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Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
With all the toys on the market since beginning of time. Have you purchased something that just didn't work out ? What were some of them? Or are you one of the smart shoppers that read tons of reviews and didn't buy any duds.

We have plenty of "wish I did nots" or failures :

Humming bird with tail, Jopen Intensity, 3 bumps, for your rump, The Cone, glass P spot dil and the list goes on.

While you are thinking, also what was the best unexpected winners ?
Ours is the U shape remote control vibe ,Eden Layla Rabbit and Liberator pantie harness

(ok the pantie not a toy but really delivered unexpected higher than expected results)
11/09/2015
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Contributor: Lvstoplay Lvstoplay
I have had several poor toys. As to what I like the most - anything from Eden's Petite Treats line or Lelo, and BSwish's BDesired are all good. I also like Booty Parlor's Add Magic personal lubricant.
11/10/2015
Contributor: The Awkword Lover The Awkword Lover
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
With all the toys on the market since beginning of time. Have you purchased something that just didn't work out ? What were some of them? Or are you one of the smart shoppers that read tons of reviews and didn't buy any duds.

We have ... more
I can think of only one: don't remember the brand, but it was flavored lubricant. Grape-flavored lubricant. Normally I like grape, but that stuff was like toxic sludge. Couldn't get the taste out of my mouth. Didn't feel too grade for PIV, either.
11/10/2015
Contributor: BlackOrchid BlackOrchid
I've been pretty happy with my purchases overall. Of course there's the minor stuff like wishing something was a bit more powerful or whatnot, but as a whole I am very satisfied.
11/10/2015
Contributor: Lioncub Lioncub
Over the year and at one time over 500 toys, we found plenty that didn't live up to the hype. We read reviews from different places, in some cases talked with people that had them. The important thing is that no matter what kind of rating something has does not mean it will be the right toy for you. I can't give you names of any off the top of my head as once they didn't work we simply got rid of them. No sense in keeping something you don't like.
11/10/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Lioncub
Over the year and at one time over 500 toys, we found plenty that didn't live up to the hype. We read reviews from different places, in some cases talked with people that had them. The important thing is that no matter what kind of rating ... more
You can say that again. Sometimes wishing it was "that good" put it in the
cart !
We did doubt the claims of the Cone and Jopen Intensity. However we sold the Cone to someone and she loved it.
11/10/2015
Contributor: dhig dhig
anything that's not silicone/wood/metal!
11/13/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
You can say that again. Sometimes wishing it was "that good" put it in the
cart !
We did doubt the claims of the Cone and Jopen Intensity. However we sold the Cone to someone and she loved it.
To each their own.
11/13/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
Flavored lubes, I know those aren't toys but I figure I could sneak this one in. Much like The Awkward Lover, I also like grape flavored things. I picked up some grape flavored lube from a brand I no longer remember and it was crazy gross. The closest it got to grape was that it was purple. The flavor was no where near grape flavoring and I didn't dare to use it as a lube.
11/14/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
Flavored lubes, I know those aren't toys but I figure I could sneak this one in. Much like The Awkward Lover, I also like grape flavored things. I picked up some grape flavored lube from a brand I no longer remember and it was crazy gross. The ... more
Bacon flavoured lube, made by the same guys who make bacon flavoured toothpaste.

"Bacon fresh breath with tartar control and added baking soda".
11/14/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Bacon flavoured lube, made by the same guys who make bacon flavoured toothpaste.

"Bacon fresh breath with tartar control and added baking soda".
Oh wow, that is just dreadful. Lol. I'm sorry you had to experience that. Ick. That's a new one for me. I haven't seen that here in the states
11/15/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
The biggest let down I have had so far is this guy link the Dancing Beads vibrator The blasted thing stopped working every time the clit attachment touched your body!!! Talk about frustrating. It had amazing potential. I've never felt so bipolar lol. Getting totally worked up and then BAM shut down.
11/15/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Bacon flavoured lube, made by the same guys who make bacon flavoured toothpaste.

"Bacon fresh breath with tartar control and added baking soda".
Now that is weird!
11/15/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
Now that is weird!
Chocolate flavoured broccoli anyone?
11/15/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Chocolate flavoured broccoli anyone?
That's just strange to me. Why would anyone want to eat that? Do people enjoy this? I'd prefer my broccoli to taste and look like broccoli.
11/15/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
That's just strange to me. Why would anyone want to eat that? Do people enjoy this? I'd prefer my broccoli to taste and look like broccoli.
Genetically modified for kids.
11/16/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Vnessa
The biggest let down I have had so far is this guy link the Dancing Beads vibrator The blasted thing stopped working every time the clit attachment touched your body!!! Talk about frustrating. It had amazing potential. I've never felt so ... more
Omg, guess what arrived in our mail box the other day. Yep, the "Golden Thrusting Dancing Machine ". So far so good. Has not stopped yet. We will post a review in due time on it. First machine ever with a ditigal display and lighter setting indicator.
11/16/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Chocolate flavoured broccoli anyone?
hummm? for sex toy or lube or ? Where does it go ?
11/16/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Omg, guess what arrived in our mail box the other day. Yep, the "Golden Thrusting Dancing Machine ". So far so good. Has not stopped yet. We will post a review in due time on it. First machine ever with a ditigal display and lighter ... more
Hopefully your model continues to work properly. It would have easily been my favorite toy!!!
11/16/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
hummm? for sex toy or lube or ? Where does it go ?
I have the clam with cream pie and a side of glazed melons.
11/17/2015
Contributor: Lisset Finnien Lisset Finnien
My biggest failure so far, ( Newbie ). Is actually not with the toy itself but with me . I ordered the Big Boy butt plug and I’m kinda afraid to continue using it. Afraid it will migrate north and disappear. ( a trip to the ER to retrieve that bad boy outta my butt sends me all kinds of anxiety) I use others but this is the only one that gives me this kind of paranoia. Keep checking on it every five minutes.....it’s made it not fun to wear
09/01/2018
Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
Funny, but namely the Big Boy was one of our biggest wins in the anal plug department.

This one, the petite option by B-vibe, on the other hand, was kind of meh. In comparison to another rimming plug, the Pearl Charmer, which gave us a fantastic experience, the blue plug felt not as comfy as one would wish, and the base was too large to feel in place. Non-ergonomic - that's how I would describe it.
09/03/2018