What is the weirdest thing that has been said to you at the OB/GYN?

What is the weirdest thing that has been said to you at the OB/GYN?

Wondermom Wondermom
Ok, so I remembered lastnight my last pap smear what my OB/Gyn said to me as she was down there doing her job.

As usual, I had my feet up in stirrups and scooted down hanging off that edge precariously with a duck bill sticking out as I stare at the ceiling to keep relaxed so the speculum doesn't go shooting back out in her face. First she comments that she needs the bigger speculum (nothing i didn't expect, I have been told before I have a long vagina and I will need the large speculums)so she changes it and does the clicking adjustment thing those things do, she asks me to put my hands under my lower back to help tilt my cervix up (another thing I knew, my cervix is tilted) all sounds normal right?

So all of a sudden she comments "you have a beautiful cervix!" WTF! I'm trying to concentrate here and avoid the already weirdness there is with you up my vag sticking q-tips and tiny toothbrushes up it and you tell me I have a beautiful cervix. What constitutes a beautiful cervix? is it wearing a bow or lipstick? did it smile at you? WTF!

so what funny or weird things have been said to you?
06/16/2011
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Jul!a Jul!a
Hahahaha, that story is awesome!

I don't have any really good stories, but during my breast exam once my OB out of the blue said that my belly button was pierced on the wrong side. And I've gotten compliments on my ab muscles, and then promptly get forced back into a laying down and relaxed position lol.
06/16/2011
Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
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Originally posted by Wondermom
Ok, so I remembered lastnight my last pap smear what my OB/Gyn said to me as she was down there doing her job.

As usual, I had my feet up in stirrups and scooted down hanging off that edge precariously with a duck bill sticking out as I stare ...
Lol! I always feel awkward when they compliment me down there too.

I've been told that I have a "very pink vagina!" and that I look "very healthy and pink!" I'm sure I do.. But really - you don't need to compliment me. I already feel awkward enough with you sticking weird things up there. lol.
06/16/2011
ID42 ID42
I think if my OB/GYN commented on my lady bits, I'd be a bit disturbed. But mine is a dude, so... there you go. I do remember the complete dead stop of chatter between him, his nurse, and me when he saw my nipple rings for the first time. The only thing he said about them though was to ask and make sure I was removing them to breastfeed the baby.
06/16/2011
Wondermom Wondermom
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Originally posted by Red Vinyl Kitty
Lol! I always feel awkward when they compliment me down there too.

I've been told that I have a "very pink vagina!" and that I look "very healthy and pink!" I'm sure I do.. But really - you don't need to ...
lol as long as they didnt compare it to cotton candy
06/16/2011
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
I had a an OB/GYN try to put me at ease by telling me she was like a mechanic. She saw vaginas all the time, and it was just like looking under the hood of a car after doing it for so long.
06/16/2011
Wondermom Wondermom
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
I had a an OB/GYN try to put me at ease by telling me she was like a mechanic. She saw vaginas all the time, and it was just like looking under the hood of a car after doing it for so long.
did she do a good oil change and lube job? lol
06/16/2011
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
lol love it! my fav story is when i went to the gyn and i had sex the day before. my dr. told me that i must have had fun and laughed. both me and his assistant were smirking
06/16/2011
indiglo indiglo
lol These are funny.

One time (I think it was 2 years ago maybe) while she was messing about and getting things prepared, my dr said "you have a little beauty mark right *here*" and touched it. (It's kind of up in there a little) I didn't know exactly what to say back to her, so I just said "yeah, I know" and laughed. I didn't know what else to say, but I am aware it's there, and I told my man this story and he started laughing and said "yes, you do". lol So I have a beauty mark everyone!
06/16/2011
Wondermom Wondermom
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Originally posted by indiglo
lol These are funny.

One time (I think it was 2 years ago maybe) while she was messing about and getting things prepared, my dr said "you have a little beauty mark right *here*" and touched it. (It's kind of up in there a ...
LOL I have one on my labia near my clit hood, my husband has commented on it but never a dr
06/16/2011
Cedarlooman Cedarlooman
"You know, you can help her out with the breastfeeding..." I looked at the doc and she started chuckling at what must have been a stunned look on my face. She clarified by saying you can massage the milk ducts, help position the baby, get pads, and rub in the lanolin to keep the nipples from getting chafed. lol
06/16/2011
Ghost Ghost
I have been told: 1) I have lumpy breasts, 2) my vagina is hairy, 3) my vagina is fat, and 4) my vagina is lopsided. However, in live in Orange County, so I just assume they are trying to sell me a new one. ;3
06/28/2011
HotCouple HotCouple
I don't have any weird things that have happened, thankfully! But I think I would find it really weird or uncomfortable if the doc made some strange comment while down there!
07/27/2011
ThoughtsAblaze ThoughtsAblaze
I don't have any awkward stories to add, but wow to these!

happyhomeschoolingmom and Elnoa: Y'all are hilarious!! Humor is the best way to respond to weird comments such as these.
07/27/2011
alliegator alliegator
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Originally posted by Jul!a
Hahahaha, that story is awesome!

I don't have any really good stories, but during my breast exam once my OB out of the blue said that my belly button was pierced on the wrong side. And I've gotten compliments on my ab muscles, and ...
I had no idea there was a right and wrong side to be pierced.
07/27/2011
Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
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Originally posted by Ghost
I have been told: 1) I have lumpy breasts, 2) my vagina is hairy, 3) my vagina is fat, and 4) my vagina is lopsided. However, in live in Orange County, so I just assume they are trying to sell me a new one. ;3
Tact, they're doin' it wrong.
08/02/2011
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