The Names We Give Our Toys

Contributor: twistedheartsx twistedheartsx
I don't name them, haha, but I definitely have my favorites!
08/28/2010
Contributor: Isadorabelle Isadorabelle
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
Okay, I admit it - I named my cheap lipstick vibe the 'Sonic Lipstick' in honor of Sarah Jane Smith's all-purpose sonic tool in the Doctor Who spin-off The Sarah Jane Adventures. Mulder now has the habit of asking me, 'Did you bring ... more
I used to name my dildo, but I gave up when it kept changing throughout the evening, haha. Now, it's just 'the actor' because it takes on so many roles.

My never-fail vibrator, the mini pearlessence, though is 'Darling' and my massager, the Luv Touch Migihty Mite, is 'The Boss'.
08/29/2010
Contributor: sugarOne sugarOne
I have given many names for my toys. Each toy I own has a name. My partner knows what toy I am talking about when I mention their name lol.
08/30/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
My LELO Liv vibe is named Skwisgaar for the metalocalypse character
09/19/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
Quote:
Originally posted by Kinkyquing
Of the three toys I've had so far, I only named one. I named the dildo that came with the New Comer's Kit 'Maxwell', after Maxwell Demon from Velvet Goldmine, due to his nice purple colour.
Oh my god, I love you and you are my new best friend for referencing velvet goldmine
09/19/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
I don't name my toys, never saw the need to do so.
09/19/2010
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
I don't name my toys I usually just call them by there factory names, the closest I've gotten is that I refer to the Wahl as "Almighty Wahl".
09/19/2010
Contributor: mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
lol never have/ havent thought about it
09/21/2010
Contributor: AoE AoE
Our favorite vibrator gets called "buzzy"
10/08/2010
Contributor: null null
I try to buy toys in different enough colors that I can just say 'the pink one' or 'the teal one' and get away with it. Unfortunately, I've ended up with several pink and black ones so I have to either describe them in detail or say 'no, the other pink one' over and over again. Maybe I should name them...
My entire collection of toys is known as 'The Box', despite changing containers frequently. It's nice to be able to refer to them in public without others knowing exactly what we're talking about.
11/28/2010
Contributor: Destri Destri
Okay, we do... just a few though. I have a dildo that I have had for years and did not get on EF that we call 'Wee Willie' because it is quite small, my hubby has a jelly masturbation sleeve we call 'Petunia' and my favorite vibe we names 'Peter'. That's it... but then again, we name just about everything around here.
11/28/2010
Contributor: ShanShan83 ShanShan83
Naming toys???? ...thats a great idea
11/30/2010
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
I've never named a toy, not to say that I wouldn't. Maybe I'll set around and name them all someday when I'm bored.
01/08/2011
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
I named my Deep Water G "Alvin" after the submarine, because I think it's funny.
01/08/2011
Contributor: ❦Angel Of Music❦ ❦Angel Of Music❦
I just started my toy collection and have come up with some good ones...Mckenzie, Buzz Killington, Creature of the Night, and Whitey Duvall...They all have something to do with the actual product. I enjoy naming them lol.
02/11/2011
Contributor: Wild Orchid Wild Orchid
There was an ad for Vanish (chemical thingy for removing stains) that had a slogan that after translation goes like: "trust the pink power!". My pink Mademoiselle from Toy Joy got called Pink Power. It's deserved since it's more reliable than Vanish
02/12/2011
Contributor: Soccer mom Soccer mom
Quote:
Originally posted by twistedheartsx
I don't name them, haha, but I definitely have my favorites!
My husband surprised me with a very realist dildo (Vixskin Goodfella). When we first took it out the box, my reaction was “Oh My God, this will almost feel like a threesome” (which I would never consider actually doing but as a fantasy it is harmless fun). My husband surprised me when he quickly responded “so who do you fantasize about having a threesome with?”

I didn’t want to pick a name of someone we really know because it would be just too weird.

So, I suggested we use the name of a hot celebrity who excites me but, in reality, in unattainable and, therefore, non-threatening. We change the name from time to time for variety and have used

“Brad” (Pitt)

“Matt” (Bomer) and, our favorite:

“Pierce” (Bronson)

BTW, we use my dildo only on me. Sometimes he drives and sometimes I do.
10/14/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I have a tendency to name just about any inanimate object that I gain particular joy from (sexual or non): computers, hats, game systems, etc. But strangely for me, I've only named a few of my toys.

My Super Soft Mark is called "Pony" (I have no idea what random brainwave inspired that, so don't bother asking). My Japanese G-Spot Squirmy is "Maniac." My Spur occasionally goes by "Aldan" or "Lloyd," but has yet to gain a permanent name.

I'd like to give the rest of my toys names, just because I like naming things. Over time, they'll probably all get one.
10/14/2011
Contributor: Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
We call my Opis "Opie" and my Flexi Ribbed Lover is "Dr. Flexi" (a play on "Dr Sexy" from Supernatural) and my bullet is "Old Bullet".

We were calling our newest one "Big Red" that we were expecting link but I'm returning it and thinking of it as "OMG - Paul Bunyan's Ox Wasn't That Big".
10/14/2011
Contributor: Rawhide Rawhide
I name on the fly... song lyrics, old nicknames, etc

I never name a toy before I buy it, all I know is that it isn't gonna keep the name it was sold under
10/14/2011
Contributor: emilia emilia
I never named my toys
10/15/2011
Contributor: fifi fifi
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
Okay, I admit it - I named my cheap lipstick vibe the 'Sonic Lipstick' in honor of Sarah Jane Smith's all-purpose sonic tool in the Doctor Who spin-off The Sarah Jane Adventures. Mulder now has the habit of asking me, 'Did you bring ... more
I haven't named any of mine, I just call them the names they came with if the manufacturer gave them one. My neighbor however calls hers "Robby senior" and "Robby junior" to annoy her roommate, Robby. Makes for some fun jokes when we're having a drink. ;-)
10/16/2011
Contributor: xoxo xoxo
I don't really name my toys
03/03/2012