What constitutes bad kissing for you?

What constitutes bad kissing for you?

KnK KnK
Worst kissers involve the guy trying to shove his tongue down my throat. I literally could not breathe right and it was thoroughly disgusting. He didn't get the hint when I recoiled and kept inching away. Maybe the moron thought I was playing hard to get?
02/02/2011
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Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Slobbering all over my face from me chin to my nose... ew gross.
02/02/2011
firekitten firekitten
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Slobbering all over my face from me chin to my nose... ew gross.
Exactly. My ex had huge lips and it was like he was trying to eat my face.
02/02/2011
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Latching his mouth over mine before sex even comes into it. Took Mulder a while to realize that I wanted his lips to kiss, not the insides of his mouth.

Oh, and my ex-husband had this weirdo habit of pressing hard against my lips and causing bruising inside my lips because he pressed them against my teeth.
02/02/2011
Kim! Kim!
I once kissed a guy who just kept spitting into my mouth. Not a fan.
02/02/2011
Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Kim!
I once kissed a guy who just kept spitting into my mouth. Not a fan.
ACK!

I hate too much tongue. You dont need to feel up my uvula with your tongue thanks. Not a turn on.
02/02/2011
Naughty Student Naughty Student
Too much tongue movement. I like slow sexy swirling of the tongue. If a guy keeps on moving it like a crazy hoze that no one can get a grip on, it makes me feel like he doesn't know what he is doing and it turns me off.
02/02/2011
Annemarie Annemarie
I had this boyfriend that did this weird... thing... it felt like a dog's tongue trying to lap up water in my mouth. Definitely NOT sexy or hot.

Also, chapped lips. Bad oral hygiene. Overzealousness.
02/02/2011
KnK KnK
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Originally posted by Kim!
I once kissed a guy who just kept spitting into my mouth. Not a fan.
Gah, disgusting. Why?!?
02/02/2011
liilii080 liilii080
Yeah...bad breath, not keeping the spit factor in check, jamming your tongue all the way in the back of my throat so I practically gag. Or breath spray when we're getting out of the car-too presumptuous and cheesey!
02/02/2011
Crash Crash
Dry lips, bad breath, bad hygene. Anything that causes pain is normally not good.
02/02/2011
KnK KnK
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Originally posted by liilii080
Yeah...bad breath, not keeping the spit factor in check, jamming your tongue all the way in the back of my throat so I practically gag. Or breath spray when we're getting out of the car-too presumptuous and cheesey!
I don't think I could take someone with breath spray seriously...
02/02/2011
clp clp
Hahaha, this thread is awesome. You might not know what you like, but you always know what you don't.

I hate feeling like its a competition. I hate being one-upped inside my mouth--if I'm doing something here, LET ME DO IT FOR GODS SAKE, DONT TRY TO IMMEDIATELY DO THE SAME TO ME, BIGGER AND BETTER. What a weird situation to get caught in.
02/02/2011
Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
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Originally posted by Kim!
I once kissed a guy who just kept spitting into my mouth. Not a fan.
Eww! Gross! I think I would have slapped him. I am not a fan of any kind of spitting though, what a turn-off.

I love a slow, caressing, yet commanding tongue , not one that is gyrating a mile a minute and trying to go at my tonsils like a punching bag.
02/02/2011
Kim! Kim!
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Originally posted by KnK
Gah, disgusting. Why?!?
No clue! I stopped and asked him if he was spitting in my mouth. He said yeah like it was a normal thing!
02/02/2011
Kim! Kim!
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Originally posted by clp
Hahaha, this thread is awesome. You might not know what you like, but you always know what you don't.

I hate feeling like its a competition. I hate being one-upped inside my mouth--if I'm doing something here, LET ME DO IT FOR GODS ...
Your description totally made me laugh. I've definitely had similar experiences.

On that same note, if I playfully nip at your lip it doesn't mean practically pierce mine ten seconds later!
02/02/2011
Yoda Yoda
I can't stand kissers that are closed lipped, all the time. I once dated a girl that loved making out, but she would never open her mouth or do anything other that closed lipped pecks. She must have been new.
02/03/2011
KnK KnK
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Originally posted by Kim!
No clue! I stopped and asked him if he was spitting in my mouth. He said yeah like it was a normal thing!
FTW? NO. I'm incredibly sorry that you had to endure that. What an idiot
02/03/2011
KnK KnK
Quote:
Originally posted by clp
Hahaha, this thread is awesome. You might not know what you like, but you always know what you don't.

I hate feeling like its a competition. I hate being one-upped inside my mouth--if I'm doing something here, LET ME DO IT FOR GODS ...
Agreed. I wouldn't call myself a kissing master or guru, but you're definitely right. I think with kissing, it's pretty damn straightforward what is good for you personally, and what is gross, bad, or disgusting for yourself and the general population. I hate the fighting tongue thing....
02/03/2011
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Kim!
No clue! I stopped and asked him if he was spitting in my mouth. He said yeah like it was a normal thing!
maybe he took the term swapping spit literally?
02/03/2011
toxie m toxie m
Quote:
Originally posted by Kim!
I once kissed a guy who just kept spitting into my mouth. Not a fan.
Oh god. I was gonna say too much tongue but this is definitely worse than that, haha.

Big wet squishy lips and alarming amounts of over-enthusiasm usually makes me want to escape a makeout. Helicopter tongue is no good.
02/03/2011
Kim! Kim!
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
maybe he took the term swapping spit literally?
That's what I wonder. Ick.
02/03/2011
Envy Envy
My bf and I didn't know much about kissing when we started, but he does have a bad habit of flailing his tongue around like it's on fire or something, lol. We need to work on it.
02/03/2011
thedude thedude
slobber tongue down the throat
02/03/2011
Coralbell Coralbell
Too much tongue, or too much saliva.
02/03/2011
markeagleone markeagleone
Quote:
Originally posted by KnK
Worst kissers involve the guy trying to shove his tongue down my throat. I literally could not breathe right and it was thoroughly disgusting. He didn't get the hint when I recoiled and kept inching away. Maybe the moron thought I was playing ...
Ok, as a guy, I would say a kiss that is forced. If the right emotions behind it aren't real, don't do it!
02/03/2011
married with children married with children
bad breath. that ruins it every time
02/05/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
Really wet slobbering kissing - GROSS!
02/05/2011
Woman China Woman China
Everything mentioned here!!!

Oh and men as soon as our lips touch their hands are under my shirt grabbing my tata's.
02/05/2011
dv8 dv8
hairy tongue
02/05/2011
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