If Toys Could Talk...

If Toys Could Talk...

Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
This is a just for fun question. If your toys, either specific ones or just in general, could talk, what do you suppose they'd say?
07/27/2011
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Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Personally, my Little Dolly probably would say, "You know, it's awful dark in there, and you keep cramming my nose into the wall... and I get dizzy being swiveled around so much!"
My Spur, on the other hand, would be thinking, "I really enjoy our time together, but I'm always afraid you're going to bite when you use that flavored stuff!"
07/27/2011
AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
My strap on would say, "please stop showing me off to all your friends!!"
07/27/2011
kjkitty kjkitty
Would rabbits and double penetration toys have two voices?
07/27/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by kjkitty
Would rabbits and double penetration toys have two voices?
Good question! I suppose it's up to you. Two voices kind of gives a conjoined twin effect, now that I think about it...
07/28/2011
newfoundlust newfoundlust
I hope our would give some instructions, since they could see what was happening"No, a little up and to the left".
07/28/2011
potstickers potstickers
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Originally posted by newfoundlust
I hope our would give some instructions, since they could see what was happening"No, a little up and to the left".
Haha or something like "Turn me just a bit clockwise; you lost the spot I was aiming for."
07/28/2011
sktb0007 sktb0007
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
This is a just for fun question. If your toys, either specific ones or just in general, could talk, what do you suppose they'd say?
lol! this is a funny question. I guess theyd say they are tired
08/01/2011
newfoundlust newfoundlust
Quote:
Originally posted by potstickers
Haha or something like "Turn me just a bit clockwise; you lost the spot I was aiming for."
Right!
08/01/2011
Wild Orchid Wild Orchid
"Stop sitting in front of that damned laptop and go play with us! Some of us haven't seen you for months! If it goes like this it will be Masturbation May again before we get some action. And be more fair! Just because you got two very popular dildos doesn't mean you have to turn into a snob and discriminate."

And my Acute would add with a sad voice: "Why haven't you finished that review? Don't you love me anymore?". Ah, I love you. That's why I have two versions of the review and none of them goes past "This is AWESOME!!! I want to be Metis Black when I grow up!"
08/01/2011
froggiemoma froggiemoma
mine would be screaming give me a break! lol
08/01/2011
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Good question! I suppose it's up to you. Two voices kind of gives a conjoined twin effect, now that I think about it...
Maybe the clitoral arm and the shaft on a rabbit vibrator could argue about who is more effective in getting me off.
08/01/2011
Wildchild Wildchild
Quote:
Originally posted by Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
Maybe the clitoral arm and the shaft on a rabbit vibrator could argue about who is more effective in getting me off.
Well it would depend on the toy. There are some that feel that they are worked to hard and want a day off. Theres a few that are like family we just like to visit with once in a while. Then there are a few that would say we put them in a retirement home because they never see us
08/01/2011
Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
I think quite a few of them would be arguing for some more playtime, and maybe "Stop drowning me in lube!" Or, "Stop using the massage oils so much, and join us."
08/02/2011
Linga Linga
My toys would totally say " We need more friends!!!!"
08/02/2011
newfoundlust newfoundlust
When we open the drawer, they would all chirp like little baby birds "me, me, me, pick me" and then when we picked one they would all whine like spoiled kids, "awww, I knew you love him/her more than me!"
08/02/2011
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
Last night while lying in bed, I thought about this thread. When I plug the AC adapter charger into the back of my Vanity Vr5, I think it says, "I get all charged up when you peg me, baby!"
08/02/2011
GravyCakes GravyCakes
"enough already, i need a break!"
08/02/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Wild Orchid
"Stop sitting in front of that damned laptop and go play with us! Some of us haven't seen you for months! If it goes like this it will be Masturbation May again before we get some action. And be more fair! Just because you got two very ...
I just looked up Masturbation May. It's now officially the best month I've ever heard of.
08/02/2011
jessterinthebed jessterinthebed
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
I just looked up Masturbation May. It's now officially the best month I've ever heard of.
I knew I was born in May for a reason!
08/02/2011
jessterinthebed jessterinthebed
My vibe would be like " I think we need more us time"
08/02/2011
anonomous anonomous
here we go again...
08/02/2011
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