Busted With a Vibe!

Contributor: MamaDivine MamaDivine
Has anyone here ever been busted with their vibrator? Im not talking about the kids or inlaws walkin' in on you....Im talking like you had one in your purse and it accidently fell out while you were diggin' for your wallet or you were taking a flight and the bag handlers stopped you and asked you to "empty your batteries" lol. Anything like this happen to anyone? I haven't had the "pleasure" of being caught with mine, thank god. I think I would just die of embarrassment!

Also: If you have, what did you do, say or how did you react? funny stories may begin
02/01/2012
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Contributor: Ansley Ansley
No, but if I ever did, I think I would proudly exclaim that I got it from EF and hand them a voucher for a discount.
02/01/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
I don't know if this counts but it was embarrassing none the less. My fiance bought me my first vibe the high roller from the roulette series and for a beginner I was too intimidated by it so I just kept hid in my overnight bag. I still live at home while finishing school and for some unknown reason my mom was in my room and got in the bag and found it. I was watching tv one night and she comes in acting stupid and asked Nowme what that big pink thing in my bag was. I just wanted to die! She knew and we always joke around but I never would have dreamt she would say something if she ever saw it! Now I just pray she doesn't go into the back of the closet and want to know why one of my bags has a combo lock on it!
02/01/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Zombirella
I don't know if this counts but it was embarrassing none the less. My fiance bought me my first vibe the high roller from the roulette series and for a beginner I was too intimidated by it so I just kept hid in my overnight bag. I still live at ... more
Well, isn't that fresh? I would have been so angry that she brought it up, and then even angrier that she was snooping in the first place.
02/01/2012
Contributor: wdanas wdanas
I was randomly selected to have my bags searched before a flight once. This was, of course, after a vacation where we had a handful of things in our travel bag that were obvious enough as to their purpose. The lady doing the search was very polite and discreet about it; she set the little bag aside and said nothing. I wasn't embarrassed, but it was one of those "it figures" moments.

We just figured she either uses toys herself and wanted to be respectful, or she's seen more and worse in her usual workday.
02/01/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
We're pretty careful with our toys.

I'd be much more embarrassed if my kids saw my sex toys than if a stranger did. I see my kids every day, I couldn't care less if a stranger or someone at the airport saw my stuff. I don't know why that "doesn't count." You have to maintain an image with your own children that is much different than the "image" that you present to people you will never see again.
02/01/2012
Contributor: Nkev Nkev
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Originally posted by MamaDivine
Has anyone here ever been busted with their vibrator? Im not talking about the kids or inlaws walkin' in on you....Im talking like you had one in your purse and it accidently fell out while you were diggin' for your wallet or you were taking ... more
i didnt get caught with a vibrator (male) but my electric shaver was making my suit case vibrate when i picked it up from the luggage thing at the airport. All my friends were like what the heck is vibrating in your suitcase man!?!... i still get the ''it was a vibrator dont lie!'' line lol
02/01/2012
Contributor: GS500 GS500
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Originally posted by Nkev
i didnt get caught with a vibrator (male) but my electric shaver was making my suit case vibrate when i picked it up from the luggage thing at the airport. All my friends were like what the heck is vibrating in your suitcase man!?!... i still get the ... more
If they only knew...
02/02/2012
Contributor: Nkev Nkev
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Originally posted by GS500
If they only knew...
oh.... they know
02/02/2012
Contributor: mmc67 mmc67
I went to a convention where EdenFantasys was holding a party. We got to decorate dildos. I went all out on mine, made it with a grass skirt and Margarita. It was a huge bright pink on. I put it on the top of my suitcase. When I got home and opened it there was one of the "This Suitcase has been inspected" Sitting in the pipe cleaner hands
02/02/2012
Contributor: MamaDivine MamaDivine
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Originally posted by Ansley
No, but if I ever did, I think I would proudly exclaim that I got it from EF and hand them a voucher for a discount.
lmao that is great!
02/18/2012
Contributor: MamaDivine MamaDivine
Quote:
Originally posted by Nkev
i didnt get caught with a vibrator (male) but my electric shaver was making my suit case vibrate when i picked it up from the luggage thing at the airport. All my friends were like what the heck is vibrating in your suitcase man!?!... i still get the ... more
lmaooooooooooo These stories are too good! Thanks for sharing everyone
02/18/2012