What do you call your vagina?

Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
Pussy, Cootchie, my girl, and the one that my mom used to call it "bootchie". WTF? That one cracks me up.
08/14/2010
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
LOL @ Bootchie (in the post above mine)

Names I use for vulva/vagina: my bits, cooch, cunt, pussy, coochy, my junk, girl bits, girl parts, woo-ha, vadge, snatch

Heh, I didn't realize I had so many names til I started writing. ^.^
08/16/2010
Contributor: ajdlp1 ajdlp1
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
Maybe you call it your beaver, snatch, or Marie Osmond.

I've heard it be called a Trapper Keeper and snakehole.

I call mine everything from cooter to twat.

What about you?
I just recently got my first ever Brazillian wax and when my husband saw it he started calling it " Smoothie " so now even in public he can talk about having a smoothie and nobody know what we are really talking about ! LOL !
08/16/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by ajdlp1
I just recently got my first ever Brazillian wax and when my husband saw it he started calling it " Smoothie " so now even in public he can talk about having a smoothie and nobody know what we are really talking about ! LOL !
Awww that is sweet! Mine talks about a 'juicy peach' for the same reaction.
08/16/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by petite-n-sweet
I just wanna say LOL @ "For heaven's sake, Man, put your dick away." I'll have to use that a few times.


I call it pussy, kitty, or vagina if Im near minors or elders
Yeah. He's an old "Free" hippy dude, and seems to think that peeing in the Wild is a God Given Right. Maybe he's right. The other day, after I had said, "For God's sake, Man, put you dick away!" while he was happily whizzing near the fence, and I could see him from the deck, he asked me if I ever peed in our yard. NO, WE HAVE TOILETS! I have never peed on our property outside.

He didn't believe me. *sigh* Living with him is like either training a wild beast, who refuses to be brought down, or raising a 12 year old boy who refuses to grow up. I love him so much, though. Dick hanging out and all.
08/16/2010
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Snootch.

I have no idea where it came from. It just fell out of my mouth one day.
08/16/2010
Contributor: TheCleansing TheCleansing
I'm a guy, but I hear ladyflowers here and there and I find that one cute.
08/27/2010
Contributor: HORIZONRIDER HORIZONRIDER
I normally refer my vagina as my "ladybits"; mostly because I like saying "lady".
Otherwise I say pussy.
08/27/2010
Contributor: RadRach RadRach
Pussy


<3
09/03/2010
Contributor: Lavender*Moon Lavender*Moon
Being I have 2 young children who LOVE to repeat things just to get reactions, we generally use technical terms. However, when I'm felling silly, I'll call it "HooHa". Behind closed doors my hubby calls it pussy and I call it cunt. Once and a while, I call her "bitch".
09/05/2010
Contributor: Midway through Midway through
My best friend calls it her squishy bits. I loled at it the first time I heard it.
Around friends I call it 'the vajayjay'
If I'm dirty talking, it's pussy.
09/05/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
Pussy, twat, box, cooch, cooter.. Vajayjay ONLY if I'm being totally sarcastic. Vag sometimes..

When I was little my cousin called it her "Moo" or her "Moo-Moo" which grosses me out to this day. blech.
09/05/2010
Contributor: YvetteJeannine YvetteJeannine
If I'm w/ my husband, I usually use 'cooch'...OR 'willow' (as in, PUSSY WILLOW!!)..When w/ my gf's, sometimes I'll use 'pussy'..but generally I like to stay away from 'cunt' because it's traditionally been used in such a bad context for so long now....
09/05/2010
Contributor: LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
I generally go with "pussy".
09/05/2010
Contributor: Sera Sera
Pussy and cunt, are really what I go with.
10/23/2010
Contributor: Unconventional Unconventional
I don't call it anything unless it's 100% necessary. I can usually make reference to it with context clues without having to say the word "vagina". I'm not embarrassed about saying vagina, I'm embarrassed about giggling over saying the word vagina.
10/23/2010
Contributor: Lif3sambiguity Lif3sambiguity
Poohter! ( i dunno how to spell it but that looks right)
11/08/2010
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
I say vagina, pussy, vajayjay, bajingo, lady bits, naughty parts. Haha. Cutesy and silly, yes. But funny.
11/08/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
I generally say pussy or vagina, but when I'm in a sillier mood, I use squish mitten. I got it from a Bloodhound Gang song and it's just more fun.
Ooohmygosh, so effin' cute.
11/08/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Annemarie
I named her Trouble... because everyone wants to get in Trouble!
Lol, perfect!
11/08/2010
Contributor: kitti kitti
i call mine "flower"
11/09/2010
Contributor: Kimbertrees Kimbertrees
Vagina, Vag, and Vajayjay mostly.
I grew up in a house where my mother thought that Vagina and penis were unacceptable words. She never told me why she felt this way, and she also never gave me a word that I would be able to use without her somehow getting offended. Because of this, vagina has been almost the only thing I have ever been able to call it, other than "baby gate" when I was pregnant.
11/10/2010
Contributor: Destri Destri
Pussy, cunt (I love that one) and when I am feeling silly, I call it a woo hoo.
11/10/2010
Contributor: PuplePleasures PuplePleasures
Cherry Mocha Whip Cream
11/10/2010
Contributor: Latsyrc728 Latsyrc728
My Hubby started it....we call it Paradise
11/15/2010
Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
Usually just puss or pussy. We don't tend to make references in front of the kids but keep it generic when we do. My 6yr old came home from Kindergarten calling her parts her solar galaxy.
11/15/2010
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
Pussy. I do like squish mitten and trouble. I may start using those.
11/15/2010
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
Maybe you call it your beaver, snatch, or Marie Osmond.

I've heard it be called a Trapper Keeper and snakehole.

I call mine everything from cooter to twat.

What about you?
I like Cooch and pussy, but I think I am liking twat! Very funny.
11/15/2010
Contributor: AU AU
I am uncomfortable with saying the word vagina (interestingly, more so as I get older.). We tend to use a variety of pet names for both male and female parts. Mine are called coochy, puss (but for some reason pussy isn't comfortable.), pee-pee (long story.), wobbly bits, pinky, petals, others that aren't coming to me now. Oh! And poochy specifically for the bulge in undies.
11/30/2010
Contributor: AU AU
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Yeah. He's an old "Free" hippy dude, and seems to think that peeing in the Wild is a God Given Right. Maybe he's right. The other day, after I had said, "For God's sake, Man, put you dick away!" while he was happily ... more
My 8 year old nephew thinks he can tinkle anywhere with shrubbery. Last year he darted outside to the front yard when he had to go. The bathroom was closer! And recently he used a bush at a very-peopled park. I scolded him lightly, and told him that I held my bladder for a trans-Atlantic flight. Again, the restroom was fairly close. I get freaked out when people are so comfortable with taking their normally hidden parts out. I feel there is a time and place for such things in civilized societies!
11/30/2010