Ok, so I remembered lastnight my last pap smear what my OB/Gyn said to me as she was down there doing her job.

As usual, I had my feet up in stirrups and scooted down hanging off that edge precariously with a duck bill sticking out as I stare at the ceiling to keep relaxed so the speculum doesn't go shooting back out in her face. First she comments that she needs the bigger speculum (nothing i didn't expect, I have been told before I have a long vagina and I will need the large speculums)so she changes it and does the clicking adjustment thing those things do, she asks me to put my hands under my lower back to help tilt my cervix up (another thing I knew, my cervix is tilted) all sounds normal right?

So all of a sudden she comments "you have a beautiful cervix!" WTF! I'm trying to concentrate here and avoid the already weirdness there is with you up my vag sticking q-tips and tiny toothbrushes up it and you tell me I have a beautiful cervix. What constitutes a beautiful cervix? is it wearing a bow or lipstick? did it smile at you? WTF!

so what funny or weird things have been said to you? less

Lol! I always feel awkward when they compliment me down there too.

I've been told that I have a "very pink vagina!" and that I look "very healthy and pink!" I'm sure I do.. But really - you don't need to compliment me. I already feel awkward enough with you sticking weird things up there. lol. less

lol These are funny.

One time (I think it was 2 years ago maybe) while she was messing about and getting things prepared, my dr said "you have a little beauty mark right *here*" and touched it. (It's kind of up in there a little) I didn't know exactly what to say back to her, so I just said "yeah, I know" and laughed. I didn't know what else to say, but I am aware it's there, and I told my man this story and he started laughing and said "yes, you do". lol So I have a beauty mark everyone! less