What do you guys store your toys in? And any horror stories related to storage..

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What do you guys store your toys in? And any horror stories related to storage..

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I just ordered 13 new sex toys. I've been stuck in a sex toy desert for 10 years - now I've ended the drought. I can't wait for my new toys..... But I have a new problem: where will I store all these new toys?

Do you guys have a recommended way to store toys, product suggestions, or any storage-related HORROR stories so I can know what and what not to do. I am a mother and pet owner, so solutions and stories about children and pets are welcome, too!
04/06/2022
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Contributor: Leil@ Leil@
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Originally posted by i like to watch
I just ordered 13 new sex toys. I've been stuck in a sex toy desert for 10 years - now I've ended the drought. I can't wait for my new toys..... But I have a new problem: where will I store all these new toys?

Do you guys have a ... more
Ha-ha! Love this topic! The Internet is full of pictures like this, and I usually save them to my collection



But if seriously, it's not funny at all to catch your doggy with a dildo running in the yard

To avoid such situations, put toys away in harder-to-reach places. Keep them in a lockable box or lock your drawer. Couples with kids do use 'child locks' all over the house. These prevent kids from accessing cabinets, ovens, washer machines, closets, waste bins, etc. I think such a solution can help keep your adult secrets safe both from kids and pets.
04/07/2022
Contributor: sevennn sevennn
I've got this exact thing in my closet:
Drawers
I try to keep everything organized, but it's a little bit messy inside right now. I use different drawers for different things, such as: first drawer is dildos, second drawer is vibrators...I've currently only got the first two drawers full of things. In my desk, I've got a drawer that's just for BDSM toys, but I think that I'll move it to the set of drawers in my closet since it is slowly becoming more and more cluttered. I completely understand the excitement of getting new toys! I'm currently trying to think of how I can store a sex machine that I just ordered...
04/08/2022
Contributor: Viserion Viserion
Oh man yeah we have a story!!! One morning after a wine fueled pound-a-thon we had left our bedroom as it was and layer on the couch. Our sweet little blond haired blue eyed 5 year old girl found the vibrating 7" realistic dildo and came running out to us with it on and said " Momma what's dis weird sssing" Kids are not allowed in our room anymore
04/10/2022
Contributor: Leil@ Leil@
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Originally posted by sevennn
I've got this exact thing in my closet:

I try to keep everything organized, but it's a little bit messy inside right now. I use different drawers for different things, such as: first drawer is dildos, second drawer is ... more
Some sex machines can be disassembled for easy storage
04/11/2022
Contributor: Leil@ Leil@
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Originally posted by Viserion
Oh man yeah we have a story!!! One morning after a wine fueled pound-a-thon we had left our bedroom as it was and layer on the couch. Our sweet little blond haired blue eyed 5 year old girl found the vibrating 7" realistic dildo and came running ... more
How did you satisfy her curiosity?
04/11/2022
Contributor: EsmeraldaCatalina EsmeraldaCatalina
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Originally posted by i like to watch
I just ordered 13 new sex toys. I've been stuck in a sex toy desert for 10 years - now I've ended the drought. I can't wait for my new toys..... But I have a new problem: where will I store all these new toys?

Do you guys have a ... more
Lol so I have a horror story! Well I thought I was gonna be this cute lil housewife and clean our room, because we had got a storage ottoman to store our private stuff in, so I took our toys and brought them to the kitchen to clean them.( I know the horrible idea but I was very young and newly married) so I’m cleaning with all mh freshly washed toys drying on a towel on the counter, lingerie hanging literally from the light over the bar. When I’m comes my Mother in law and 2 nephews who were teens at the time. They saw it all!

Another one, we ordered some toys online after about 2-3 years of marriage and forgot that we had been using his mother’s address while we were moving,so our box got sent to her house. Now the name in the box was just his first initial and our last name, so since his momma has the same first initial she opened it, thinking it was something for her. Nope new toys, lube and a cute outfit for our own little housewarming party.
05/02/2022