Gold Laced Fun

This artistically presented little phallus is fairly versatile, and outstanding for anal play. The texture provides not just decoration, but very nice stimulation as well.
Outstanding for backdoor use. Attractive, body-safe glass. Stimulating texture.
There are better toys for direct g-spot stimulation.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Gold Laced G from SSA Glass is a beautiful glass dildo of modest size suitable for vaginal or anal use, by those who appreciate a firm toy with texture. Those who find texture uncomfortable probably will want to give this one a pass, and the shape of the g-spot curve will not prove ideal for all users.

The shape of the base is not conducive to harness use, but it does make an excellent handhold, and it's also convenient for standing the toy upright if desired. Like all firm toys, the Gold Laced G should be handled with care with used on a partner, as overenthusiastic thrusting could bruise sensitive spots such as the cervix.

As for anal play, the base makes the Gold Laced G quite safe for that purpose, and the texture makes it quite stimulating.

Glass is also excellent for temperature play.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

Glass is an outstanding material for sex toys, because it's phthalates-free, latex-free, easy to sterilize, non-porous, and body safe. Pyrex glass will not break in use, or shatter into dangerous shards if dropped. Should tragedy befall the Gold Laced G, it will break into chunks, and it will require a fall on a hard surface to bring about its demise. Just to be safe, always inspect glass toys for chips before use, but such incidents are rare.

The Gold Laced G is tasteless and odor-free. It can be used for temperature play -- cool it off in a glass of icewater for a thrilling chill, or likewise warm it up before use by letting it rest in a cup of warm water prior to playtime.

The texture can be quite stimulating, but in some situations it can also cause irritation. This depends on personal tastes, lubrication, and apparently the mood of the involved body parts, since personally I got different results during different test runs.
    • Bumpy
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The Gold Laced G is one of the most realistic looking toys in my collection, as its an artistic interpretation of a penis. Most people will recognize it as a dildo if they get more than a brief glance. It's still pretty enough to display as art, if you're particularly brazen with your decor.

It's a fairly modest size, with a diameter of barely an inch. Beginners will probably find the Gold Laced G easy to insert, although caution should be exercised to start slowly, due to the texture. The curve makes direct G spot stimulation possible, if slightly awkward, during vaginal use.

As for travel, it's probably no more difficult to pack than any other glass toy, although airport x-ray machines will identify it as a dildo.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic


The texture on the Gold Laced G might be too much for some users, at least some of the time. On my first trial run, I found it quite uncomfortable. More uncomfortable, in fact, than the more extreme texture on the Bumpy Spiral Double, which I found surprising.

On a different day, however, it didn't bother me at all, and I was able to enjoy it. Direct pressure on the g-spot was possible, as was rubbing it in passing during thrusting. However, I've had other toys perform better at both tasks, so I was a tad bit underwhelmed.

Then came another trial. This time, I gathered my courage and tried the Gold Laced G anally. My estimation of the toy rose considerably. The texture was extremely stimulating in a very pleasant way, and the curve proved just the right angle to massage the g-spot from an entirely different position. The base also proved ideal when I held the Rechargeable Mystic Wand against it, and the glass transmitted the vibrations extremely well.

The Gold Laced G is now my favorite toy for backdoor play.
    • Lots of variety in function

Care and Maintenance

Glass can be washed in hot, soapy water, or with toy cleaner, for everyday cleaning. It can be wiped down with a baby wipe immediately before use, or sterilized in a pot of boiling water, run through the dishwasher, or wiped down with either a 10% bleach solution or rubbing alcohol. Just be sure to rinse it thoroughly before use.

I generally line my sink with a towel or wash cloth before washing glass toys, to provide a cushion should I drop anything.

For storage, the Gold Laced G comes with a nice velvet bag. Make sure it isn't free to clank against other glass or metal toys, and it will last for many years.

All lubes are compatible with glass.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Like all SSA Glass toys, the Gold Laced G arrives wrapped in bubblewrap, inside of a red velvet separator bag. It would make an adequate presentation for gift giving between intimates, and the bag is excellent for storage, provided your toy is not free to clank against other glass or metal toys.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
Follow-up commentary
This toy remains an absolute favorite, and it's always the first choice when the mood for anal play arises. The texture is delicious, the angle just right, and the slender form perfect for easy thrusting.

I also like how the texture helps distribute the lube more evenly. Overall, I have to recommend this toy very highly. Give it a shot, it's worth it.
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  • Contributor: Devz
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: ms.anon
    Thank you
  • Contributor: sweet seduction
    great review!
  • Contributor: Ghost
    Looks fun.. wish it wasn't gold, but can't have it all!
  • Contributor: MrWishyWashy
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: zeb
    Thank you
  • Contributor: Incendiaire
    Nice review, thanks.
  • Contributor: Bullfroggy and Rose
    great review
  • Contributor: Lavendar
    great review!
  • Contributor: Femme Mystique
    This looks great. I'm not a fan of anything with a severe curve for G-spotting, but this looks like just the right amount of curve.
  • Contributor: zz1aag
    This is a great review. I took the advice and made the purchase and I must say its was exactly what i expected after reading this. Great review, keep up the good work.
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