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Cal ExoticsLike a bag full of sand
If you're looking for a novelty penis for a bachelorette party, a gay bachelor party, a bris, or vasectomy, this is the toy for you. He may be smaller than your average giant blow up penis, but his expression just says, "this is embarrassing and ridiculous. But I'm going to have a good time anyway."
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Pros
I never understood the appeal of novelty genitals until I got the blow UP playful penis.
Cons
It may be a little small, but he's so charming and surprisingly inoffensive, that's easy to forgive.
This toy is relatively small at 11" and some change, but it's big enough to be funny as opposed to creepy and weird. Blowing it up is easy enough, and it comes packaged with a vinyl plastic repair kit in case you spring a leak.
The base is rounded and filled with sand so that the toy stands up and won't blow or tip over too easily. It doesn't look much like testicles, more like the cushion you get if you have hemorrhoids. This doesn't detract from the overall effect, as the toy only looks like a penis in the loosest and most absurd sense. The tip of the toy is oddly concave in the middle, which I suppose is meant to be an exaggerated glans. If you're looking for anatomical correctness, your first mistake was shopping for a blow up novelty penis.
He also has tiny, ineffective arms that do not blow up. Sort of like a T-Rex. If there was a breeze, I imagine they would flap helplessly around, while the rest of him stayed erect. He bears an almost apologetic and embarrassed expression on his face, which gets funnier as he inflates.
There's a convenient hole at the tip for easy hanging. I can only assume this is because after buying a novelty cock, one's natural inclination is to suspend it from something.
Once inflated, he doesn't stand straight, but slightly curved, as if he suffers from scoliosis or is perhaps hunch backed. It gives him character, though, and makes him all the more charming and likable.
Below are some pictures. He may look bigger because they're pretty close up, but the closeup of his head next to my hand will give you a better point of reference. You can see, he's a charming little guy:
Package
Closeup of Tip
Fully Erect
The base is rounded and filled with sand so that the toy stands up and won't blow or tip over too easily. It doesn't look much like testicles, more like the cushion you get if you have hemorrhoids. This doesn't detract from the overall effect, as the toy only looks like a penis in the loosest and most absurd sense. The tip of the toy is oddly concave in the middle, which I suppose is meant to be an exaggerated glans. If you're looking for anatomical correctness, your first mistake was shopping for a blow up novelty penis.
He also has tiny, ineffective arms that do not blow up. Sort of like a T-Rex. If there was a breeze, I imagine they would flap helplessly around, while the rest of him stayed erect. He bears an almost apologetic and embarrassed expression on his face, which gets funnier as he inflates.
There's a convenient hole at the tip for easy hanging. I can only assume this is because after buying a novelty cock, one's natural inclination is to suspend it from something.
Once inflated, he doesn't stand straight, but slightly curved, as if he suffers from scoliosis or is perhaps hunch backed. It gives him character, though, and makes him all the more charming and likable.
Below are some pictures. He may look bigger because they're pretty close up, but the closeup of his head next to my hand will give you a better point of reference. You can see, he's a charming little guy:
Package
Closeup of Tip
Fully Erect
Experience
I LOVE this toy. I didn't think I would, since it's a straight up novelty penis, but everything about it makes me laugh, which is the point. Mission accomplished, California Exotic Novelties!
First there was blowing the thing up, which involved me cursing and saying how much easier the real thing was to arouse, to which my SO responded with triumph, then snatched it away since he could blow it up better. You don't know comedy until you see a grown man stick a novelty penis in his mouth and start breathing into it heavily.
First there was blowing the thing up, which involved me cursing and saying how much easier the real thing was to arouse, to which my SO responded with triumph, then snatched it away since he could blow it up better. You don't know comedy until you see a grown man stick a novelty penis in his mouth and start breathing into it heavily.
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Or at least I thought so, but the boyfriend was completely disinterested and unamused by my juvenile antics.
Great review. =)
I want one of these