What do you do with sex furniture when you have guests?

Contributor: callsignhusker callsignhusker
Do you put it away? keep it out or something else?
04/14/2011
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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I show it off and tell my guests what kinds of awesome things they can do with it.
04/14/2011
Contributor: Yoda Yoda
Great question. We live in a small house, so there aren't many place to keep our furniture. Right now our liberator is on the floor in the living room. But when people come over, we have to hide it under the stairs.
04/14/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
We leave it out. Fortunately, the Esse looks like a "modern" chair (and it is comfortable to sit on and watch TV), and our Equus is our "coffee table". I've never had anyone give them a second look or think they were other than they seemed to be.
04/14/2011
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
We put ours in the closet.
04/14/2011
Contributor: sexygoddess sexygoddess
I dont really have any furniture.. so there's nothing to put away. lol
04/15/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
we just have a swing. It gets put away after each use so the kids dont see it.
04/15/2011
Contributor: ID42 ID42
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Originally posted by Sammi
We leave it out. Fortunately, the Esse looks like a "modern" chair (and it is comfortable to sit on and watch TV), and our Equus is our "coffee table". I've never had anyone give them a second look or think they were other than they seemed to be.
Hell yes! Same here... Esse is on display and no one but our friends know the wiser.
04/15/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
In the closet although the heart wedge often stays out.
04/15/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
Our ramp/wedge stays out in our bedroom, on the floor, with my laptop on it mostly when we have company. The way I see it, furniture is meant to stay out so it can be used! If I had to get it out of storage every time, they would hardly be used.
04/15/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
I show it off and tell my guests what kinds of awesome things they can do with it.
Right On!!!
04/15/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Quote:
Originally posted by ID42
Hell yes! Same here... Esse is on display and no one but our friends know the wiser.
Oh my an Esse! I'm envious! Love to have Esse!
04/15/2011
Contributor: slynch slynch
It goes in the walk-in closet.
04/15/2011
Contributor: callsignhusker callsignhusker
These answers are so interesting hahaha I'm glad I started this thread!
04/15/2011
Contributor: Howells Howells
I don't yet have one but I will, and just measured it right and it'll fit perfectly inside the bed. In the trunk of the bed or how do they say that. One inch bigger then the bed would make pressure on it that' no good. I don't wish to advertise my fantasies too much to the guests
04/16/2011
Contributor: KrystalFayeO KrystalFayeO
I leave it out, not too many guests go in our bedroom ;P
04/16/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
We stash ours in the closet.
04/17/2011
Contributor: PersonalAngel PersonalAngel
well I plan on having a bigger place with more rooms so I will have my own sex room with a sex machine and stuff
04/17/2011
Contributor: VivandLance VivandLance
Quote:
Originally posted by callsignhusker
Do you put it away? keep it out or something else?
We keep ours at the foot of the bed in our bedroom. Its the Esse from Liberator, so it looks like a beautiful chaise lounge. When we have company coming that I know will be coming into or through the bedroom, i put some cute throw pillows on it and a snuggle blanket and voila! No more sex furniture! I've had more people compliment me on that chaise than any other piece of furniture I own and they all want to know where to get one! I just tell them I found it at an estate sale! Our only real problem is keeping our 14 year old daughter off of it when she comes in our room! She wants to curl up on it and watch TV. Oh the excuses we make! Can't have the child hanging out on our sex furniture! Too twisted! Lol! Hope this helps!
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