This pretty much takes the cake. I just envision bloody razorburn. Shaving and vibrating should never go together. Any other horrible toy ideas you've seen out there?
Worst Sex Toy Design
09/24/2008
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OUCH! That could end terribly. Who buys things like this?
Originally posted by
Cock Wrangler
This pretty much takes the cake. I just envision bloody razorburn. Shaving and vibrating should never go together. Any other horrible toy ideas you've seen out there?
09/24/2008
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Somebody who wanted to multitask? =P
Originally posted by
Beautiful Dreamer
OUCH! That could end terribly. Who buys things like this?
Any dual vibrator with an animal attachment that is super-pointy and/or sharp. It feels like it's stabbing your clit!
09/25/2008
I got as far as "The magnificent womaniser --" and could read no more. XD
They named a vibrator after Bill Clinton!!!!1/?
*rimshot*
They named a vibrator after Bill Clinton!!!!1/?
*rimshot*
09/25/2008
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Hardy har har
Originally posted by
Spiking Glue
I got as far as "The magnificent womaniser --" and could read no more. XDThey named a vibrator after Bill Clinton!!!!1/?*rimshot*
09/25/2008
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Ugh! That's just weird! I thought this one was weird too though link I find it strange that they raised the price so high too =P Must be a mistake!
Originally posted by
Cock Wrangler
This pretty much takes the cake. I just envision bloody razorburn. Shaving and vibrating should never go together. Any other horrible toy ideas you've seen out there?
09/26/2008
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Originally posted by
Adriana Ravenlust
Hardy har har
You can't lay out that kinda bait and not expect me to lunge for it.
I like Bill. When he was on the Daily Show, I fell for him so hard. I forgot what it's like to have a president talk well. OMG, he's stringing together IDEAS... in a SENTENCE. Be still my beating heart.
Anyways. I can *almost* understand a shaver/vibrator. They see lots of money strapped, desperate chicks using their shavers and toothbrushes as vibes, and they think, "well, why not gild the lily?" ... except, it's not really something that lends itself well to hybridization. Lots of people who enjoy cigarettes, also enjoy bacon. Do not combine them and expect the sum total to be positive. :/
I love solar stuff.
Recharable batters = less expensive, also earth friendly. :|
this reminds me of Lewis Black's Root of All Evil. :}
09/26/2008
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Don't get me wrong! I love solar stuff too and this item might be great for camping but, for that price! =P I can just imagine myself sprawled out in the sunshine trying to get enough solar energy to make it vibrate. =P I think it actually uses solar energy to "charge" it though which I hadn't noticed before.....
Originally posted by
Spiking Glue
XDYou can't lay out that kinda bait and not expect me to lunge for it.I like Bill. When he was on the Daily Show, I fell for him so hard. I forgot what it's like to have a president talk well. OMG, he's stringing together IDEAS... in a
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XDYou can't lay out that kinda bait and not expect me to lunge for it.I like Bill. When he was on the Daily Show, I fell for him so hard. I forgot what it's like to have a president talk well. OMG, he's stringing together IDEAS... in a SENTENCE. Be still my beating heart.Anyways. I can *almost* understand a shaver/vibrator. They see lots of money strapped, desperate chicks using their shavers and toothbrushes as vibes, and they think, "well, why not gild the lily?" ... except, it's not really something that lends itself well to hybridization. Lots of people who enjoy cigarettes, also enjoy bacon. Do not combine them and expect the sum total to be positive. :/I love solar stuff.Recharable batters = less expensive, also earth friendly. :|this reminds me of Lewis Black's Root of All Evil. :}
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09/26/2008
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I would agree that it looks like a mistake, that or a joke. The Sybian isn't even THAT expensive.
Originally posted by
Oggins
Ugh! That's just weird! I thought this one was weird too though link I find it strange that they raised the price so high too =P Must be a mistake!
09/26/2008
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That product is discontinued. I actually tried it out for Libida a year or so ago. It was pure crap. Would not take/hold a charge for more than about 2 minutes. Very disappointing.
Originally posted by
Oggins
Don't get me wrong! I love solar stuff too and this item might be great for camping but, for that price! =P I can just imagine myself sprawled out in the sunshine trying to get enough solar energy to make it vibrate. =P I think it actually
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Don't get me wrong! I love solar stuff too and this item might be great for camping but, for that price! =P I can just imagine myself sprawled out in the sunshine trying to get enough solar energy to make it vibrate. =P I think it actually uses solar energy to "charge" it though which I hadn't noticed before.....
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09/26/2008
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Aww, that sucks! Glad I didn't buy it =P 2 minutes definitely wouldn't do it! =(
Originally posted by
Always Aroused Girl
That product is discontinued. I actually tried it out for Libida a year or so ago. It was pure crap. Would not take/hold a charge for more than about 2 minutes. Very disappointing.
09/26/2008
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That is totally weird. It's no longer available either, so the price jump must be related to lack of availability somehow.
Originally posted by
Oggins
Ugh! That's just weird! I thought this one was weird too though link I find it strange that they raised the price so high too =P Must be a mistake!
09/27/2008
It's a nice concept but it seems to fail abysmally. That seems even worse because it's such a nice concept.
09/30/2008
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Originally posted by
Cock Wrangler
This pretty much takes the cake. I just envision bloody razorburn. Shaving and vibrating should never go together. Any other horrible toy ideas you've seen out there?
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11/07/2011
This blog has some real winners. I think my favorite is the dildo pogo stick.
11/07/2011
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