What do you call your vagina?

Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by AU
My 8 year old nephew thinks he can tinkle anywhere with shrubbery. Last year he darted outside to the front yard when he had to go. The bathroom was closer! And recently he used a bush at a very-peopled park. I scolded him lightly, and told him ... more
LOL! My Man isn't concerned too much with "Civilization." If he has to pee, it comes out.

I certainly never hold it, I damaged my bladder, urethra and ureters from doing that when I was a kid. Had the worst surgery imaginable to repair it (worse than a 57 hour labor and a C Section. No lie.) So, when I have to go, I GO. I always manage to find a place, even it it's less than savory. I've peed in more filthy back room bathrooms and gas station comfort stations and bus stations than I care to think about, but I would NEVER want to go through that excruciating surgery again. My urinary tract is still damaged, it will be for the rest of my life, largely from "holding it" too long when I was a kid and too shy to use public rest rooms. And I'm always yelling at my kids, "DO NOT hold it! You'll end up in misery. Just find a place and GO! Hold you breath if you have to. Squat and don't touch the seat but do NOT hold your urine!" They've seen me, with the repeated Urinary Tract infections I've been left with, so they reluctantly listen.

As for My Man, he thinks "It's only piss. It's sterile. People have been pissing outside longer than we've had 'inside' so I go when I like it." As for his dick hanging out, he borrowed a line I used to use if people gave me a hard time for nursing my kids in public (Changing "breast" to "dick.") "If these people who are going out of their way to look at my dick haven't seen one yet, it's about time they did. I'm doing a Public Service." (He stole my line) He's an Old Hippy Dude and almost always simply does what feels good and thinks "fuck convention." It's one of the reasons I love him so much. Anyone who can give a finger to the uptight, Right Wing Establishment by pulling their dick out and pissing when they need to is a friend of mine. Your nephew would be at home and innocently free at our house.

We have plenty of bushes and woods to happily empty one's bladder.
11/30/2010
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
I'm big on the word "cunt"
12/01/2010
Contributor: clp clp
I pretty much only say Pussy and Cunt. Vagina when the adult pants need to be worn.
Thats about it, though.
12/01/2010
Contributor: KnK KnK
I usually don't call it anything, but I remember calling the the great down under. Make me think of Australia.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Cadence Cadence
My boyfriend calls it Fuzzy... Cos it's a bit fuzzy, get it? :p Sometimes when he says "Fuzzy" softly, I swear he's calling it a pussy.

His mom sometimes refers to the vagina as a "snicky snacky" and the penis as a "dingle dangle" and for some reason I ABSOLUTELY HATE THAT.
12/02/2010
Contributor: AU AU
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
LOL! My Man isn't concerned too much with "Civilization." If he has to pee, it comes out.

I certainly never hold it, I damaged my bladder, urethra and ureters from doing that when I was a kid. Had the worst surgery imaginable ... more
Funny thing is, I'm pretty left. :/

I just don't think pulling parts out on people who don't want to see them is the way to get people to change their minds about things. It isn't just the action, but the method and attitude that gets me. But of course, if you have an emergency and cannot hold your bladder, I won't scold. That's different.

I'm sorry. I should have not responded that first time to your words, it isn't relevant here. I will let it go.
12/02/2010
Contributor: AU AU
Quote:
Originally posted by Cadence
My boyfriend calls it Fuzzy... Cos it's a bit fuzzy, get it? :p Sometimes when he says "Fuzzy" softly, I swear he's calling it a pussy.

His mom sometimes refers to the vagina as a "snicky snacky" and the penis as a ... more
""dingle dangle" is sort of cute. But "snicky snacky", whoa! And from your boyfriend's mom! I can see why you hate it!
12/02/2010
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Quote:
Originally posted by Cadence
My boyfriend calls it Fuzzy... Cos it's a bit fuzzy, get it? :p Sometimes when he says "Fuzzy" softly, I swear he's calling it a pussy.

His mom sometimes refers to the vagina as a "snicky snacky" and the penis as a ... more
Cadence; Luckily I don't know what my terms my mother-in-law uses!

I refer to my wife's smoothy... Cos it's a realy smooooooth, get it?
12/02/2010
Contributor: leatherlover leatherlover
Pussy, vagina, or "lady"
12/02/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
I call it all sorts of things depending on the situation. In general terms I use cooch and coochie, as that is what my momma always called it. Then there is vag or snatch. If I am trying to be sexy I will say pussy or cunt during sex. Very rarely I will use vagina, unless I am reviewing or being technical. When I am being silly I will use twat... I love the way that word sounds.
12/02/2010
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
My mom called it a toto (it's a Cuban slang term) and so when she was babysitting my kids she taught them that word, so that's usually what we call them around the kids. Although, I have been trying to teach my eldest the proper terminology.

I usually call it my vag. But depending on my mood: Pussy, vagina, twat, cooter, coochy, girly bits, my woo-woo (in a sing-songy way), hoo-ha, hoo-hoo, lady parts, beaver.......
12/02/2010
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
I pretty much always call it a vagina.

My boyfriend calls it my sweet spot
12/02/2010
Contributor: lucymalfoy lucymalfoy
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Originally posted by Blinker
Maybe you call it your beaver, snatch, or Marie Osmond.

I've heard it be called a Trapper Keeper and snakehole.

I call mine everything from cooter to twat.

What about you?
I call it my vagina or cunt.
12/05/2010
Contributor: Mistress Kitty Mistress Kitty
My husband and I call it kitty.
12/07/2010
Contributor: thegoldilocksincident thegoldilocksincident
I've always liked the term "junk". I also use "cunt" just cuz I like how it sounds.
12/27/2010
Contributor: Kiwi Kiwi
I generally call it my vagina. I'm not big on nicknames.
01/03/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
I call her magnolia.
01/03/2011
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Well thanks to all for giving me tons of new names for my squish mitten. LMAO that is just freaking awesome!

I usually call mine my cooch or if I'm talking dirty to SO I'll say pussy or cunt.
05/29/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
I use the word vulva when appropriate, vagina sometimes, other times we refer to it as "her" or "she", during sex we call it a cunt, and rarely pussy. For some reason the word "pussy" feels weird to me. We also say junk sometimes too, and for both sexes.
06/05/2011
Contributor: Pudyqat Pudyqat
If I'm near minors or elders, I wouldn't even refer to it. Otherwise, pussy.
11/09/2012
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
In a sexual setting either "pussy" or "cunt." In a non sexual setting "vagina" works just fine.
11/09/2012
Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
vertical smile
11/09/2012
Contributor: BrittaniMaree BrittaniMaree
My husband started calling my vag her or she now I do the same thing
11/10/2012
Contributor: meezerosity meezerosity
Vag, twat, cunt...the list goes on. Usually I stick with vag though. I hate the term pussy.
11/13/2012