So I just found these....

So I just found these....

Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)


I don't even know how to react to them yet...

What do you guys think? Creepy? Not creepy?

They kinda remind me of playmobile men.. only... without their limbs!
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Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)


I don't even know how to react to them yet...

What do you guys think? Creepy? Not creepy?

They kinda remind me of playmobile men.. only... without their limbs! ...
That's not exactly what I had in mind when people mention uniform fantasies...
03/18/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
ummm...ya..ok...

Where do people come up with stuff like this?
03/18/2011
Midway through Midway through
I'm at a loss for words.. I'm scared.
03/18/2011
liilii080 liilii080
I'll pass on the dildos by Playskool.
03/18/2011
Andromeda Andromeda
Why do I get the feeling that the next one in the series is Bob the Builder?
03/18/2011
sexyk515 sexyk515
i want them all lol
03/18/2011
liilii080 liilii080
Quote:
Originally posted by sexyk515
i want them all lol
Well it would give you an interesting way to answer the question, "Guess what I had in my pussy this morning?"
03/18/2011
Darling Jen Darling Jen
I suppose it's so that daughters with controlling mothers can write home saying "I fucked a doctor yesterday and it went great!"

But it's kinda creepy how similar these toys look to:

Weebles
03/18/2011
DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
They're kind of... quaint.

But I wouldn't want to fuck them.
03/18/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
I suppose it's so that daughters with controlling mothers can write home saying "I fucked a doctor yesterday and it went great!"

But it's kinda creepy how similar these toys look to:

...
haha...'Weeble's wobble but they don't fall down'

How many of you remember those?

Your right though, they could be from the same designer.
03/18/2011
toxie m toxie m
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
They're kind of... quaint.

But I wouldn't want to fuck them.
My thoughts exactly.
03/19/2011
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
This...I don't even have words...it's...freakin g hilarious. Not at all sexy, but...wow.
03/19/2011
wetone123 wetone123
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
I suppose it's so that daughters with controlling mothers can write home saying "I fucked a doctor yesterday and it went great!"

But it's kinda creepy how similar these toys look to:

...
I laughed so hard at what you said!!! I fucked a doctor yesterday...HA HA!!!!
03/19/2011
wetone123 wetone123
Kinda creepy if you ask me! Wonder what kind of person would buy these?
03/19/2011
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by wetone123
I laughed so hard at what you said!!! I fucked a doctor yesterday...HA HA!!!!
Hehe thanks.
03/19/2011
dv8 dv8
Quote:
Originally posted by wetone123
I laughed so hard at what you said!!! I fucked a doctor yesterday...HA HA!!!!
Now you can play doctor all by yourself.
03/19/2011
BlueDog BlueDog
Not necessary to bring into the world but ... people will buy anything. They are definitely sort of creepy but not funny at all.
03/19/2011
UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
They're no worse than dog cock, zombie cock, or virgin Mary dildos.

(all real products, by the way)
03/19/2011
firekitten firekitten
Wow. No. Creepy. I don't need a face on my vibe thank you very much.
03/19/2011
Crystal1 Crystal1
Wow, that's almost a Village People of vibes!
03/19/2011
Kitt Katt Kitt Katt
Creepy, but nothing surprises me anymore.
03/19/2011
dv8 dv8
Which professions would you like to see them include?
03/21/2011
Brandi Rouxxx Brandi Rouxxx
Quote:
Originally posted by UnknownGirl
They're no worse than dog cock, zombie cock, or virgin Mary dildos.

(all real products, by the way)
Wow... I guess when they say there's something out there for everyone there really is...
03/21/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
They do look like Weebles, or Fisher Price People. My kids adored Fisher Price People (the old ones, that were small and....cylindrical and made of wood or plastic, and had no arms or legs) I couldn't put one of those vibrators that looks so much like PeeePOE.....

No, no way.

Why is the fireman the only one with a 5 O'Clock shadow?
03/21/2011
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