Interactives anal T and egg combo - anal kit discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Alegria

So you might ask me "Who do I think this toy will work for?" And I'm honestly not sure how I'd reply. I've only recently begun the adventure of anal exploration and I wanted a cheap vibrator. This is what that search found and by golly, I can assure you it is a cheaply made one.

In theory, I love toys like these. Stimulate two of my goodies at once? Why wouldn't I love it? Rest assured, I want to love this toy. It makes up in power what it lacks in quality (so this is one POWERFUL fella).

I do believe that most beginners (who know they like/need power) would be happy starting here for anal vibrators and working up if they decide they like the sensation. I do believe some advanced users would be more than satisfied by the vibrations, but (like me), will be left wanting something that doesn't stink to high heaven.

This is, by far, the stinkiest toy I have ever owned. When I first pulled it from it's package, it made my whole room reek like toxic chemicals and burnt rubber and I instantly got a headache. I don't dare leave toys out because I don't live alone but I washed it and put it in one of my toy drawers to air out.

2 weeks later, it still smelled horrible. I would take it out and wash it with soap and water but my nostrils could never detect a difference. It's about 6 weeks since I pulled it from the package and it still smells like horrible chemicals. Only now, it has some butt smell (that's right) sticking to it as well. Talk about unpleasant, unattractive and unappetizing.

There's no texture but there is a rather large seam running down the middle. I felt it, but it wasn't enough to make me uncomfortable. If it did bother me or if it bothers you, try taking a nail file to it.

This is one of the most rigid toys I have ever used. There is no give; it just feels like hard plastic.

I like the idea of a T shaped vibrator for my butt because it isn't going to slide in unexpectedly. However this particular toy has a bump right where there shouldn't be one. This toy doesn't have anywhere for my sphincter muscles to grip or rest. I can only barely hold onto it when I'm just starting but as soon as I orgasm my muscles push it out or make it go flying right when I don't want it to.

There is no way to really remedy this besides holding it in with one hand. That leaves one open hand for either the controls or the egg vibrator. I suppose you could put the egg inside the vagina but frankly I don't like things with possibly unreliable cords going there.

The overall size of this product was ideal. The T was big enough to be felt and held anally, and the egg was a great size, though I wish it were slightly less round and more cylindrical. If you have fingers that are sensitive to vibration, this egg could pose a problem because you are going to be holding it right where the vibrations are strongest.

The control was easy to use, once I got the hang of it.

The control has bit of a learning curve. Both vibrators are controlled on one device, with sliders for the level of vibration on opposite sides. It can be kind of tough using one hand to control both sides so I find it's easier to set at least one side at a medium level so I don't have to worry about controlling it.

The fact that both vibrators have a sliding control for vibration means there is a lot of variety in how much vibration you want where, but that's where the variety ends.

The strongest vibrations are located in the middle of both vibrators. This is great for the T side that supposed to remain in one spot. It is not so great for the egg, because I have to hold the egg with my fingers and I don't like holding a lot of vibration.

This toy is VERY loud. The lowest level could be heard through covers and I bet through a closed door. The highest level (too high for me) would be undoubtedly be heard through a door and/or thin walls.

This toy is a little bit harder than some to clean. The fact that it has cords give water a direct in into the motor. There are waterproof caps that surround the cord and the hole that it goes in that are meant to keep water out but I don't really trust them. I keep a low water stream flowing and wash the toy carefully so as to not get water in them.

The cords get in the way when I try to store this toy but you can keep them organized with twist-ties.

I only use water-based lube with this because I don't like to have silicone in me, plus water is so much easier to clean off. However you could use any kind of lube you like with it.

The packaging is just about as tacky as it comes. A naked girl. Black and white checkered. I imagine they're trying to make it look appealing to both men and women but I doubt anyone likes it.

It would not make a very classy looking gift.

It's not a good storage box because it's so big. It doesn't come with any batteries but it does tell you what kind you need.

It comes down to this. Are you willing to use a toy that stinks to no end? It took it no fewer than 5 weeks for me to be able to approach this toy for use. Are you okay using a toy that is super loud? This one is comparable to the Hitachi, I believe. Could you use a toy that is difficult to clean thoroughly? The seam can collect fecal material. Are you willing to have all these problems to have a very powerful dual stimulator? For me, I think it's worth it, but only barely.