Amazing cunnilingus instructional deck - adult game by Evolved Novelties - review by souviet

How Awkward.

Looking for some awesome moves to try on your girl during oral? This isn't what you want. With weird language, obsessively-used similes, and some very unsanitary suggestions, this is probably the last thing you want!
A few good moves
Nice packaging
Awkward language
Suggestions to do unsanitary things
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I picked this up in my last order for a couple of reasons. One, it was cheap. Who wants to argue with 5-something dollars for this? Two, it seemed like it could be fun. It is supposed to give a bunch of helpful tips, and maybe even make it possible to have a sexy card game. (Is that possible?)

I got a nice little pack of cards. All is good on that front - there is not exactly a lot to be said about the packaging or the cards themselves. I wish the box didn't say "AMAZING CUNNILINGUS" right on it, as I have be a tad more careful in storing this away. I can't just leave it on my shelf, since anyone could walk in and read that. I may just cover it in paper to save me the trouble.

When I finally got to reading the cards, that's when the real problems actually started. There were WAY too many comparisons to snakes and painting fences. This itself would have been creepy enough without the weak attempt at sexy language throughout the entire deck that only serves to make me feel insanely awkward about even holding the cards in my hand.

A major issue with some of the tips, however, was the mention of anal over and over and over. This separately would be fine and such, although kind of missing the point of the entire deck. However, a couple did suggest swapping from vagina to anus to vagina. This is a horrible idea and disgusting, as it can lead to infections. I'm unsure why the author, supposedly a doctor, would have ever assumed this was a good idea. Judging by her bio, however, I'm unsure if I fully trust this woman.

Overall: I managed to find a few cards that actually sounded appealing. However, only 3 out of those are even anything I'd be comfortable showing my girlfriend. So, for 5 bucks, I got 3 new moves. I'm pretty sure it isn't worth it.
Follow-up commentary
The girlfriend and I finally went through these together, and we spent a good amount of time laughing hysterically at the random and poor wording and some typos! I don't suggest this by any means. Only a couple cards were worth anything.
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My Amazing cunnilingus instructional deck tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Oral
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