Okay. This is actually rather hilarious. It's like sleepwalking, only it's sleep sexing! SLEEP FUCKING!

My guy has done it to me twice. The first time, he woke me up with some fingering. He got to penetration quickly instead of the usual foreplay he does (to make sure I'm good and wet; he's kind like that). I thought it was a little odd, but didn't really dwell-- SEX!! I don't remember how it came up, but one way or another, I told him that we'd had sex. He didn't remember it at all! I can only assume he was asleep.

The second time was FAR more hilarious. Just thinking about it makes me giggle. I was awakened to my guy kissing me. I'm totally okay with being woken up this way, and went right with it. Then he moved his kisses further south and went down on me. Again, I was a little surprised (we don't do that often just because I get impatient for penetration), but I went with it. Then the penetration commenced, sex was awesome, and we went back to sleep.

In the morning, my guy woke up very confused. He had a strange taste in his mouth. He complains about it, and I mention the sex. He was surprised again and asked, "Did I go down on you?" I informed him that he did. Then I mentioned the previous incident of sleep fucking and suggested that this was another case. His response was priceless: "See? Even my sub-conscience is courteous!"

Needless to say, we still get a laugh out of it whenever one of us mentions or thinks of it.


Has it happened to you before, has your partner done it, or have you heard of some funny experiences? What do you think?