Locked and Loaded

If you're not into large toys or interested in trying over 2 inches of girth, please stop reading this review now. This beast is huge, a lot bigger than you'd even think to think it is. Its girth and length are sure to fill anyone with the most insatiable appetite or large goodies. It's specifically steered towards anal users but can be used both anally and vaginally, with the use of a condom for cleanliness.
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Pros
Safe for silicone and water-based lube
Great for those looking for a stretch
Very intense size
Cons
It's HUGE not suitable for beginners
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

By no means is this toy anything close to "beginner friendly." It is best suited for advanced users that really want something big because this beast is pretty freaking big. Personally, I prefer to be using it in a dark room, curtains closed and lights off and I'm not even using it on myself. It's best manipulated with two hands, obviously, for safety reasons, don't want this thing slipping just wrong. The shape of the toy works well for both vaginal and anal use, we've only managed vaginal for now, but my god can we imagine what it will eventually be like anally.

Not really travel-friendly but could be put in checked baggage if you wish to bring it along, as well as deal with your clothes smelling like this beast.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The beast is made of Phthalate Free PVC; it's a low maintenance, chemical smelling product that can last quite a long time. There's a slight oily feeling to the toy even after cleaning but nothing a condom won't help keep at bay. The texture is smooth with four ridges running down the shaft for added texture. It's not realistic by any means, but it does add to the stimulation. The outer toy is like a sleeve for the inners and flexes nicely around it. In our opinion, it seems to help with stimulation and ease of use even with the toy being so monstrous. Even for the size it's quite flexible due to the makeup and can bend as needed to suit your body and style of the sexy time.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The shape of the toy works well for anyone trying to stretch their limits and pass regular large toys and attempted fisting and actually get to that "big toy world" that is out there. The tapered tip is very pleasant on insertion. It gets large but not so quickly that you have to really stop and contemplate if the risk is worth it but more so just ease along with it.

We personally cannot insert any further than just below the head of the toy. Yeah, it's that big, Measuring in at 11.5 inches from tip to suction cup bottom, 9.5 insertable and over 2 inches in diameter. Please if you're using this beast and not used to large size take your time, try some fisting, or at least multiple fingers I'd say a minimum of 3.

For us this is considered a very large toy, it's the one of two that we have in a similar size that we've gotten from EF. However, I wouldn't consider it anywhere beyond workable. For those who are enthusiasts about such large beasts, I see this as a perfect toy for those looking to transition from large to extra large toys without spending one hundred plus dollars without knowing it's exactly what you want first.

There isn't anything realistic about this toy, nor is it discreet/ travel-friendly or suggested for anyone below advanced user status.
    • Ergonomic

Performance

I love how this toy performs. Its large size but sleek shape make it easy to penetrate and trust with. The suction cup and the bottom is very large and strong; it works very well on a smooth surface for solo play and some wet and wild fun. Honestly, my only "meh" moment is the material make up of it. I personally prefer silicone toys, but for the price, you seriously couldn't get one in this size for this much made of silicone I'll sure say that one.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

It's fairly easy to maintain this toy. Simple soap and water or universal toy cleaner work well. You can use both silicone and water-based lube with it, and the packaging works great for storage keeping other toys from smelling like the PVC. With proper care, it should last a long time.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging all out states "Anal Munition" on it and is very obvious in shape and size as to what it is. Not to mention it's completely clear except for the information papers which aren't too bad. Mostly stating what it's made of and used for. I would gift it as a gag gift but personally recommend wrapping it prior just in case.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Experience

The ladies love the stretch. Of course who doesn't like to push their limits now and then though? We haven't worked up to anal play but believe me in due time my friends, in due time. We worked hard and got her all lubed and relaxed before play time. Foreplay consisted of one, two, three and four finger workouts. She can't quite take a whole fist yet but once again, in due time. After a bit of the hot and heavy I brought in the beast, slowly, of course, she squirmed all over, but we could only make it about half an inch past the head. It makes a very pleasant pop sound when pulled out.

Please remember to go slow with such large toys. It is possible to hurt your partner or self with a toy of this size. Please exercise caution when both using it solo as well as with your partner. Be sure to keep their comfort in mind and have a safe word for when it's too much to immediately stop the play.
Follow-up commentary
An enjoyable toy still for those into stretching just can't get over the smell of it. It makes the miss cringe and not want to use it, to be honest, and it doesn't really go away. Luckily we still keep it in the original box to keep the smell from getting to the other toys.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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