Mm, 'Dat Glass

This dildo is beautiful to look at and it is also fantastic in action. The slim, textured shaft feels incredible and surprisingly realistic. This toy makes temperature play very accessible, and I cannot stress enough how amazing the texture is for me. Its beauty and stimulating features can be enjoyed solo or by couples of any gender combination.
Beautiful, sexy shape, texture, glass retains heat/cold, semi-realistic, flared base.
Might be too slim for some people.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Meet my new boyfriend.

He's the first glass toy I've ever fooled around with and I'm addicted. He's slim, sexy, seductive, and much tougher than he looks. You may think you can see right through him, but he's no Mr. Cellophane. My Gold Laced G is hot, then he's cold, and he's yes...but I never want to say no.

(Have you had enough of my Broadway/Top 40 references yet? I have.)

I fell for this SSA Glass creation's looks first. It came in a sultry red drawstring bag lined with removable bubblewrap for safety. When I withdrew it, the pyrex glass length glinted beautifully as my bedroom light accentuated its raised gold lacing and artfully rendered, semi-realistic grooves.

It was lust at first sight, but this dildo isn't all flash...he's a toy of action, too. Inserted into my pussy, that slender, textured glass turned me into a violin, and Gold Laced G was the well-oiled bow. I actually moaned. Toys don't make me moan; partner sex makes me moan. This hard, unyielding, wonderfully textured dildo worked my pussy almost as well as the real thing. I say "almost," because gorgeous and seemingly perfect though he may be, this glass wiener can't kiss or cuddle, nor can it murmur sweet nothings or groan obscenities. But oh, boy, can it make me come (and sometimes, that's all a girl needs).

One of the purported perks of glass toys is their propensity for temperature play. I haven't tested my Gold Laced G with exposure to heat or cold from sources like the hot tap or the freezer yet, but I felt the truth behind those claims about glass and temperature after using this dildo for only a minute or two. Initially, the room-temperature glass felt deliciously cool, but as I thrusted it began to retain the heat from my body and I was able to feel the extra sensation that created.

I thought that the laced texture that this toy boasts felt great internally and on my clit.

The Gold Laced G is about 6 1/4 inches long with six inches insertable. It has a sturdy, flared base that mimics balls and works well as a handle or as a safety feature if using this toy anally. The shaft is slender, but the texture is so wonderful that I realized girth isn't what I need: friction is.

Glass is 100% safe, nonporous, and disinfect-able. You can clean it by boiling it on the stove, putting it through the dishwasher, washing it with soap and warm water, or using toy wipes/spray. All lubes are compatible with glass.

It is very important to store glass toys carefully somewhere they won't get knocked around. Glass is strong but fragile and potentially harmful if damaged. If you notice any cracks or damage to your glass toy, the sad but safe action to take is to retire that toy.

Thank you for reading my review! If you have any questions, please feel welcome to post them here for a public reply or message me privately. Have a great day!
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My Gold laced G tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anal or vaginal
    • Gift
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Fragile
    • Not best for travel
    • Texture
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Genitals
    • Vagina
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Beautiful
    • Glass
    • Gold
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  • Contributor: Breas
    Great review! I really enjoyed reading it! I am actually waiting on this item! It's so pretty!
  • Contributor: Eva Schwaltz
    Awesome review. I've been thinking about getting this too.
  • Contributor: Silverdrop
    I almost got this, and ended up picking another glass toy instead. Now I'm second guessing myself!
  • Contributor: Melissa Smith
  • Contributor: NicNat
    Great review. Want to get (:
  • Contributor: Powder
    Thanks for the review, definitely helped me make a decision!
  • Contributor: ichwillwaffels
    good review!
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