Did anyone ever have family or roomates (or anyone)

Contributor: Kenneth Fort Kenneth Fort
Who discovered things they wouldn't otherwise have shared simply since too nosy? Or objects even? Or even worse, ended up filling in their own blanks with a story, since they weren't supplied with one?

Lord, it's annoying when it happens, and they spread the story.
09/22/2012
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Contributor: justme23 justme23
Not yet. Yikes. That'd be awful.
09/22/2012
Contributor: Mylo Mylo
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Originally posted by Kenneth Fort
Who discovered things they wouldn't otherwise have shared simply since too nosy? Or objects even? Or even worse, ended up filling in their own blanks with a story, since they weren't supplied with one?

Lord, it's annoying when it ... more
I had people fill in the blanks to the story all the time. I never had roommates discover anything but I did have a few who wanted to plant some naughty things in my drawer. I went to a strict Christian school so it would have gotten me in a lot of trouble.
11/28/2012
Contributor: ibetannerz ibetannerz
thankfully no
01/04/2013
Contributor: xcapricax xcapricax
nope
01/15/2013
Contributor: Geography Geography
I had my mom find my vibrator once. She then told my dad. And both my siblings. It was incredibly embarrassing since my family is very religious. They will still bring it up every once in a while.
02/16/2013
Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Kenneth Fort
Who discovered things they wouldn't otherwise have shared simply since too nosy? Or objects even? Or even worse, ended up filling in their own blanks with a story, since they weren't supplied with one?

Lord, it's annoying when it ... more
when i was in the hospital with the birth of my first child. my aunt found my vibrator bc my dog got it and chewed it
02/16/2013
Contributor: never shy never shy
We found our old roommates butt plug and my mother in laws men on men porn lol
03/16/2013
Contributor: Billie Bones Billie Bones
My brother left a cock ring in our grandma's car. She showed it to me and asked me what it was. That was an awkward conversation. lol
10/12/2013
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
When I was a kid my Mom found my weed and there was hell to pay. Some time after that they found my brother's weed and assumed that it was mine. I really got it then, but I never ratted my brother out. I just took the punishment and didn't say a word about it.
To this day my brother will still tell me how much he appreciated me covering for him back then if he's been drinking when I'm at his house.
10/12/2013
Contributor: Holly Wood Holly Wood
Didn't fill in the blanks, but here's a great story for you...

My middle son was home early from school one day and I'd been late leaving for work. I left a Blissful Squirmy vibe in bed, not thinking the kids would be in my room (since they never were and we never had issues with this). We'd recently had a pair of puppies we rescued, though, so they and their mommy were in the bedroom.

When the middle son got home from school, he was working on an English report and wanted to use my laptop (next to the bed). Since it was chilly, he brought the dogs up on the bed to play while he researched, and crawled into bed. One of the puppies started hopping around, playing with something (take a wild guess).

My son calls me at work and asks "Mom, how do I turn off the dog toy?" To which, I of course, very confused asked "What are you talking about? Dog toy? Describe it to me..." and he answered "it's flopping around the bed and Missy is growling and jumping at it... it looks like a cactus!" INSTANTLY I knew what he was talking about, scolded him for being in my room, and told him to take the laptop downstairs and work in the living room instead and just "let the dog toy die on it's own" and not to touch it.

He didn't bring it up again that day... but a few years later, out of the blue, he mentioned, "remember the cactus that wouldn't shut off? Yeah, I know what that is."

I simply answered, "OK" and we left it at that.
10/12/2013
Contributor: C&K0143 C&K0143
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Originally posted by Holly Wood
Didn't fill in the blanks, but here's a great story for you...

My middle son was home early from school one day and I'd been late leaving for work. I left a Blissful Squirmy vibe in bed, not thinking the kids would be in my room ... more
I can’t stop laughing! - C
10/12/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Quote:
Originally posted by Holly Wood
Didn't fill in the blanks, but here's a great story for you...

My middle son was home early from school one day and I'd been late leaving for work. I left a Blissful Squirmy vibe in bed, not thinking the kids would be in my room ... more
Priceless! And you handled even the ending with aplomb! Thanks for sharing that, I, too, am still laughing!

And God Bless you for saving those dogs!!
10/13/2013
Contributor: Holly Wood Holly Wood
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
Priceless! And you handled even the ending with aplomb! Thanks for sharing that, I, too, am still laughing!

And God Bless you for saving those dogs!!
It's my side- err... hobby? I do animal rescue and foster. We're currently at five at the moment. But the toys have serious homes now and the dogs have their own beds instead of jumping around in mine!
10/13/2013