Ever get a toy stuck inside your ass?

I can't even imagine.

I have NEVER gotten any thing stuckup there, thank GOD.

One of my friends got a toy stuck in her butt a couple years back, and she had to go to the ER.. She was a couple months away from being 18..
She had to explian that to the docters and her parents.. Luckly it wasn't anything serios !

Safety first!

My mom is a nurse. There was a short time that she worked in the ER. I won't even get into the things (some living) that people had to get removed. eeeeek!

Not yet and hopefully never will.

I've once had a small bullet in my vagina that I couldn't get out, and another time I was in tears and pain trying to remove a menstrual cup. Even though I knew they wouldn't get lost, because of the cervix, it was unpleasant. I almost went to A&E over the menstrual cup, but finally was able to relax enough to get it out.

I can imagine how scary it would be in the ass, so I'm very careful there.

I have not had that happen to me... but (pun intended) more than a few people I know have. Seems like for some reason I'm the guy to call when something like that has occurred. As such I've gotten late night calls and talked the person down with reassurances that everything will be ok and some other advise. Of course I'm not an MD but so far no one who called me has had have medical intervention for that.

If someone looks around at porn, there are some professionals that do this as part of there performance. Often times the 'I lost my toy and have to go to the ER' is when someone is not experienced and accidentally/unintenti onally pushed a toy inside. Most toys are shaped in a way that if you sit on a toilet and push like a bowel moment, they will pass. There are some cases that a toy can get pushed in, and it would be much more difficult to get out, like in the case of a flared base that is not thick enough, and someone gets too happy and pop. Now you have a toy with a wide flat base right at the opening. Much harder to get out. My advice to anyone who may find themselves with any toy lost inside them is to relax and try and get it out by themselves first before calling the ER. Trust me, you or your partner will be way more gentle and understanding when removing the toy than the ER staff. If it’s something small, sit on the toilet and read a book while passing it. Gravity and the natural processes Will take care of you. If it’s a based toy or something that is not going to be easy, put a glove on with some coconut oil and work your sphincter muscles out to relax the area. If it fits before, it will come out with time and care. If you can’t feel it inside, try pushing in waves while on the toilet. Do Not panic; it will be ok. You have 24-48 hours before anything would get backed up to the point of causing harm for large toys. If it’s small, like a 1-inch ball, you can just pass that with your next stool without any harm. This area of the body is to store waste and is equipped with many muscles that are for pushing things out by design. It’s sad when people get freaked out and rush to the ER for a small glass ball when nature is fully equipped to handle this task.