Repository of first impressions

Repository of first impressions

Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
Everytime I get something new in the mail from EF there is a ton of excitement. There's the opening of the box, the removal of bubblewrap, the ripping of paper or plastic, and other assorted fun stuff. Then there is that moment where I hold the item in my hand and, good or bad, a thought pops into my brain.

Today's thought as I removed my new Flip Ramp from the bondage of it's packaging: this is going to attract lint.

What's popped into your brain as you first laid hands on a new EF item? Post 'em here!
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Jul!a Jul!a
"This is going to do nothing for my boobs and pull at my nipple rings"

And I was right lol
GravyCakes GravyCakes
"... well this sucks"

"damn, i forgot to get batteries"

"sweet, no ones home"

"i can't wait till the next time i go to the boys apartment. ima squirt on them so hard." (penis water gun)
Ghost Ghost
"How am I going to fit his balls in there?"
Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
"This is very big."

"I hope it works for me."

Luckily it did.
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Unique posters: 5