Pro-pal for men - prostate massager by Doc Johnson - review by BenEatsSauerkraut

Straight up: I was pretty disappointed with this toy.

I was super excited when i purchased this toy. I was on a rode trip and super horny for some anal toy play when i stopped and picked this up. Upon using it later that night i was very disappointed. I think i was even disappointed before using it when i discovered that the material was hard plastic, and it just felt too light and too cheap. I do not own too many other toys, but this is by far the only one that has been almost entirely unpleasant.

For a moderately experienced anal toy user, i felt that it was not too user friendly. Not very easy to insert, and once in, it does not stay in. The hard handle prevents one from sitting on it -- and seems unnecessary. The toy does not look pleasing stylistic/artistically/whatever.

The nub that is supposed to rub on your perineum doesn't really do anything for me.

Additionally, the material -- hard plastic -- is not exactly newbie friendly either. If it would give or bend a little bit, i think it would be nicer. However, I'm sure that would come with a price. One of the selling points of it for me was the price, so i suppose i can't complain too much.

Lesson learned: do not buy sex toys on a whim when you are on a road trip. Your high expectations for anal pleasure will not be rewarded by semi-spontaneous sex store purchases. The most pleasurable part of this toy was the idea of purchasing it and fantasizing about using it (one gets a little pleasure deprived on a solo, few week long road trip).

I hope that i am using it incorrectly or not preparing my ass enough before using it. I haven't used it too much because of my lack of liking it -- hopefully I'll get around to changing this eventually. Once i have more time, i will try some different things with this toy and will write up a follow up article. In the mean time, it will be sitting, semi-abandoned in the back of my closet. If it doesn't do anything the next time around, the toy will give me plenty of pleasure by allowing me to throw it in the trash! Almost nothing turns me on as much as getting rid of garbage that i do not need.

I really hope i'm just using this wrong and/or have the wrong idea of what it's supposed to do. I need to give it another try but in the mean time it'll just be sitting in my closet. Amateurs and novices definitely need to warm themselves before trying to use this toy.

Soo, i pretty much hated this thing. But that was because of my mistakes. Mistakes are made so you can learn from them. Trying it out again for the first time's in months has made me change my opinion slightly.

Lessons learned:
1. don't use textured condoms on anal toys. For me, this is really unpleasant.
2. (well this one's re-learned) take it slow and prepare yourself before taking a really big toy
3. Use lube and proper lube. Last time i used this i used (in my opinion) low quality Colt Slick lube. With higher quality lube it was much more pleasant.

If you prepare yourself with a finger or two, the little nub at the tip of the toy is perfect for initially getting the toy in.

Before i had trouble with the toy not staying in, even for a few seconds. Properly preparing myself, the toy now stays in even if i stand up and walk around.

The hard material isn't as bad as i thought it was. It is actually nice to have something that doesn't give/bend as much.


Things i'm still not sold on:

The protrusion for the perineum still really doesn't do anything for me. Maybe if somewhat else was manipulating it.

Overall, the toy just seems cheap. I don't like putting just any old thing in my body -- it's nice to feel like you're using nice things. They don't necessarily have to be expensive, they just have to not seem cheap. The toy just seems like a hollow hard plastic thing reminiscent of plastic Halloween toys from the dollar store.

It's not crazy pleasure-inducing. It makes me feel like i have something in my ass, but it doesn't really do anything for my p-spot. Maybe i'm just nto someone who's p-spot is stimulated that well. It's not really designed for thrusting, so it kind of just feels like a lump of hard stuff sitting in my anal cavity -- which isn't a bad thing it just isn't an amazing thing.

My conclusion:

I just don't think this toy is from me, and i wouldn't really recommend it. However, a lot of this is probably just me being idiosyncratic. Because of the mistakes i made using it initially, i still cannot recommend it for people inexperienced with anal toys: try some others first, and then consider this one.