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Contributor: SaucyxGirl SaucyxGirl
Those of us that are sexually active have all had one. Be it calling out another person name, bodily noises, falling off objects or just simply being walked in on. So what is the most embarrassing thing that you ever had happen during sex? And how did you attempt to play it off?

Since it is only fair since I asked, I shall also answer. Mine would have to be when I had a boyfriends older brother walk in on us while I was giving him oral. We really didn't try to play it off, we just did our best keeping our distance for awhile. Lol
03/07/2013
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Contributor: froggygal91 froggygal91
I accidentally kicked my husband in the face when we were changing positions.
03/07/2013
Contributor: epiphanyjayne epiphanyjayne
I once farted Just glad it wasn't horribly stinky.
03/08/2013
Contributor: libbyv libbyv
i hoped off my husband and started stroking him and he got so excited he came on his own face
03/08/2013
Contributor: married with children married with children
I farted right when I was cumming.
03/08/2013
Contributor: Jenn (aka kissmykitty) Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
(EdenFantasys)
Farting is the typical answer, and yeahhhhh, that's embarrassed. For me, the most embarrassing thing happened recently: in my haste to get on top of my husband and get down to business, I "overshot" him and almost fell off the other side of the bed.
03/08/2013
Contributor: Firemenlafd2 Firemenlafd2
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Originally posted by SaucyxGirl
Those of us that are sexually active have all had one. Be it calling out another person name, bodily noises, falling off objects or just simply being walked in on. So what is the most embarrassing thing that you ever had happen during sex? And how ... more
had my best friend walk in on me and my ex... ive been kicked in the face by another ex... Ive had a lot LOL
03/08/2013
Contributor: VampKitten VampKitten
Mine's pretty out there. In a moment of rare missionary sex, my then-boyfriend suddenly stopped. I opened my eyes and before I could ask what was wrong realized he was looking down and pulling away. What? So I look down and there was my new kitten, ears flattened to fit under his sack, about three inches from my vagina. Yeah.

For a second it was completely awkward. Then we both started laughing so hard we cried. Clearly it wasn't too awkward for him - I married the guy. And yes, we still have the cat!
03/08/2013
Contributor: *Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
Its a toss up

With an ex I was sick as could be but he wanted sex we were going at it an I ended up in a huge coughing fit and ended up throwing up on him.

With my current partner I was cumming while he was giving me oral an I farted I was mortified while he ignored it and went right back to what he was doing! Glad it didn't bother him but it made me want to stop and crawl in a hole. Obviously it had no odor so I guess it was all good.
03/08/2013
Contributor: KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
My boyfriend's very religious mom walked in on us. I was sooo embarrassed, but she never brought it up.
03/10/2013
Contributor: Eugler Eugler
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Originally posted by VampKitten
Mine's pretty out there. In a moment of rare missionary sex, my then-boyfriend suddenly stopped. I opened my eyes and before I could ask what was wrong realized he was looking down and pulling away. What? So I look down and there was my new ... more
Almost the same for me:

I was having sex with my girlfirend in the missionary position. The cat was lying next to me.

One moment she decided to get up and jump at my ass.
03/11/2013
Contributor: GrumpyDragon GrumpyDragon
Quote:
Originally posted by VampKitten
Mine's pretty out there. In a moment of rare missionary sex, my then-boyfriend suddenly stopped. I opened my eyes and before I could ask what was wrong realized he was looking down and pulling away. What? So I look down and there was my new ... more
poor kitty! <:'''O
03/12/2013
Contributor: GrumpyDragon GrumpyDragon
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Originally posted by Eugler
Almost the same for me:

I was having sex with my girlfirend in the missionary position. The cat was lying next to me.

One moment she decided to get up and jump at my ass.
wow, I'm never keeping my cats in my room ever again. One of them sat on me while I was in the middle of masturbating, and he mowed at me for ignoring him, the asshole.
03/12/2013
Contributor: DawnStar DawnStar
Parents just got home and heard us going at it. xD I wasn't even mad, I laughed it off.
03/12/2013
Contributor: Adnerbmw Adnerbmw
Of course farting is up there, but one time my husband and i had just finished and it was more of a scare than anything and i looked and noiced i had blood all over me and he had it all over his face we were freaking out then realized he had gotten a bloody nose and didnt notice. It was bad we both had to take showers
03/13/2013
Contributor: Noelle Noelle
One time my mattress fell off the bed frame, so basically we broke the bed and rolled off onto the floor. Also I've farted when I have squirted, and that always sucks!!
03/14/2013
Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
I've had couple different instances of embarrassment. The one that stands out most is when my SO and I first met, we got a hotel room at a really nice place (we both had roommates). Well, when it came to getting down to business (this wasn't our first time), it was really good, he thought I was really wet. Well, turns out Auntie Flow had come early. There was blood EVERYWHERE. It seriously looked like someone had been murdered. After a shower, we stripped the bed and high-tailed it out of there. Oh, what housekeeping must have thought.
03/15/2013
Contributor: Genderfree Genderfree
I threw up while giving my SO a blowjob.
03/17/2013