First aid pouch with vibe - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Danzig ate your mother

For emergency use only?

This product is worth the price for the novelty of the concept alone. The fact that it actually works is just an added bonus.
Hilarious design, variable speed, affordable, little maintenance.
Not waterproof, not multi-functional.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This vibrator is not only an adorable concept, it is functional as well. At a whopping length of 4.5 inches (3.5 insertable) with not even a hint of a flared base, this toy is definitely not meant for internal anal penetration, although it has been brought to my attention that some could use it for g-spot play. I personally recommend this product for clitoral stimulation, but it could easily be used on the testicles or nipple as well.

Material / Texture

This vibrator has a smooth, firm texture and is made out of simple plastic. It is odorless, tasteless, non-porous and phthalate-free. The texture could be suitable for users of any experience level contingent on their preferences of firmness.

Design / Shape / Size

I absolutely love the design of this product. I think that the Emergency First Aid Kit concept is hilarious and very very true. The shape of the vibrator itself is very, very basic. It is smooth, bright red plastic and a nice size for solo clitoral stimulation but a bit long to be used in certain positions with a partner. It is small enough to be discreet and definitely suitable for travel, especially since it comes with it's own case.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This product is turned on, and the speed adjusted, by way of a dial on the base. The vibrations range from gentle to moderate, and may not be powerful enough for some users. Personally, this vibrator can usually do the job but sometimes it is just not enough. Because of the variable speeds, it could be suitable for both beginners and experienced users. This product is not ridiculously noisy, but it is not the quietest, most discreet toy either. It is not waterproof.

Care and Maintenance

Because this toy is smooth plastic, it can be cleaned with a wipe down of antibacterial soap and water, toy cleaner, or isopropyl alcohol. It is safe for use with most lubricants including water, oil, and silicone. It comes with it's own adorable little First Aid Kit pouch to store it in. The outside of the storage pouch is vinyl and can easily be wiped down as well.


This product arrives in a simple, clear, plastic box complete with basic instructions.


One thing that I have notice in my experience with this toy, is that the plastic sides of it are thinner than I would expect, and when squeezed too tightly press against the inner bullet and slow down the vibration significantly. So try to bear that in mind, and avoid using a heavy hand with this product if you want to get the best performance out of it and keep it in running condition longer.
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  • Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
    Nice review.
    Some people may be able to use this to stimulate the g-spot. I know it sounds crazy, but some g-spot stimulators are about the same length as this.
  • Danzig ate your mother
    Thank you Happy Lady. You know, I hadn't put too much thought into using this as a g-spot vibrator, (that's probably because I, personally, prefer more of a curve in my g-spot toys) but yes, I can definitely see how some people would prefer it for that use. (^_^)
  • Airen Wolf
    Sounds like a perfect gift for a bachelorette party!
    Great review! Welcome to the community.
  • Danzig ate your mother
    Thank you very much! (^_^) And yes, this would definitely be perfect for a bachelorette party. That would be too funny.
  • her.royal.redness
    I have a Bachelorette party coming up, this might be cute to toss into the prize packs.. Thanks for the review!
  • deadpoet
    great review
  • Trashley
    Great review! I love that pouch..
  • Daniel & Brittany
    excellent review!
  • 0
    Thanks for the helpful review
  • Ice1
    Good review. Very thorough!
  • mudpie
    Thanks for the review. Great tip about not squeezing it too hard!
  • Mihoshi4301
    Thanks for the review.
  • Zombirella
    Thanks for sharing!
  • brevado
    Good review. Thanks!
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  • (k)InkyIvy
    Fantastic review! Thanks so much for being so thorough!
  • Rory
    Nice review! Thanks!!
  • Dawnwill
    Good review
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