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Contributor: Madeira Madeira
How many toys do you own? I was just wondering if my own collection is average, more than average, less than average... etc?

I believe all told, I have about 25 dildos and vibrators, including bondage equipment, BDSM toys, and sensation play toys, and all of that, I have no idea how many it is all together... probably too many
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
1-4
Chaeri2008 , Aly890 , sxysioux , Rhazya , PrettyChicka , Taylor , Phoenix713 , popples , danellejohns , cinnie0 , Ash1 , northstar , Hadespark , Kikui , Xavier7 , ddd masturbator(bye all!) , MaryExy , GravyCakes , joz , Smitty , angel142stx , Devz , GONE! , Pastafariette
24  (11%)
5-10
Rainbow Boy , Avant-garde , CollegeDude , whubwa , EndlessFrost , lovehurts , tits only , null , The Girl With No Name , Illusional , Twist , Spring , Stujen , leanright69 , Moein , *HisMrs* , LavenderSkies , guy4guyz420 , zeebot , alliegator , Antipova , CSEA , Shayna! , dhig , link82 , cujo467 , sarki , Officer Oddy , np702 , LennaKieran , ap-the-aper , Jazz , SweetieLuv , bayosgirl , Form 7 , te , Harpina is gone , ablynn , Lildrummrgurl7 , heather-mooney , jj1228 , tunacan75 , RTC , nimr , extrafun , joiedejouets , SourAppleMartini , Beautiful-Disaster , giftdgecko , Boyfriend , TransMarc
51  (24%)
10-20
JustYourAverageGuy , Darling Jen , Alegria , Kindred , sexysweetieshan , LittleBoPeep , Viktor Vysheslav Malkin , cherryredhead88 , Pleasure Piratess , Hannah Savage , jakjak , sextoygeek , MandaB , lamira , Yoda , Danielle1220 , ZenaidaMacroura , Sera , I'll Miss You EF :( , Not here , leatherlover , Bunnycups , Sweet-Justice , firekitten , qqqqqqqqqqqq , BadassFatass , darthkitt3n , Airekah , Cream in the Cupcake , Moisamazing , Kaltir , slynch , eggiweg , newfoundlust , StrapOnStud , NarcissisticLust , Pinkhare , kinksters , Vegan Silk , Karen Affeldt , Eucaly , CoffeeCup , TameTemptress , Ms. Spice , Pi , butts , MamaDivine , FHeemz , SkylarrStarr , Trysexual , Squeaky , Clara , srexom , Zakkie , twelve13 , LoneOokami , karenm , TJax , No-nita
59  (28%)
20+
DeliciousSurprise , ToyGeek , Madeira , Jul!a , Alicia , Waterfall , Tori Rebel , Selective Sensualist , Sammi , Alan & Michele , omgmegg , ScottA , LikeSunshineDust , Serendipity , Kayla , TitsMcScandal , Mr. E , ~LaUr3n~ , Gunsmoke , gone77 , Passionate Pastor , Adriana Ravenlust , Love Buzz , Gary , Rockin' , Kynky Kytty , Shellz31 , namelesschaos , ToyTimeTim , Lady Venus , Coralbell , Raggedy Andie , Misfit Momma , Airen Wolf , DustBunny , Nightcrawler , dv8 , Mr. & Mrs. Peg , Valyn , fghjkl , Free , Angel deSanguine , toxie m , Splendwhore , jankit , Lioncub , It's a Hooker! , kelaaa33wish , wmann , CAKES , Deanne-s , Jackol , tammyandy69 , meganthomas , Novs , Linga , curmudgeoncat , Teagan Shepard , Diabolical Kitty , SMichelle , AliMc , MissManners , Tork48309 , ksparkles16 , Gracie , icyqueen , elli , Katelyn , melissa1973 , mpfm , Mikemanz , padmeamidala , bog , TJtheMadHatter , ashboo32 , SecretKinksters , married with children , Lavendar , Kodie
79  (37%)
Total votes: 213
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Contributor: Alicia Alicia
I think average for this site might not be average for most people! I think us reviewers usually own a LOT more than "normal" people do! I have I don't know...maybe 75 or so? Man that sounds like a lot. But I don't use all of them all the time. I of course have my favorites and those are the ones that see the most action.
09/27/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
Quote:
Originally posted by Alicia
I think average for this site might not be average for most people! I think us reviewers usually own a LOT more than "normal" people do! I have I don't know...maybe 75 or so? Man that sounds like a lot. But I don't use all of ... more
That is true... I do expect I have significantly more than average... and the collection's only growing.
09/27/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
The wife and I have 28 with two on the way.
09/27/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
48 toys, but about to add two more to the collection. Additionally, as part of my collection, I have some massage aids (oils and a stone), a Tunti Lighted Boudoir Toy Box, at least 15 of the EF toy pouches, an XL Sugar Sak, a Devine Play Chest on its way (I've been waiting for it forever), various lubes, and am now just getting started on a new lingerie collection (it's high time that I replaced my old lingerie).

I just started reviewing toys and I hope to expand my collection!
09/27/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Totally not going to count
09/27/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Including accessories like my favorite sling (but not counting lubes), I'm at 14 and counting! Bring 'em on!
09/27/2010
Contributor: Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
A lot, and we've given away probably twice as much.
09/27/2010
Contributor: Alegria Alegria
I have 6 vibrators and a couple dildos but I included my massage oils and lubes in the count to make myself feel better next to the more advanced reviewers =)
09/27/2010
Contributor: Rainbow Boy Rainbow Boy
Wow! A lot of you have a plethora of toys.

Five years ago when I first started playing with sex toys, I had reached a total of four (two vibrating slimlines, a large rubber plug, and a huge rubber dildo I could never use). I threw those away and restarted my toy collection at the beginning of the year. I now have a total of eight, not including lube (five silicone dildos, two silicone plugs, and a Fleshlight). I only purchase silicone toys now.
09/27/2010
Contributor: Waterfall Waterfall
More than 20 now, they are starting to take up more space... Time for some nice storage
09/27/2010
Contributor: sexysweetieshan sexysweetieshan
I have about 17 "toys". That's not including dvds, costumes, games, books, etc. If I include that, it would probably be like 30-40 I think.
09/27/2010
Contributor: Serendipity Serendipity
As a reviewer, I think my collection is fairly modest but I plan to grow it alot more this year! I have about 8-10 vibrators/dildos, one gag, lotsa rope, 3 or 4 blindfolds, 3 or so bullet, egg, finger massager type things, One Magic Wand (this is starting to sound like 12 days of Christmas, LOL), 1 awesome rubber tipped flogger made especially for me as a birthday present, 8-10 paddles in varying materials and size including leather and plastic (plastic REALLY stings, especially on the inside of the thigh), ankles and wrist restraints, leather hog tie. Not to mention household items one can put to good use such as clothes pegs and chopsticks and rubberbands Fun question - thanks for posting!
09/27/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
Over 80
09/27/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
How many toys do you own? I was just wondering if my own collection is average, more than average, less than average... etc?

I believe all told, I have about 25 dildos and vibrators, including bondage equipment, BDSM toys, and sensation play ... more
Always looking for more, but near 10-20 for me, probably closer to 20 than 10.
09/28/2010
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
How many toys do you own? I was just wondering if my own collection is average, more than average, less than average... etc?

I believe all told, I have about 25 dildos and vibrators, including bondage equipment, BDSM toys, and sensation play ... more
I had 13 or 14, but the crappy ones got axed. I have 10 now, working on more > I have 2 that are my absolute favorite at the moment, my perfectly hot pink and my duo obsessions entice; but Little Paul is right up behind them I have a lot of favorites though... seems the new ones are always more exciting for a while! Except PHP that was my first toy off of here and is still my fave
09/28/2010
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
...too many to count without pulling them all out. My guess is that it's gotta be approaching 100+.
09/28/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Quote:
Originally posted by Serendipity
As a reviewer, I think my collection is fairly modest but I plan to grow it alot more this year! I have about 8-10 vibrators/dildos, one gag, lotsa rope, 3 or 4 blindfolds, 3 or so bullet, egg, finger massager type things, One Magic Wand (this is ... more
I love the idea of using sex toys to count up the Twelve Days of Christmas!
09/28/2010
Contributor: Chaeri2008 Chaeri2008
Hoping to buy more though lol
09/28/2010
Contributor: Avant-garde Avant-garde
6 toys hopefully 7 soon.
09/28/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
My review number is about right. If you remove the condom and lingerie reviews and add the toys I own but haven't reviewed as of yet, it's probably close to 300. But I'm downsizing.

Don't we have a thread on this already? I just remembered that.
09/28/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Between 65 and 70. But that doesn't include lubes, massage oils, restraints, bondage tools, books and lingerie.
09/28/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
I'm not counting.

I'd say more than "normal people" (thanks, Alicia ) and less than Lauren.
09/28/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
I love the idea of using sex toys to count up the Twelve Days of Christmas!
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a dildo in a harness

On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two egg vibes and a dildo in a harness

On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me three french ticklers, two egg vibes, and a dildo in a harness

On the fourth day of christmas my true love sent to me four rabbit pearls, three french ticklers, two egg vibes and a dildo in a harness

On the fifth day of christmas my true love sent to me five cock rings, four rabbit pearls, three french ticklers, two egg vibes and a dildo in a harness

On the sixth day of christmas my true love sent to me six hitachis throbbing, five cock rings, four rabbit pearls, three french ticklers, two egg vibes and a dildo in a harness

On the seventh day of christmas my true love sent to me seven tasty lubes, six hitachis throbbing, five cock rings, four rabbit pearls, three french ticklers, two egg vibes and a dildo in a harness.

On the eighth day of christmas my true love sent to me eight squeels licking, seven tasty lubes, six hitachis throbbing, five cock rings, four rabbit pearls, three french ticklers, two egg vibes and a dildo in a harness.

On the ninth day of christmas my true love sent to me nine floggers stinging, eight squeels licking, seven tasty lubes, six hitachis throbbing, five cock rings, four rabbit pearls, three french ticklers, two egg vibes and a dildo in a harness.

On the tenth day of christmas my true love sent to me ten bondage cuffs, nine floggers stinging, eight squeels licking, seven tasty lubes, six hitachis throbbing, five cock rings, four rabbit pearls, three french ticklers, two egg vibes and a dildo in a harness.

On the eleventh day of christmas my true love sent to me eleven silk blindfolds, ten bondage cuffs, nine floggers stinging, eight squeels licking, seven tasty lubes, six hitachis throbbing, five cock rings, four rabbit pearls, three french ticklers, two egg vibes and a dildo in a harness.

On the twelfth day of christmas my true love sent to me twelve nipple clamps, eleven silk blindfolds, ten bondage cuffs, nine floggers stinging, eight squeels licking, seven tasty lubes, six hitachis throbbing, five cock rings, four rabbit pearls, three french ticklers, two egg vibes and a dildo in a harness.
09/28/2010
Contributor: gone77 gone77
I have no idea what the actual count is, but I know it's more than 20. I had even more before I sold/swapped some.
09/28/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a dildo in a harness

On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two egg vibes and a dildo in a harness

On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me three french ... more
I this.
09/28/2010
Contributor: sexysweetieshan sexysweetieshan
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a dildo in a harness

On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two egg vibes and a dildo in a harness

On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me three french ... more
Lol! This is cute!!!!!!
09/29/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a dildo in a harness

On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two egg vibes and a dildo in a harness

On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me three french ... more
Love this!

Is it bad if I could totally imagine the voices of EF reviewers singing this as I read the lyrics, alternating between a male chorus and a female chorus before all coming together to sing "and a dildo in a harness"?
09/29/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
I have a lot! I bet the total inventory of house would be astronomical!
09/29/2010
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Reviewers are a bias in such a poll.
09/30/2010