Anal beads - lg by Cal Exotics - review by melissa1973

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Definitely Not Worth It

There's not a whole lot to say that hasn't been said before. These are "supposedly" larger than normal, I would hold off on these, until checking out other anal products that are being offered.
This isn’t bad if a beginner at anal play.
The string is just about impossible to clean.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


These are the basic everyday garden variety anal beads made by Cal Exotics. They come in three different colors, each color is for a different size. The blue and yellow ones in color are smaller in size. Either way these beads are to be used for anal use, you just need to lube up your rectal cavity and (the easiest I found) roll the beads in the palm of your hands to lube them up as well. Once lubed up, just pop each and every one of the beads in. You can still have sex with these little guys in your bum.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Travel friendly
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

With these being made of plastic they have a strong plastic smell, and the beads are very hard with no give whatsoever. The nylon string that goes through the beads is hard to clean and keep bacteria out of it. This could have been planned out better and they could have taken the time to build a safer and better product.
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

They come with a string through 5 hard plastic beads which are shaped like small balls; each "bead" has a set of holes, one hole in the top and another on the bottom with string attached. The colors that they come in are white (small), yellow (medium), and pink (large) which for some reason mine look red. They measure: length being 12", circumference is 2 1/4, having a diameter of 3/4" with a firm, smooth texture. It just depends on the size that you order as of the color that comes.
    • Partner play
    • Beginner


With the five balls on the string you can insert them one by one or get them on top of each other and insert however many balls that you want. Putting these in a condom is a tedious job, they're not large enough to stay in, and by the time you have everything in place, you're not in the mood any more. If you normally share your toys, I would strongly suggest not to sharing with these with anyone due to the contamination issue that comes with this product.

For me they just didn't do anything. Now someone else may find them extremely useful; but the experience just left me dazed and confused.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

It's plastic and non porous, and can be cleaned with antibacterial soap and hot water or by wiping down with a rubbing alcohol. The string is what I have a problem with. I've had to soak them in bleach water, to get them the color that they should be. You can boil these as well placing them in the silverware holder of the dishwasher to try and clean every nook and cranny.

These would be very hard to put a condom over even though they are inserted in a body cavity. So sharing these with other partners in strongly advised against.
    • Easy to store


I really can't say much about the package except the beads came in a flat see through plastic container and the model has a nice ass. Once I open the package, I was majorly disapointed with the size of the beads (I was expecting larger ones), but I can reuse the container and put them in the duffel bag right there and then.
    • Good for storage

Personal comments

For me they just didn't do anything for me. Now someone else may find them extremely useful and fulfilling, but it left me with a, disgusted look on my face. Because a lot of people like myself can not stand the nylon string. If there was some sort of coating covering it, to make the cleaning easier and not trapping bacteria within the string, then I would have given it a better review.
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  • Red Vinyl Kitty
    Great job! My first pair of anal beads was similar to this, and man, that knot in the nylon cord hurt on the way out. Yow! I didn't like them either.
  • married with children
    we had a pair like this. cant remember how we got them, but they never got used because of the knot in the cord. looked like it would hurt. thanks for the review.
  • Tagmstr
    I hate the string on anal beads.......Thanks for the review!
  • Undead
    thanks for the review!
  • DiamondKoala
    Thanks for the review. Too bad about the product.
  • cheesewizz
    nice review
  • Sodom and Gomorrah
    Thanks for the great review!
  • skeeterlynn
    Thank you for the review
  • G&L
    Thank you for sharing.
  • melissa1973
    Thanks all and your welcome. I had forgotten about this review to be honest.
  • Stinkytofu10
    Thank you for the review.
  • Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • Hazeleyes2012
    Thanks for the review! Sounds like an item I can definitely pass on....
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    I will stay away from these. Thanks for the great review!
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! These don't sound very good.
  • mpfm
    Thanks for the review.
  • edeneve
    great review.
  • wicked48
    Very helpful review. Thanks!
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