California Exotic wants to make sure you know what to do with your toys...
I've never gotten a toy that I didn't know, or at least have some idea of, how to use. That being said, I realize first-time toy users and those who receive unexpected gifts may not know how best to use said toy for sexual fun. So I actually read the “Vibrator Instruction Manual” that came with the last toy I received.
There are some general good points to the “manual” like how to insert batteries, warnings about cross-storage of differing materials, and potential skin reaction/irritation issues. But....
I cannot resist sharing part of the “Instructions for Use”
1. Apply a reasonable amount of lubricant to the surface...
2. Insert the batteries....
Attention toy users: Please check out forums and/or leave a post if you have questions on how to use your toy. Please don't lube it up and then attempt to insert the batteries!!!
LOL!!!
I've never gotten a toy that I didn't know, or at least have some idea of, how to use. That being said, I realize first-time toy users and those who receive unexpected gifts may not know how best to use said toy for sexual fun. So I actually read the “Vibrator Instruction Manual” that came with the last toy I received.
There are some general good points to the “manual” like how to insert batteries, warnings about cross-storage of differing materials, and potential skin reaction/irritation issues. But....
I cannot resist sharing part of the “Instructions for Use”
1. Apply a reasonable amount of lubricant to the surface...
2. Insert the batteries....
Attention toy users: Please check out forums and/or leave a post if you have questions on how to use your toy. Please don't lube it up and then attempt to insert the batteries!!!
LOL!!!
