The Labyrinth of Porn; Made for Geeks!

If you're looking for the hottest, most original sex scenes that are going to blow your mind into the cosmos, look elsewhere. If you're not into fantasy, or you don't like Jenna Jameson, this film will not be for you. If you're looking for a visually pleasing, entertaining, fantasy-themed porn with sweet sets, attractive people and fun costumes, look no further!
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Pros
Hot guys/girls, fantasy-themed, high-production value, interesting, full-length, entertaining!
Cons
Outdated, corny, garden-variety sex scenes, bad acting (but it's porn), no David Bowie.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
If "The Labyrinth" was a porn, this would be it! It has demons, fairies, trolls, elves, knights, princesses and everything a fantasy geek could want from a porn, besides David Bowie. If David Bowie made an appearance in "Dream Quest" it would be, without a doubt, a five-star film and also probably the best thing ever, period. The end. Either way, Jenna Jameson is pretty awesome in this one, if you like her, you will probably want to at least give this one a shot. This is a two-hour, high production-value porn, that kinda rocks my world.

OK, to be fair, "Dream Quest" was made in 1999. I've owned it for about six years, and for sure, the sex scenes are not spectacular or original and the acting and writing are standard for porn; it's corny and the plot falls apart in ten minutes. You're not going to see anything here that is going to knock your socks off or blow you away. Aside from the great costumes, makeup, and beautiful scenes, this film offers pretty standard girl-on-girl, girl-on-guy, two-girls-one-guy, orgy and so on. There is a scene with a "troll" but that's about as wild as it gets. This film does have hotter-than-average men in it, which is nice for the ladies (I don't get the creepy-dudes-being-standard in porn thing). The women in porn are generally fairly hot anyway, and this film is no exception.

I read over some of the other reviews of this DVD, and it seems that I'm in the minority here, seeing as how I actually really enjoy this porn. Over the years I've loaned it out to a few friends and everyone, both men and women, have been very pleased and entertained. On a side note, all of the people I've loaned it to have been huge fantasy geeks, so that would probably make them a bit biased. This is not a movie for everyone. I'm sure it will bore a lot of people, but I feel that those who enjoy costumes and fantasy and aren't looking for anything too hardcore will find "Dream Quest" to be somewhat brilliant.
Follow-up commentary
I still like this DVD. The acting and story are still sub-par. The sex scenes are still not mind-blowing, but it's a classic in my eyes, and this porn just makes me freaking happy!
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    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
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    • Travel friendly
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  • Contributor: Jobthingy
    That is awesome. I love Labyrinth.
  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    I would love some David Bowie circa Labyrinth porn!
  • Contributor: Lucidity
    We should start a petition to get David Bowie to be in an 80's style Labyrinth porn ::swoon::! Maybe throw in some Dark Crystal puppets and make a REAL production of the whole thing. I think it would be a niche but large market and we could corner it for sure
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Does Bowie make an appearance? lol
  • Contributor: Daddy
    My girl loves Labyrinth and Dark Crystal. We may have to check this one out!
  • Contributor: Maiden
    Made for a Fantasy Geek? I'm in! Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Lucidity
    I'm glad you guys found the review useful; I hope you like the movie, please let me know!
  • Contributor: KnK
    OooMG. I would love to see David Bowie in a porn. He's been in my fantasies since I saw Labyrinth. *drool* Also, good review. I'd probably get this porn, since I'm a nerd. Lol
  • Contributor: Lucidity
    Haha, seriously, Bowie = pure sex! Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so
  • Contributor: Illusional
    God, if he was in this porn... I'd have ten copies.
  • Contributor: Lucidity
    I know, right? I'd probably watch it every single day! Have you seen The Prestige? He plays Tesla, that's pretty hot!
  • Contributor: Bunnycups
    I love the Labyrinth. Glad to hear you're still enjoying this.
  • Contributor: Ansley
    Oooh definitely want to see t his!
  • Contributor: Bex1331
    If only it had David Bowie...
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