hump.
Rock melon/Honeydew?
10/12/2015
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
It sounds like a sticky mess. I'll have to pass on the melon baller.
10/14/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Mr. E
It sounds like a sticky mess. I'll have to pass on the melon baller.
So no fruit...?
10/14/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
So no fruit...?
I'm also gonna pass on the fruit... Kudos on the originality though. I enjoy my mellon's with nipples on them.
10/23/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
I'm also gonna pass on the fruit... Kudos on the originality though. I enjoy my mellon's with nipples on them.
BDSM = Pineapple play?
10/23/2015
Contributor: Nanuk Nanuk
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Fruit make excellent masturbation devices.

Just hollow out a melon and put it in the microwave for a few short seconds and you have a lovely hole to hump.
I hope you're at least using a condom with this method. And showering directly after.
02/02/2017
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
I'm also gonna pass on the fruit... Kudos on the originality though. I enjoy my mellon's with nipples on them.
Love you wit Inq,
02/02/2017
Contributor: Devz Devz
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Fruit make excellent masturbation devices.

Just hollow out a melon and put it in the microwave for a few short seconds and you have a lovely hole to hump.
I love to eat my melons, never knew i could hump them
03/03/2017